Chapter 394 Destroy 3 Views
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"Brother Markla, come quickly and eat with us."
Maogou then remembered that he had left Mark and the other two aside, and hurriedly stood up and pulled them to sit at the table.
It’s hard to refuse such hospitality.
Markla and the other two had no choice but to start eating as well.
"How is it? Isn't it delicious? I fell in love with this oden the first time I ate it!"
Cat Viper said with an exaggerated expression.
"Well, it's delicious."
Markela answered perfunctorily, thinking that this was a far cry from Lord Gel's hotpot.
The two rabbit warriors felt the same way.
"Lord Oden, these three are clan members who came from Sau to visit Wano Country."
"Hmmmm, hahuhahu!"
Kozuki Oden ate the oden seriously and nodded to show that he understood.
"By the way, Lord Oden, there is one more thing. Neko Viper and I haven't been back to Zou for a long time, so we plan to go to sea with them and return to the Furry Principality when they return. We should be back in about a month."
Inuarashi spoke up.
"Oh, I see. No problem, go ahead! By the way, is the old goat dead? If not, remember to say hello for me."
After saying this, Oden continued to eat his meat.
This is a very classic Oden behavior. He can use the fire of burning bones to cook oden at his friend's funeral. Only in Wano Country would people think this behavior is cool. It is really hard for normal people to like it. Markla and the other two also looked displeased.
"Brother Markla, please don't mind it. Lord Oden just expresses his concern in a way that is a little... different. He actually has no ill intentions."
Inuarashi explained hastily.
"Well…!"
Oden burped, patted his butt, stood up and said.
"Okay, take your time eating. I have to leave for the Flower Capital."
"Ah, Lord Oden, are you still going? You have been doing this for two years! You should tell us the truth! Please tell us what happened and why you keep doing this?"
Inuarashi and Nekomaru knelt on the ground and begged.
"Yes! Lord Oden, just tell us! Now the entire Wano Country, including the people of Kuri who originally supported us, have begun to distrust us!"
"Nothing much. I go dancing once a week to make money. That's my job! Hahaha! I, Kozuki Oden, don't need to care what others think!"
Kozuki Oden picked his nostril with his index finger and flicked away the booger, then said nonchalantly.
"Alright, little cats and dogs, it's been two years, the people of Wano Country have long been accustomed to it, aren't you used to it yet? Oden must have his reasons for doing this, we just need to trust him!"
Mrs. Shi began to advise.
"Hahaha, Ah Shi, you understand me better! Then I'm leaving!"
"Yes, husband, remember to come back early!"
Mrs. Shi said goodbye with an encouraging smile.
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"Thanks for the treat, we'll go out for a walk too!"
Markela stood up and said.
The only reason he stayed here was that he wanted to observe Kozuki Oden with his own eyes, so naturally he had to follow him.
Kozuki knew in her heart where Markela was going. She was also expecting Cat Viper and Inuarashi to get more assistance from the Mink warriors for Oden, so naturally she didn't want Markela and the others to go with her!
Kotsuki opened her cherry-like lips slightly, wanting to speak to stop them but couldn't think of any suitable reason for a moment. When she came to her senses, Markla and the other two had already left. She could only quickly order Inuarashi and Cat Viper to follow them, trying to persuade Oden to save his face.
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Wonokuni
The City of Flowers
In front of the gate of the General’s Mansion.
Markla and the other two saw a scene that they would never forget in their lives.
The current head of the Kozuki clan, the daimyo of Kuri, Kozuki Oden, a handsome man over 15 feet tall, took off all his clothes and performed a strange dance in the street. (7 feet is 1.7 meters, so Kozuki Oden is 3.8 meters tall)
“Ding ding dong~!”
Along with the beat, Kozuki Oden made all kinds of strange poses and muttered to himself a "rapid" rap:
"Chuckwaffle and egg~! Ding ding ding! Eat them in two or three bites~!"
"A thousand boils and a hundred simmers~"
“The delicious taste of oden is revealed!”
"Jingle bell!"
"Hey, keep dancing, Your Highness the Fool!"
Some civilians who were watching the fun threw a few coins on the ground. Kozuki Oden bent down with a look of joy on his face and picked them up. Everyone showed a look of hopelessness and contempt.
"Ah! What the hell! Damn it!! I actually had hope for him before! I'm so stupid! Let this country be destroyed!!"
"Ugh!!"
"Forget it! Forget it! There's no point scolding him. After all, putting our fate in the hands of others is a reflection of our own incompetence!"
Many people in the crowd sighed.
They finally waited for the man who abandoned his country to become a pirate to come back. Seeing that he had acquired great skills through his experience at sea, everyone thought that the returned Kozuki Oden would be able to kill Kurozumi Orochi, who colluded with pirates to enslave the people.
I was looking forward to Wano Country finally seeing the blue sky after the fog cleared! I never expected that what I waited for was such a foolish prince! Hope turned into disappointment, and trust and expectation turned into disgust and hatred!
"You can't say that. We are just a bunch of ordinary people. How can we fight against the swords and guns of samurai and pirates? If I could be as strong as this fool, I would be the first one to rush up and chop down Kurozumi Orochi!"
A young boy said excitedly.
"Hush! Keep your voice down, this is the entrance to the General's Mansion! Do you want to die?"
The boy realized that he had said something wrong. He immediately shut up and looked around the crowd in panic. Sure enough, he saw a few people looking at him with ill intentions. You know, there is a reward for reporting! The boy's face turned pale. If he was caught by the snake's people, no one would be able to save him. He quickly put on his hat secretly and crouched down to get into the crowd.
"Dang Dang Dang!"
"Kelp is important! Kelp is the most important! The key to deliciousness is the stock!"
"A thousand boils and a hundred simmers~"
“The delicious taste of oden is revealed!”
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Oden ignored the strange looks and ridicule from everyone around him. He continued singing and dancing, and ended with a handsome cross-eyed pose!
It is not difficult to tell from the smile on his face that Oden is quite satisfied with his performance today.
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"So, this is what your Lord Oden has been doing for two years? Dancing naked in the streets?"
Markla rubbed his temples, feeling that his worldview had really been refreshed today. He could not suppress the anger in his heart, and questioned the embarrassed cat and dog.
"Is this what you call an important matter? Something more important than the safety of our entire Zou clan?"
Markla's whole body was flashing with arcs of electricity, and he felt like he was about to be irritated into the form of a Moon Lion. The two rabbit warriors behind him also had angry expressions on their faces.
"No, Brother Macla, don't get me wrong. Lord Oden must have been threatened. He must have his reasons for insisting on doing this!"
Cat and Dog tried to explain, but Markla obviously no longer had the patience to listen to this illogical talk.
"Bullshit! It seems that Master Gol is right! The Kozuki clan is really not in their right minds. I think you two have gone mad too!"
"Brother Markla, you're going too far! You can say we're stupid, but you're not allowed to say that about Lord Oden. He's obviously working so hard!"
Markela felt his blood pressure soaring, and he took a few deep breaths before speaking.
"Okay, stop talking! Prepare a small boat, and let's go back to Zou now! I can tell you the truth, the crisis in Zou has been resolved. Now you can choose for yourself, do you want to go back to Zou with me or continue to stay here as your Kozuki retainer?"
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(Rating 8.9, thank you for your support!)
