Chapter 308: Defecation
on screen
Obito looked at Afei with dead fish eyes.
[Shut up! Then tell me, how are you superior to me? ]
The two Bai definitely glanced at each other.
White Zetsu gave a thumbs up: [We. ]
Ah Fei also gave a thumbs up and continued: [In progress.]
The two White Zetsu said in unison: [Watch you. 】
[They actually said it in unison! I'm so pissed! ]
Bai Zetsu put down his fingers: [The reason why we are here to help you recover is because Madara ordered us to help you recover to the point where he can use you before he wakes up. ]
Obito turned his head in displeasure and looked at Madara who was sleeping on the seat he was sitting on: [Tsk! Let these two puppets who can only talk come to monitor me, while you only know how to sleep. ]
Having said this, he looked down at his hands which he was still able to clench.
[I must escape from this place and find Lin and Kakashi! ]
After saying that, he looked at the two White Zetsu: [Where can we get out? ]
Ah Fei waved his hand: [You can't get out. There is no exit. ]
White Zetsu said: [After Madara ordered us to move you here, he blocked the door with a huge rock.]
Obito finally saw the huge rock and was immediately shocked: [It's blocked?! ]
Bai Zetsu spread his hands and asked curiously: [By the way, you kept shouting 'Linlinlin' in your sleep, did you want to go outside to pick up bells? ]
Obito's face flushed.
Ah Fei added: [Occasionally mixed with 'idiot idiot idiot' and 'idiot Kakashi'. ]
Bai Zetsu looked at Ah Fei: [Yes, yes, I have called him that sometimes.]
Ah Fei asked in confusion: [What is Idiot Kakashi? ]
[I don’t know, just ask him directly.]
……
Somewhere in the ninja world
Kakashi's mouth twitched.
This guy was cursing him even in his sleep?
Ninja World
"Haha! It's so lively when three funny people get together."
“They’re so funny.”
"Why not just let Obito stay here for the rest of his life? He doesn't need to eat, drink, or poop, and he has two chatterboxes to keep him company."
on screen
Obito's face was covered in sweat.
'Did I ever say that again?'
The two White Zetsu whispered to each other.
After a moment, Ah Fei raised his hand: [Um, can I ask a question? ]
Just when Obito thought it was going to ask the idiot Kakashi.
Ah Fei asked: [The urge to defecate... I mean, what does it feel like to defecate? Give me an analogy.]
Obito roared: [Isn't this idiot Kakashi's problem? How entangled are you about poop?! ]
White Zetsu's voice became quieter: [Are you really that angry? Then I'll ask you about that idiot Kakashi later.]
……
Ninja World
"I feel like going to the bathroom..."
"I feel a little sad when I mention this issue. It is a sad past event."
"The urge to defecate... is a kind of indescribable feeling."
"If I were to describe it in four words, it would probably be 'difficult to move forward', right?"
"Silly child, you don't know how lucky you are. It's such a blessing not to have the urge to defecate."
on screen
Obito pointed at Fei: [Especially this round head! You can't poop but you look like poop! I hate you!]
A Fei gave Obito a thumbs up, then pushed down hard.
Obito looked at White Zetsu and asked: [Speaking of which, where did the other white guys go? ]
Bai Zetsu explained: [I went outside to collect information. ]
[Eh? Can you guys go outside? ]
[Because we can move in the soil. ]
……
As soon as these words were spoken, there was another sound of people in the ninja world sucking in their breaths of shock.
"Good fellow... Doesn't that mean we can sneak into many places? Including... the Daming Prefecture?"
"I don't know how many of these things the golems have created. If there are a lot of them, it would be too terrifying!"
The top leaders of the five major ninja villages looked solemn.
fire nation
Muye Village
Hokage Building
Shikaku swallowed.
"That is to say, there could be Madara's spies anywhere in the ninja world?"
Fugaku frowned.
"So this is what Sasuke told me. Was Obito the chess piece chosen by Madara long ago?"
on screen
[What the hell…]
Obito lowered his head in disappointment.
[I was locked up in a place like this, and I had to listen to you guys say some nonsense...]
Ah Fei immediately saluted: [Sorry! I shouldn't have talked to you about poop! ]
Obito yelled: [That's not what I meant! ]
[It’s what Madara said, about severing the cause and effect relationship…]
White Zetsu glanced at the sleeping Madara: [Ah. Madara is too old-fashioned and doesn't know how to communicate with a child. In simple terms, it means abandoning the troubles in the real world and escaping into a dream full of happiness.]
Obito was puzzled: [In a dream?]
[Because it is a dream, everything can be done as one wishes, even resurrecting the dead can be done. ]
[In other words, use illusion to create a huge dream world, and then let everyone enter that world.] At this point, Ah Fei scratched the back of his head.
[Or, it would be more appropriate to say, force everyone to enter. And for a lifetime.]
Obito was uninterested: [Use illusion? That's so stupid, I don't understand it at all. ]
[With a power as strong as Madara's, he can do anything, but he is too weak now and can't do anything, so he needs to make some preparations. ]
Obito said with a sullen face: [Really? I'm not interested. I don't want to bother with these things. I have to get out!]
As he said that, he struggled to get out of bed: [Go to Lin and Kakashi. ]
【I have to get my body moving again.】
……
Pure Land
Minato was startled.
"No wonder... No wonder you did something like that, Obito."
The corners of Madara's mouth curled up.
Ninja World
"Is this what Madara wants?"
"To be honest, I'm moved."
"But illusions are just illusions. They are not reality after all. Even if it allows me to control everything in a dream, do whatever I want, and do whatever I want... I... I am also a little tempted."
"In the world of illusion, do I no longer have to be a three-second man?"
"To Obito, this cruel ninja world is fake and can be abandoned. Although what he did to Minato's family was cruel, even brutal. But as long as he is in that beautiful world, Obito, who has experienced everything, will still become the simple boy who likes to help others, even if his heart has been broken. In that world, he will become a jonin like Kakashi, he will protect his teacher and his wife during childbirth, he will help his teacher and his wife take care of and teach Naruto, he will succeed as Hokage, he will end the war in the ninja world, and all his good wishes can be realized in that world."
"If people knew about this wonderful world, I believe many people would be willing to go there, but definitely not everyone. The mistake of this illusion world is that it forces everyone to enter."
"If only those who are willing to enter are allowed in, wouldn't everything be a happy one? Why do we have to force everyone to enter together?"
"Those who want to enter this illusion world are those who are ambitious but incompetent, and those who are not living well in the real world, right? There are also the elderly and those who have lost everything. If life in reality is OK, who would want to go to an illusion world?"
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