Chapter 603 The Way of the Shemale

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On the deck of the Swan.

After listening to the story of the Straw Hat Pirates, Mr. 2 Von Clay, who suffers from tear incontinence syndrome, burst into tears.

"Wow, this is so touching! The Straw Hat Pirates risked their lives to welcome their friends. If we can't lend a helping hand to such righteous people, we won't even be able to enjoy our meals!"

"If I, Feng Clay, escape from here alone today, I will not be worthy of being a demon!"

"Hoohoho!"

"Lord Fengkelei! That's very well said!"

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"Hahaha! You've been fooled, Marine! We are experts in disguise! And we're good friends of the Straw Hat Pirates!"

Using the power of the Mimicry Fruit, Feng Clay transformed himself into Straw Hat Luffy and successfully lured away several of Kuroko Tina's navy ships.

"Tina is angry! Tina is going to lock them all up now!"

Tina said angrily as she put out the lady's cigarette in her hand.

"Whether you follow the way of a man or the way of a woman, as long as it is the right way, it is the way of humanity! The great way!"

"Even if I am destined to wither, I must first bloom completely! This is my way of being a shemale!!"

"——by Fengkelei!!"

Feng Clay got ready, waved at the surrounding warships and shouted loudly.

"Come on, Navy!"

"Woohoo! Lord Funkelei! So handsome!"

“I am so touched!”

The group of perverts on the ship were immediately excited by what Feng Clay said. For a moment, the momentum of the pirates even overwhelmed the navy that surrounded them.

"kill!"

"Boom!"

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Under the cover of the Swan, the Straw Hat Pirates successfully shook off the navy and arrived at the agreed location, but Vivi finally chose to stay in Alabasta because they couldn't let the navy know that the princess of Alabasta had a close relationship with a group of pirates. The Straw Hat Pirates raised their hands to respond to the agreement with Vivi as "partners" and then set sail again.

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Nami was in charge of command, Chopper was in charge of steering, Sanji controlled the sails, and Usopp repaired the holes in the cabin. In order to escape the pursuit of the warship, Luffy and Zoro even used manual oars.

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"Great! Looks like the Navy has given up!"

"Oh, I'm almost dying of exhaustion."

After struggling for most of the day, they finally got rid of the warship that was biting them. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief and sat down on the deck to rest.

"Crack!"

The door of the cabin was suddenly opened from the inside, and then a black-haired woman walked out calmly.

"Thank you for your hard work. It looks like you are safe now."

"Ok?"

"Ahhh! Enemy attack? Enemy attack!"

Usopp yelled into the megaphone.

"Damn it! It's you again! When did you get on our ship?!"

Zoro immediately drew his sword and was cautious against this woman who made him feel dangerous.

"I'm always here, Mr. Swordsman."

"You don't have to be so nervous. I have no hostility."

Robin walked to the side, set up a lounge chair, and read the newspaper while basking in the sun.

"Because you called in the navy, they seized my archaeological boat that was parked at the port, so now I can't go out to sea on my own."

"Straw Hat Pirates, you are such an interesting group of pirates, so I want to stay on the ship and sail with you, is that okay? Monkey D. Luffy."

"Is that so? Then there's really nothing we can do, okay!"

Luffy readily agreed.

"That's great, such a beautiful older sister has joined us! She has a completely different mature style from Miss Nami! It turns out that going out to sea is the right thing to do!"

Sanji was so happy that he started spinning in circles.

"Hey! Luffy! You don't even know who she is? Maybe she's lying!"

Everyone looked surprised.

"Hahaha, don't worry, this guy is not a bad person. I was almost killed by Crocodile in the desert before, and she saved me."

Luffy explained.

"Really? Even though you saved our idiot captain, we can't guarantee that you are a good person. Maybe you did everything just to get on board. I will keep an eye on you. If you dare to do anything suspicious, we will definitely kick you off the ship!"

Nami put her hands on her hips and warned sternly.

"Oh, okay, I'll remember it, my lovely navigator-san. By the way."

"Clang!!"

Robin took out a heavy bag and placed it on the table and smiled.

"I'm new here, so I don't have any gifts with me. I only have some gold and gems I found during my travels. Consider them as a welcome gift!"

"Ding!"

"Ahhh, welcome to join you, Sister Robin!"

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Nami's eyes turned into two money symbols, she pounced to take the bag, and was successfully bribed in an instant.

Then Robin used the Hana-Han-Han Fruit to make the three idiots laugh.

Zoro looked at the lustful chef who had already begun to show his courtesy and felt a headache. He was now alone so soon.

"Well, my name is Nico Robin, and please take good care of me from now on! I'm an archaeologist by profession, and I'm good at intelligence and... assassination!"

Robin introduced himself.

"Eh, eh, eh! How scary! Zoro, she is really a female killer! Get her away!"

Chopper was startled when he met Zoro's eyes and quickly hid behind him.

"I understand, Chopper, let me go first."

"Haha, that's so cute, Mr. Chopper. But now you are a famous pirate on the sea. There must be many admirals who want to arrest you, and there will be many pirates who want to kill you to become famous. So you can't show a timid expression like this easily, otherwise you will be killed."

Robin said with his chin on his hand and smiled.

"Ah? Me? A famous pirate?? Even if you praise me like this, I won't be happy, you bastard!"

Chopper wiggled his hips happily.

"Haha, this ship is really interesting! You probably don't know this news yet! After defeating Crocodile of the Seven Warlords of the Sea, your new bounty has been issued."

Robin said as he placed three bounty warrants on the table.

"What! A new bounty?! I want to see it! I want to see it!"

Luffy shouted excitedly, slamming the table.

Everyone gathered around curiously.

"Luffy has 6 million berries, Zoro has million berries!"

"Ok?"

"This is?"

Seeing the cute "raccoon cat" on the third bounty order, everyone couldn't help but rub their eyes.

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