Chapter 785 1 False Alarm

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Boeing Islands

The beasts and sea beasts entrenched in the Temptation Forest all hid their bodies, because the army that regularly came to the island to "crazy purchase" had landed again! The ferocious monsters that usually roamed the island could only hide in the dark and tremble. Even the Stomach Baron, which was the entire island itself, was particularly quiet today.

"What? How could someone sneak in? We have completely blocked the Boeing Islands. No ship should be able to land on the island without our knowledge!"

A handsome old man in casual clothes and without a gun in his hand walked out slowly.

"Captain Nikia!"

Seeing the man, the soldier in uniform combat uniform saluted first and then asked in a calm tone.

Nikya first took out a lighter and lit a cigarette for himself, then exhaled a puff of white smoke with great enjoyment, and then asked.

"So you flew in here, bro? And now you're fat and can't fly away? Haha."

"Captain, do we need to execute the intruder?"

"What? Execution? Are you kidding me? I didn't do anything!"

Usopp fell to the ground in fear.

He turned around and looked around, only to see the soldiers staring at him with expressionless faces and cold eyes. It was obvious that they were not joking.

"No! This is all a misunderstanding. I was thrown here. I didn't mean to invade your territory!"

Usopp hurriedly begged for mercy.

"Captain, please give the order!"

The soldiers held their guns with serious expressions, ready to fire at any time.

Nikya calmly took a puff of his cigarette, flicked the ash lightly, and then said with an embarrassed look.

"Well... this may be a bit difficult to handle. After all, he has 8,000 subordinates, while we only have over 1,000 people..."

"Ah?! No... That's right! I have 8,000 men under my command! You'd better let me go before I get angry, otherwise..."

Seeing that Captain Nikia seemed to be very afraid of his "eight thousand subordinates", Usopp immediately plucked up the courage to start bragging, hoping to scare the other party.

"Captain Nikya! Being afraid of fighting is a serious crime! Even if the enemy is several times larger than ours, please believe that every one of our soldiers is not afraid of sacrifice. No matter how strong the enemy is, we will never retreat until the last man is dead!"

"That's right, please give the order to fight directly!!"

All the soldiers asked to fight, but Nikya waved his hands and couldn't help but complain.

"You're always asking for self-sacrifice. Why can't you just react like a normal person? It's okay even if you're a little afraid of death."

The soldiers all frowned when they heard this, and a slightly different expression barely appeared on their expressionless faces.

"Captain Nikya, although we have to obey your command now, please don't insult our loyalty and honor as warriors! We will never be afraid of death! Because the meaning of our existence is to obey orders and clear all obstacles on your way forward, even if it means sacrificing our lives!"

The soldiers held their heads high, chests puffed out, and stiffened their necks to emphasize seriously.

"Okay, okay, blame me, blame me. It's so boring, you bunch of stubborn idiots!"

Nikya held his forehead with his hand and smiled bitterly. He had no way to deal with these clone warriors under his command. Over the years, no matter how he guided them, he still could not change their "factory settings".

"Snapped!"

Suddenly, a crisp slap hit Nikya on the back of the head. The soldiers looked at their noses and pretended that they saw nothing.

A heroic young woman wearing a red beret came to the front of the team.

"Everyone, spread out and do what you need to do. There's no need to gather here. Go collect supplies on the island!"

"Yes! Captain Lin!"

Except for a few soldiers in the front who continued to point their guns at Usopp, the rest immediately followed the order and left.

"Cough cough cough~"

Seeing the people coming, the beaten Nikya could only cough to cover up his embarrassment. He waited until the surrounding soldiers had almost dispersed before he complained in a low voice.

"Xiao Lin, why did you hit me again? Didn't we agree to listen to you at home and give me some face outside?"

"I'm already giving you a lot of face!"

The woman just rolled her eyes at him, still maintaining her rude attitude.

"How dare you call others stupid? I think you are the stupid one! You know they are... just like that, but you still tease them on purpose!"

"Ah, it's unfair, I didn't mean to tease them, I just wanted them to..."

Nikya hurriedly explained, no longer as calm and composed as before.

"Alright, alright! Let's deal with things first. We still have to transport the food collected on the island back! We don't have time to waste here!"

Lin raised his hand to interrupt Nikya's chatter, then turned to look at Usopp beside him.

"Uh... so ugly! He looks like a fat pig! You can tell at a glance that he's not a good person!"

After looking him up and down, Lin looked away and gave an objective evaluation.

Usopp was immediately unhappy when he heard this.

"Hey, hey, hey! I heard everything. How can you speak so directly? It's so rude! After all, I have 8,000 subordinates..."

"Hit the water!"

"Yeah!"

Usopp's voice suddenly stopped, and only a "whoosh" sound was heard, as if something flew past his face, and then a thin line of blood appeared on his face.

"Boom!!"

Hearing an explosion behind him, Usopp turned around tremblingly, and saw that there was a fist-sized hole with a smooth inner wall on the tree trunk behind him that was so large that it took two people to hug!

"Ah! How dangerous! If you get hit you could really die!"

Usopp looked horrified.

"Humph! Eight thousand men? Just you? If you dare to talk nonsense again, the next shot will hit your pig head!"

Lin warned with a smile on his face.

"Wait! This is all a misunderstanding! I'm just a poor guy who accidentally stranded on this island!"

He who knows the times is a great man.

Usopp couldn't help swallowing as he watched the woman casually fiddling with a ball of water droplets suspended in her hand.

"Is that so? So you ended up here by accident..."

"Ah, yes, yes!"

Usopp nodded repeatedly.

Lin paused and asked in a kind tone.

"Then could you please 'accidentally' disappear from this island again?"

"Huh? What? No!"

"Don't worry, I promise I can blow your pig head apart with one blow. You won't even have time to feel the pain and you can die peacefully."

What a terrible woman!

Everyone present felt the same way at the same time.

As Lin spoke, he tossed the water droplets in his hand and prepared to attack.

"No! I don't want to die yet!"

Usopp was so frightened that his face turned green.

"Please wait!"

Hercules, who was hiding aside and preparing to give Usopp a chance to train to become a brave sea warrior, finally couldn't help but jump down from the treetop.

"Teacher Hercules! Save me!"

Usopp yelled for help.

"Oh, it's you, Hercules. Long time no see. How are you?"

Nikya walked up and patted Beetle Superman on the shoulder and greeted him warmly.

"Long time no see, Lord Nikya! Lord Lin! I'm still the same as always. There's food and drink here. There's nothing wrong with it. Hahaha."

Hercules patted his head and greeted him.

"That's fine. You've been the lighthouse keeper of Island No. 3 for a long time. If you get bored and want to go out for a walk, you can contact us anytime."

"Okay, okay, thank you for your concern, Master Lin."

The three of them exchanged greetings for a while, and then Hercules remembered Usopp who was still standing there worried.

"Oh, by the way, this is my new disciple. He's not some suspicious bad guy. Please don't hurt him!"

"Haha, don't worry, this guy is the Straw Hat Pirates, right? How could we not know this information? We were just teasing him just now, just to trick Pirates."

"you…?"

Looking at the three people who were chatting happily, Usopp, who had just been alarmed, had a lot of rude things to say.

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