Chapter 372 Bad Boy
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"Hahaha, Brother Chopper, you are right, but I am not exaggerating. These people want to live in Wan Guo, and they have to pay with their real lives. Every six months, BIGMOM needs to take one month of their lifespan as tax, otherwise they will be expelled. These flowers, plants and trees with life are called "Homies". They are all anthropomorphic characters created by BIGMOM using her devil fruit ability after taking the lifespan of ordinary people!"
When Daxiong heard this, there was a hint of disappointment on his face. He didn't expect that behind all the glamour and beauty there was still darkness and ugliness.
Morgans crossed his legs with his wings interlocked like fingers, and looked at Ger with a smile on his face.
"Ah! I'm so envious. If I were just an ordinary person, I would also like to live in a country like this."
Geer sighed sincerely.
"Ah, this?! Brother Chopper, that's life span!"
Morganus almost lost his seat.
He said so much but he didn't see the expression he expected on Geer's face, and he felt a little at a loss for a moment.
"Tsk! If a lazy person like me is busy with work every day and stays up late to work overtime, I will definitely be in a bad mood all day, which will make me sick and die early. Here I can live a carefree and stress-free life. I can keep a good mood every day and live at least ten more years. It's basically free money!"
Ger explained with a clear mind.
"You have to be able to stay alive first before you can talk about how many years you will live. Is the old man invulnerable to swords and guns or something?"
"I have to say a few words to you here, Brother Morganse. You have traveled all over the world. Don't you know what kind of life ordinary people live on the sea now?"
"Non-member states are plagued by pirates. Member states claim to have naval protection, but in reality they are not safe at all. If they meet a king who cares about his people, the little money they earn from hard work is not enough to pay the heavenly gold. It is difficult to support their families. Basically, they live a precarious life."
"If you have a weird king, it's common for his family to be torn apart in a matter of minutes. In comparison, I think the people here are much happier. We media people must respect the facts! We say what we mean!"
"Forehead…"
After hearing Captain Gel's twisted logic, Morgans in the carriage and the big bear outside the window fell silent at the same time.
After thinking about it carefully, the two seemed to think that Gel was right.
Especially the last sentence, which can be said to have caused real harm to Morgans, who likes to exaggerate and confuse right and wrong to gain popularity.
"Ahem! Brother Chopper is right. I have always attached great importance to the rigor and authenticity of our World Economic News!"
Morgans took off his black top hat, wiped the sweat off his face, and adjusted the feathers on the hat, trying to hide his embarrassment.
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“Chiu~!!”
"Hmm hum hum!"
The pig cart stopped in front of a huge cake castle, the door opened, and everyone came out.
"Here they are! They are the distinguished guests!"
The square in front of the castle was already crowded with people. Ordinary people were certainly not qualified to enter the castle to attend the tea party. They were here just to see these big names on the sea with their own eyes, just like chasing stars and joining in the fun.
"Wow! Is that the Queen of Fun Street? She's so beautiful!"
"Wow! It's Lord Morgause. It really is a big bird!"
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"Hey, a new face! Is that young man wearing a golden suit, covered in gold jewelry, and wearing twenty gold rings on his ten fingers also a distinguished guest? So impressive! He looks so rich!"
"You don't know anything! I've already found out that this person is the boss of a big chamber of commerce, his name is Tony Tony Chopper!"
"I'm so envious! You have such great abilities at such a young age!"
"Ah! So handsome! Master Tony!"
Everyone was talking about it.
Young, handsome and rich, a group of young women with poor immunity who only heard the key words suddenly started screaming.
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"So handsome, Tony!"
The look in Boji's eyes when she looked at Gel was almost tearing out, while the others, including Morgans, looked at Gel with contempt.
"Humph! Like a stinky upstart!"
After all, they are big shots. I didn't expect that some people would change their clothes in the carriage just to show off in front of these common people. It's really shameful to associate with them!
"It's very important for public figures to maintain their image at all times. I can't reason with people like you."
Captain Gel ignored other people's gazes and walked onto the red carpet triumphantly. He walked forward while waving to the people around him, acting very friendly and instantly occupied the C position.
"Yeah, yeah, welcome, welcome!"
At the end of the red carpet stood a tall man with pointed cheeks, thin face and long tongue. He was wearing a yellow dress, a red striped hat with a circle of small lollipops on it, and a candy cane in his hand. His long tongue was hanging out, but he could speak normally. He bowed deeply to welcome the few people.
"Oh? It's you, Perospero! You took the trouble to come greet me."
Morgans greeted the visitor.
The person who came was Charlotte Linlin's eldest son, a cadre of the BIGMOM Pirates, and the Candy Minister of the Totland Kingdom, Charlotte Perospero!
"Hehe, all the kings of the dark world, welcome to my tea party. I'm already waiting upstairs. It's really inconvenient to go through the castle and take a detour, so let me see you off!"
As Perospero spoke, he tapped the ground lightly with the staff in his hand. An exquisite spiral staircase as crystal clear as a vine grew upwards and finally led to the top floor of the cake castle.
"Wow! So beautiful!"
“This is truly spectacular!”
“No matter when you look at it, this candy craft is simply art!”
Hearing the exclamations of the people around him, Perospero smiled proudly and then made a gesture of invitation.
"You are so kind! Come on! Dear guests, please use my masterpiece - the candy elevator! Go up! Mom hates being late the most!"
“It’s so beautiful, it’s simply a work of art!”
Brooke climbed onto the elevator, and praised it as she stroked the carved candy handrail with her slender fingers.
"What a bunch of nonsense! Can't you just make a straight ladder? And you said you were afraid of taking a detour and wasting time, making your mother wait!"
Looking at the winding stairs in front of him, which looked like the rotating track of an 18-ring roller coaster, Gel couldn't help but complain.
"Forehead…"
Perospero was a little surprised when he suddenly heard such a discordant voice. Then he looked up angrily and tried to find the person who spoke.
"Ahem, ah Perospero! This elevator is amazing!! It's getting late, so let's go up first. We can't keep your mother waiting too long!"
Morgans was trying to cover his mouth while pulling Captain Geer to the elevator. He thought to himself that this guy was really a bad mouth. He could always make people want to beat him up with just one sentence! What was the Bra Chamber of Commerce thinking? They actually sent such a young man to attend such an important banquet! If he offended the aunt, wouldn’t he be in trouble?
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"Here, these are for you to eat!"
Perospero pulled a few candies from his hat, turned around and handed them to the drooling little devils, and gave them instructions.
"You have to wait for 3 minutes. You can only go to eat the candy elevator after I'm done using it! Got it? You're all good kids!"
"Yes! Lord Perospero!"
The children agreed obediently.
"Hahaha! Okay, it's time for me to go up too..."
Perospero said goodbye to the children and was about to turn around and leave, but he saw the children pointing behind him and shouting:
"Bad boy! Lord Perospero! There's a bad boy!"
Perospero turned around and saw Ginny and Weeble eating all the way up from the bottom. Only half of his candy elevator masterpiece was left hanging in the air! !
"Oh my god! Hey! What are you doing? Assholes! I haven't even gone up yet!!"
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