Chapter 371: Such a Bastard
Shikamaru looked at them with wisdom in his eyes: [I know! That's the one! It can be put into the pot!]
Sakura slapped her forehead.
Naruto was speechless: [I didn’t mention fish…]
Xiaoying asked: [I said, you really don’t know? ]
Ino looked puzzled: [What's wrong with you two? It's a bit strange today...]
[No! The weird thing is...]
Before Sakura could finish her words, Naruto slapped her on the shoulder, stopping her from continuing.
The two sides looked at each other for a long time.
Choji was the first to speak: [Sakura, you are the daughter of a hero. You must cheer up.]
Sakura lowered her head, then suddenly raised it: [Hero's daughter?]
【look. 】
Choji pointed in the direction behind Sakura.
The two looked back.
On the fourth shadow rock, there was a statue of Haruno Zhao.
……
fire nation
Muye Village
Haruno family
Haruno Zhao was surprised and asked: "I became the Hokage?"
Haruno Meibuki looked at him with admiration.
"Wow! Hubby, you're so awesome in that world! You actually became a Yongdai girl!"
Sakura's eyes widened, "My dream has come true?"
Pure Land
Minato's pupils trembled.
"That……"
Ninja World
"Then Minato and Kushina are still alive?"
"In that case, Sakura's father wouldn't have died, would he? And Naruto and Sakura were also switched?"
"Heh. Things are getting interesting."
on screen
Sakura exclaimed in surprise: [It's Dad?! ]
[What on earth is going on? ]
At this moment
Sasuke's voice came.
【What are you guys doing together? 】
The two turned around and saw Sasuke walking towards them with his hands in his pockets.
[Sasuke?]
Naruto frowned and asked loudly: [Why are you in the village? ! ]
Sasuke stopped and asked: [Is it strange that I stay in my own village? ]
Naruto was suddenly speechless.
[No...that's not what I meant.]
Sasuke asked: [Why do you look like you've seen a ghost? Sakura, Menma? ]
Naruto:?
[Noodles... numb? ]
Ninja World
"It's really a ghost. What they saw some time ago was you who wanted to destroy Konoha."
"So in this genjutsu world, Naruto's name is Menma?"
"By the way, isn't Menma just dried bamboo shoots?"
"Menma or Kenji, choose whichever one you like."
"Sasuke's outfit is so flashy, and he even wears a necklace. He must have spent a long time dressing up at home just for Naruto."
"This world is still pretty good. Naruto's parents didn't die, and the Uchiha clan didn't seem to be wiped out..."
The next moment, everyone in the ninja world seemed to have seen something incredible.
on screen
Screen turn
Inside the Konoha bath
Tenten, Hinata, Ino, and Sakura were taking a bath in the pool.
Tiantian wailed.
[Although these injuries are all self-inflicted, they really hurt...]
……
Ninja World
"Masaka?"
"Is this... so erotic? You're showing this to us?"
"How pitiful! His whole body is covered with wounds."
"Isn't this more exciting than a battle scene?"
"I'm going to the toilet..."
"Although the scale is not small, you can't see anything except the shoulders and back. It's no different from what's in the magazine."
fire nation
Muye Village
Hyuga Clan
Hiashi and Neji's expressions changed.
Boruto was horrified.
Hinata's head was steaming and her little face was turning red and white.
Mountain People
Ino's face turned pale and her whole body trembled uncontrollably.
"Everyone saw it...?"
Haruno family
Sakura's brain suddenly crashed.
“How can this be…? Wuwuwu…”
Inside the Ninja Tool Shop
There was a buzzing sound in my mind every day.
"What a jerk! He even let others out while they were taking a shower..."
on screen
Ino gently advised: [Tiantian, don't use the ninja tools. It's too dangerous.]
Sakura whispered to herself.
[Bathhouse... Since everyone is coming, I'll follow along to take a look...]
Hinata, who was sitting opposite her, looked at her with disdain and said, "You're still an airport girl."
[Eh!] Sakura put her hands over her chest.
【What did you say……】
Hinata declared her sovereignty domineeringly: [Menma is my man, don't forget the airport. ]
Sakura lowered herself down in inferiority.
"Flying... Airport... I actually feel irritated with Hinata..."
the other side
Inside the men's bath
Naruto turned around and asked: [So Thick Eyebrows didn't come? ]
Shino sat down next to him and said, "I'm used to it. He's a practicing insect after all. I hate insects the most."
Naruto curiously stretched his head to look: [Your heart and that part are very small. ]
Shino glanced down and immediately clamped her legs together.
……
fire nation
Muye Village
Oil Woman Clan
Shino:!!!
He felt like his scalp was about to explode.
Hyuga Clan
Boruto shuddered.
Uchiha clan
Future Sasuke's mouth twitched.
Ninja World
“My reputation is ruined.”
"That's not even as good as Obito's two minutes."
"Alright Shino, now your presence is quite noticeable, the entire ninja world has a deep impression of you."
"There are so many roads, thanks to you."
"Break up! We must break up!"
"How small? Let me see."
"If this matter were exposed... I would be too ashamed to live..."
"What's wrong with Xiao? Who did Xiao offend? Damn it! This really hurts my friend's self-esteem! If Obito was also Xiao, the thoughtful sister Aoi would definitely defend him!"
"At this moment, Konoha Village has a new introverted, self-abased and cowardly little boy."
“Hehehe…If I run into him again, I will definitely give him some pointers!”
"Naruto's butt is still so dark, just like Kiba's."
on screen
Ya made a pair of cat ears on his head with foam, turned around and looked at Naruto and said: [Menma, look! Cat ears~! Meow~]
Naruto was speechless: [Is that so…]
【What! How heartless.】
[Uh... If I have to say it... I still want to hear you bark like a dog...]
Not far away, Lu Jiu, who looked wise, stepped on the soap and slid towards the stools piled in front.
With a "bang", Shikamaru knocked over the stools and flew out.
【One hit kills! 】
After shouting, Shikamaru came to his senses in mid-air and fell into the pool in panic.
"boom!"
The waves splashing in the pool submerged Shikamaru who was taking a bath.
Choji drooped his eyelids: [Shikamaru, that's enough. You're not a child anymore. You've even lost some water.]
Shikamaru scratched the back of his head and said with a silly smile: [Hehe... Sorry.]
[There’s really nothing I can do against you. 】
As he said this, Choji formed seals with his hands.
【The art of multiplication! 】
As Shikamaru's body grew bigger, the amount of water in the pool suddenly increased.
[Wow! The amount of bath water suddenly increased. Why? ]
……
Ninja World
"Because Choji peed in the pool."
"Because of Shino's ****."
……
