Chapter 955 Official Media

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"Although it doesn't quite fit my image as a steady and reliable captain, well... oh well, after all, this is an adventure-themed world, so it's good to take a little adventure every now and then."

Geer completely disregarded the feelings of the five old men and kept talking nonstop.

"Hehehe! Boss Ger, I think we should stop wasting time talking to them and just get to the point!"

Moria drew his sword, his excitement barely contained.

"Shh!"

Gel made a shushing gesture, then beckoned Moria closer and whispered.

"Don't rush. Look at the other side, they're all a bunch of old folks. They're definitely not going to last long. Anyway, we're not in a hurry. Let's talk them out as much as we can. Maybe they're about to give up this form!"

"I see! You truly are Boss Ge'er!"

Moria secretly gave a thumbs up.

The Five Elders were taken aback. With their attention focused and their Observation Haki fully activated in battle, how could their whispers possibly escape their ears?

"To harbor such a plan is simply... utterly foolish!"

"Why go through all that trouble? Why not just crush them head-on? If you think we need to wear them down first, then I'll lead the charge!"

Loki volunteered. As a warrior of Elbaf, he preferred direct confrontation. Fighting was the honor of a warrior!

"Ok?"

Ger looked around, as if searching for something.

"Speaking of the warriors of Elbaf..."

"What's wrong, Captain?"

Big Bear hurriedly asked.

"Where are my two brothers, Dongli and Brogy? Didn't you bring them along?"

"Why did you bring them here?!"

Loki answered first.

"It's enough that I, the prince, am here! With Dorry and Brogy's strength, they wouldn't be of any help even if they came; they would only be a hindrance!"

"No wonder your weapon is a hammer, Aki."

"Ger said, stroking his chin."

"What do you mean?"

Loki was puzzled.

"It means... you don't know anything!"

"hateful!"

Gel gave Loki a disdainful look and continued.

"Fool, Lao Hua is right... A scholar should be looked at with new eyes after three days' absence... Well, it seems like it's been less than a day. Anyway, all you need to know is that when Dorry and Brogy fought the Five Elders, it was like cutting melons and vegetables."

"Are you kidding me?"

Loki exclaimed excitedly.

"Do you think I don't know what level of strength Dorry and Brogy are? Even if the two of them are combined, and I give them an extra arm, they still wouldn't be a match for me!"

"and then?"

Gel waved his hand casually.

"Forget it, forget it. Don't even mention you don't understand it, I don't understand it either. Some things can only be explained by the fact that the version updates are too fast."

"I'm sorry, Captain, Dorry and Brogy originally wanted to join the war... but I was afraid they would become easy targets on the battlefield..."

Bear, who trusted Captain Gel's words completely, awkwardly scratched the back of his head.

"Well, it's not your fault, Xiong. I was in such a hurry that I forgot to tell you. It's okay, it's alright if I didn't bring it. You guys are enough."

Gel looked around at the several burly men around him and said with a smile.

"Then, I'll leave this place to you!"

"Hehehe! Don't worry about it, Boss Ger, we've been waiting for this for ages!"

Moria licked his lips excitedly.

Kaido, Barrett, and Loki each began searching for their targets, their faces displaying a mix of confidence and arrogance.

"The intelligence we have at the moment is limited, and anything could happen. You must adapt to the situation. If things turn out badly, retreat immediately. No one is allowed to be stubborn! Staying alive is more important than anything else."

Captain Gel solemnly instructed.

"Heh, dealing with five old guys is nothing. Didn't you just say they were strong enough to easily handle Dorry and Brogy? Why are you being so cautious?"

Loki laughed.

"Yeah, that makes sense!"

Ger nodded in agreement, then addressed the others.

"You four remember this: in case of any unforeseen circumstances, during an emergency retreat, let Loki cover the rear alone. After all, he's a new partner, and we're not that close yet. If he dies, I won't be too heartbroken."

"Yes, Captain!"

Several people deliberately responded.

"Damn it! You guy!"

Loki's face flushed red; he really wanted to smash this annoying human in front of him with a hammer.

"Whoosh!"

Ger looked up into the distance, and the next second his figure had disappeared from the spot.

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"Da da da!"

The five elders all assumed their stances.

"Your purpose in attacking the Holy Land is no longer important; this incident has severely damaged the face of the World Government! Only by atoning for your sins with your deaths can you appease God's wrath!"

"Saint Vocuri said angrily."

"The Holy Land of Mary Geoise must be sealed off immediately! Everything that happened here must not be leaked...!"

As soon as Satan finished speaking, a strange, excited laugh suddenly came from above.

"Gaga gaga! This is fantastic!"

"That is?!"

The five elders looked up and discovered that a hot air balloon had appeared in the sky at some unknown time.

"Gah gah gah! I never imagined that the Five Elders, who represent the highest power of the World Government, would be such a group of monsters!"

Inside the hot air balloon, Morgans, president of the World Economic News Agency, was so excited that he was gesturing wildly, his beak already twisted with laughter.

"This is absolutely the biggest news of the year, no, it's no exaggeration to say it's the most shocking news in the last few centuries!"

"Are you ready, Morgans?"

"Ah! Everything...everything is ready, young master!"

Ger's sudden appearance startled Morgans.

"Alright, then this live broadcast, which is destined to shock the entire ocean, is yours! After today, the World Economic News Agency will be the undisputed number one newspaper on the high seas! More official than the Navy and the World Government's official media! And you will be the king who controls the world's news media, known as the 'King of Misfortune'!"

Ger patted Morgans hard on the shoulder and forced him to drink a bowl of chicken soup.

"The matchmaker...?"

Morgans stood at attention and answered solemnly.

"As long as I can serve the young master, I don't care about the empty title of king!"

"Excellent! Very good awareness!"

Gel nodded in satisfaction.

"Please rest assured and leave it to me, young master! I guarantee there won't be any mistakes! Otherwise, I'll offer my head as a reward!"

"oops!"

No sooner had Morgans finished speaking than a little girl wearing a white beret tripped over her own feet and fell to the ground.

"Gurgle~~!"

The Den Den Mushi, retracted into its snail shell, rolled past the feet of Gol and Morgans.

"Is everything okay?"

Ger helped the man up.

"I'm fine! I'm fine!"

The girl repeated in a panic.

"It's alright, just be more careful next time."

Captain Gle bent down again, picked up the camera Den Den Mushi from the ground, and handed it over.

"Thank you, Captain Gel!"

The girl took the Den Den Mushi and ran away in a panic.

"Um...this...that..."

Morgans wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said awkwardly.

"I'm sorry, young master, the intern is always reckless in her work. That's the worst thing that can happen in our line of work. I will definitely persuade her to leave later."

"Be more patient with newcomers..."

"...just like I do for you."

Morgans was nodding in agreement when he heard the first half of the sentence, but he couldn't laugh anymore after hearing the second half.

After saying that, Ger called over Weeber, who was taking a break to replenish his energy.

"Let's go, little brother."

"Here you are, brother!"

Weebull casually wiped his mouth with Morgans' cloak, then got up and patted his backside.

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"Bang bang bang!"

No sooner had Ger left than Morgans began pounding on the gunwale, urging him on impatiently.

"Quick! Set up the camera for me right away! This is such a grand occasion that everyone in the entire ocean must witness it! Hahahaha!"

"Yes! President!"