Chapter 540 Bedwetting Incident
on screen
Madara's final choice did not surprise most people in the ninja world.
【No need to look any further. 】
[Xitong, I want to bind Thousand-Handed Green Bamboo! ]
Even if I'm just using it, I, Motor, will use the most special one!
As for whether Qianshou Qingzhu is a master or a disciple, it doesn’t matter.
Most importantly, get the ultimate wedding gift!
By that time, he will become the strongest person in the ninja world!
……
Ninja World
"it is as expected."
"I made a decision that went against our ancestors."
"She is indeed the most special one. Just based on the heroine's experience, I would believe if you said she is harder to capture than the Thousand Hands Buddha."
"In that thing called projection, the disciple appears more often. Qianshou Qingzhu must be the disciple!"
"Even if he was seven years old, Madara-sama wouldn't be thinking about love."
on screen
After binding the red line object, Madara returned to the tatami.
Whenever he closed his eyes, images of zombies would appear in his mind.
I do not know how long it has been.
Madara got up and groped his way to Izuna's room in the dark.
The next day
early morning
[Nissan... Oh Nissan...]
Madara opened his eyes, sat up and yawned.
【What's wrong? 】
[The bed is wet.]
Madara was startled and subconsciously reached out and touched it.
It was wet indeed.
【Did you wet the bed?】
[Nissan, my pants are dry.]
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Pure Land
Ban could no longer maintain his calm expression.
"If you want to make it up, make it more credible. How is it possible that someone wets the bed at the age of seven?"
Izunai held her forehead with her hand.
"Really? That's not serious at all. My eldest brother hasn't wet the bed since he was six years old."
Tobirama was happy.
“I love to watch this.”
"I won't get tired of seeing Madara looking for the toilet eight or ten times in her dream."
Ninja World
"Mr. Madara, we will all keep this secret for you, Kukuku..."
"I wanted to laugh, but when I thought about the time I wet the bed when I was twelve, I couldn't laugh anymore."
"Because I was afraid of zombies, I went to sleep in my brother's bed and ended up peeing all over the bed. Hahahaha!"
fire nation
Muye Village
Naruto's house
sealed space
"Who the hell peed on my pants?"
Naruto:……
Big fox, you look so happy.
on screen
And the Senju clan at this time.
Hashirama's roar spread throughout the clan.
[Aunt! Tobirama wet the bed! ]
……
Pure Land
Tobirama couldn't laugh anymore.
This time it was Izuna who laughed.
"I can testify to this. I could smell it even in Uchiha at the time."
Ban felt much better.
"It's normal for children to wet the bed. That guy, Tobirama Senju, can't hold his urine even at the age of 30."
Ninja World
"Second generation master also wet the bed?"
"It's fate! This is fate!"
"The heroine is finally here! Let's see if you are a master or a disciple!"
"Aunt! She's calling you! Come out now!"
on screen
[Here I come! How many times have I told you? Don’t call me aunt! Call me sister! ]
[But you are my aunt. ]
The girl held her forehead helplessly.
It's always like this. This guy is so stubborn.
[Isn't it a cotton cloth that absorbs water? Is it useless? ]
Hashirama complained: [It's useless. You drowned me again.]
Qianshou Qingzhu seemed to be thinking about something.
[The amount is getting bigger and bigger. It seems that this child is very good at water escape. 】
……
Pure Land
Madara sat up straight.
Suddenly he wasn't bored anymore.
“Very unique vision.”
Izuna said seriously: "What sister-in-law said is very reasonable. That guy is indeed very good at water escape."
"If he hadn't peed out a water dragon and shocked me, I wouldn't have lost to him."
Tobirama had a sour face.
"Issue world guy, your heroine's introduction by wetting the bed is quite unique."
Somewhere in the ninja world
Boruto scratched the back of his head.
"Just like my aunt, she seems to dislike being called old."
on screen
Qianshou Qingzhu lifted Tojian, who was too embarrassed to open his eyes and was still pretending to sleep, into the basin and tidied up the mattress.
The cheap sister who was very kind to me happened to encounter a surprise attack by Uchiha when she was giving birth, and she died in an accident.
She has taken on the responsibility of taking care of the two children ever since.
Mainly, she enjoys the feeling of being a mother.
[The bed board has been soaked and softened, probably because it has been pickled. I can pee so easily, I will just sleep in the basin next time. ]
Hashirama took two steps back and covered his nose: [If it's in the sleeping basin, then Tobirama won't be able to have it the next day. ]
[You can’t throw it away. I’m going to give those Uchiha guys a beating when I grow up.]
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Pure Land
Izuna looked frightened.
"Sister-in-law, you must help me beg for mercy and ask that piss pot to let me go. That smell will still be my nightmare even after I die."
Madara let out a long sigh.
"I didn't use my full strength in the future because I was concerned about Tobirama's trump card."
"As a result, it was because of my hesitation that Black Zetsu had the opportunity to take advantage of me."
"But if I force this guy to reveal his trump card, I will have to hold my breath and fight against the ninja coalition. Even my Samsara Eye will feel sore."
Tobirama had a dark face and said nothing.
Suddenly, he sneezed twice.
"Someone must be cursing me behind my back!"
"Motor?"
"He shouldn't be that bored."
"Then it must be you, bastard, a high imitation of Uchiha Sasuke!"
Ninja World
"If it's placed in a bowl, the second generation will be the one that enjoys the flavor."
"Tobirama has been different from ordinary people since he was a child."
"Tobirama must have secretly awakened a bloodline limit related to urine!"
on screen
In the small courtyard
[Aunt! Aunt! Please teach me Taijutsu!]
The girl who was rubbing the bed sheet violently was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at Hashirama.
[Why did you think of asking me to teach you Taijutsu? 】
Hashirama's eyes were full of stars: [I heard many adults in the clan were discussing that the strongest taijutsu in the clan is my aunt.]
【Oh, they are lying. 】
Hashirama curled his lips: [There is no one in the clan who is more deceitful than my aunt. ]
Qianshou Qingzhu was greatly shocked and said in an exaggerated tone: [My dear nephew, you are so smart today that I am surprised.]
Hashirama retorted: [In fact, I knew it when my aunt lied to me. ]
[That's not that smart.]
Qianshou Qingzhu sighed.
[Alas, it’s no wonder that you can’t see how stupid you are. You accidentally fell headfirst onto the ground when you were delivering the baby, so…]
Hashirama was devastated.
【Is this so? 】
……
Ninja World
"I still can't tell whether she is the master or the apprentice..."
"Hashirama was quite treacherous when he was young, but I don't know why he became so stupid when he grew up."
"It's fine even if it's for free."
"Could it be that the souls of the master and the disciple are both inside Qianshou Qingzhu's body?"
on screen
Qianshou Qingzhu patted his shoulder.
[Want to go play in the mud at the gate of the yard? There's still some urine left in Tobirama. ]
[But...but I want to learn Taijutsu from my aunt. ]
Qianshou Qingzhu refused mercilessly.
[Be good, go away and be silly, I don’t have time. ]
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