Chapter 235 Happy Cooperation
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"Asshole! Are you kidding me? We took photos of our own things, so why should we pay commission fees?"
The angry Torrebol slammed the table and shouted in dissatisfaction.
"Hey! What are you doing?!"
"Be gentle, don't beat him to death!"
"what!!"
After a few noises, the Den Den Mushi suddenly let out a scream.
Then I saw the Den Den Mushi on the table perfunctorily sprayed a few drops of ketchup, pretended to be dead for two seconds, and then opened its eyes again. However, its appearance began to slowly change, and finally turned into dead fish eyes, dark bags under the eyes, two obvious nasolabial folds on the face, and a serious face of a middle-aged man.
"Moses, is that Doflamingo's dog across from me? I'm Elisilin, the general manager of Auction House No. 1. Let Don Quixote Doflamingo speak up!"
"Asshole! What a rude fellow!"
Trebol wanted to exchange a few words with the other party, but Doflamingo simply took the Den Den Mushi in front of him and smiled.
"Fufufufu, you are so arrogant. I haven't seen you for a long time. You are still alive? Xi'eryin! What? Do you need to alert the big boss behind the scenes to come out and handle the commission of 2 million Baileys?"
"Haha, yes, time flies. The last time I saw you, you were just a tiny kid. It was indeed a trivial matter and not worth my personal involvement. But when I thought about seeing the once noble Saint Doflamingo now so destitute that he had to haggle with me for a few ounces of silver, I found it particularly interesting!"
"Hehehehe~"
Looking at the Den Den Mushi in front of him with a perverted expression of enjoyment, veins slowly appeared on Doflamingo's forehead.
"Damn it! How dare you be so rude to the young master!"
Torrebol stood by helplessly and furiously.
"Impolite? Please understand the situation. I have already given you face once. Now you are not giving me face and disrupting the order of the auction house at will. You are causing trouble for me! The auction house is the foundation of my life. You are destroying my job and endangering my life! I don't care if you are interested in spending money to buy your own things, but you must pay me the commission fee of 2 million according to the rules today, otherwise you can't take the goods away!"
Xieryin said in a tough tone.
"Fufufufu! This really makes me laugh. How dare a mere dog raised by a celestial dragon dare to bark in front of me!"
"Yes, I am a dog of the Celestial Dragons."
Xieryin calmly accepted the honorable title of "Tianlongren running dog" and continued to taunt:
"But you don't have to continue to bully me. I have asked someone to consult the current head of the Don Quixote family, and the answer I got was very interesting:
The master of the family said that there is no Don Quixote's tribe left outside, not even a dog."
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"Crack!"
The armrest of Doflamingo's chair was completely chopped into countless pieces and scattered on the ground, but the Den Den Mushi on the table continued to output.
"Hahahaha, I really hope you can hear this answer in person, so that I can see what expression you will have! How about it? If you really can't afford the commission, I will keep the things for you first, or do you want to try to beg me? I still have the ability to help you waive this little bit of money."
"Fuh, fu, fu!"
Doflamingo laughed angrily.
"I will ask them to pay the 2 million commission immediately. It is such a pleasant cooperation. Then, Xieryin, remember to take care of your health and live a few more years. Manage the Shampoo Auction House well. I am already looking forward to seeing you next time!"
"Don't worry about it. Good people will be rewarded. I will live a long life. By the way, it's 100 million Baileys, not million. Remember to explain this clearly to the people below!"
"Crack!"
Looking at the Den Den Mushi that closed its eyes again, Trebol said with a grim look:
“Young Master! Are you going to let it go just like that? Do you want to send someone over to find a chance to kill this old guy?”
Doflamingo took off his glasses, rubbed his brows, and quickly calmed down.
"Fffffffff! No need to worry. The more the enemy expands and the more they look down on us, the easier it will be to deal with them. Hasn't this old guy helped us run the auction house well? Let him live a few more years. Right now, strengthening our own strength is our most urgent task."
"I see! Young Master is indeed wise!"
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auction
Behind the Scenes
"Think carefully about what I taught you!"
The host wearing star-shaped glasses handed the gavel in his hand to a young auctioneer with hesitation, and held his hand and instructed in a hoarse voice.
He had just successfully sold the Baoshu Adam for a sky-high price, and was so excited that he even shouted himself hoarse, so a new auctioneer would need to be appointed to preside over the next auction.
"Master, I have remembered everything you taught me over the past two years. Just leave it to me!"
The handsome young man patted his chest and said confidently.
But what he was thinking was:
If you, an old man, hadn't occupied my position and suppressed and restricted me everywhere, I would have become the chief auctioneer of the auction house long ago! Do I need you to teach me?
I must seize the opportunity to perform well this time!
"Don't be so impatient, this is a taboo! Wait! There is one last thing, you must remember, if the Tianlong people make an offer, count to three hammer strikes, and don't make any mistakes, or someone will die!"
"Master, please stop worrying about it. Who would dare to compete with the Tianlong people? They don't have the courage or the financial resources. You should just take a good rest. The people below are urging me to go on stage first."
After the young auctioneer finished speaking, he shook off the hand that was holding him and quickly ran onto the stage.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the auction is now continuing. Please take a look at the next item~"
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After the scene with Baoshu Adam ended, various slaves came on stage, which was the highlight of the auction.
Most of them are pirates with bounties on their heads, among which pirate captains are the most popular.
For those with a bounty of more than 5 million, the more surprising their appearance and the larger their size, the more sought-after they are.
Perhaps what is popular among celebrities nowadays is to compare who has the highest bounty on slaves, and whoever has the highest status will have more status.
"Haha, go ask the people at the auction house to quickly bring over the tall pirate captain I just bought. I want to test drive it now!"
Saint Erziwat danced with joy and gave orders to his men around him.
Several tall and strong pirate captains with the highest bounties were all bought by Saint Erzwater.
The Celestial Dragons love to buy these things and ride them. Don't get me wrong, they really want to ride them. Maybe for them, buying these tall and mighty pirate captains is just like the rich people in the world buying luxury cars. They won't think it's too much. What they want is to change one every day so that they can ride a different one every day.
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