Chapter 101 The reason why Jiraiya was not affected was...

"Welcome, boss~"

As soon as the two men, wearing bathrobes, walked into the largest bathroom in the hot spring shop, countless young women in bathrobes greeted them in coquettish voices.

"Heaven... This is exactly the paradise I've always dreamed of~"

Jiraiya had a silly look on his face, and gave a smile that every man could understand.

Naruto: (→w→)~

"Brother, don't just stand there and watch. Go down and play with the girls~"

Jiraiya: (′?w?｀)!!!

"I I I...can...can I?!"

[Hehe~ He’s taken the bait. A lustful sage is a lustful sage. This is indeed the most fatal temptation for Jiraiya...]

"Of course, I'm the boss and I have the final say!"

Naruto patted his chest and assured Jiraiya that there would be absolutely no problem.

“…But, isn’t your Lord of the Rain Village going to bathe here?

I'm a grown man here... Is this really okay?!"

Jiraiya, whose eyes were almost motionless, pretended to refuse.

"Or I should leave first..."

Naruto: ?_?……

If Jiraiya could wipe the haze from the corners of his mouth, Naruto might actually believe his lies...

"Don't worry, brother, the Lord Messenger of God won't be here for a while.

Before the Lord of God arrives, you can enjoy yourself in here."

Naruto gave a subtle wink to the young women in the hot spring pool, and the next moment.

"Boss... come on~"

The simultaneous screams of countless women became the last straw that broke the camel's back for Jiraiya.

"Eh... Eh~ Eh?! Why are my legs out of control?!"

Jiraiya walked towards the hot spring step by step.

"Brother, don't push me~"

Naruto, who was almost two meters away from Jiraiya:

?_?……

Thump~

Jiraiya jumped into the hot spring pool.

When he surfaced again, Jiraiya looked at Naruto with a bitter expression and began to sigh.

"Ah...brother, you...ah, you really made your brother suffer~"

Naruto: ?_?……

The Akatsuki members hiding in the dark:?_?……

Scorpion: "Regarding your master's shamelessness...do you have anything to say?!"

Kushina: "Why are you looking at me?! I'm not the disciple of this pervert!"

Nagato: "We are called master and disciple, but in fact we haven't seen each other for many years... If you are not familiar with each other, don't ask."

Xiaonan... Xiaonan didn't come.

Ever since Nagato learned that the person who sneaked into the village was most likely Jiraiya, he has been keeping a close eye on his wife...

……

"Hehehehehehe~"

Jiraiya was smiling happily as he shuttled among the flowers, hugging girls on both sides;

Naruto, who was standing by the hot spring pool, was also smiling happily.

Jiraiya finally walked step by step into the trap that Naruto had specially prepared for him...

"Do it!!!"

At Naruto's command, the girls in the hot spring pool pounced on Jiraiya almost at the same time, clamping every part of his body from all directions and sticking pieces of talisman paper firmly on Jiraiya's body.

Jiraiya: (((o(*?▽?*)o)))? !!

"Girls, what are you doing...???"

"Mission accomplished, sisters... show your true colors!"

The girls who were so charming and snuggling beside Jiraiya just a moment ago, turned into white ones little by little in front of his eyes - White Zetsu? !

The White Zetsu who revealed their true faces all smiled shyly at Jiraiya.

"Boss, come down and play~e?(?＞ ? ＜)?3~"

Jiraiya: =(??? ????)? !!

"Fuck...it's a ghost!"

Jiraiya, who was scared half to death by White Zetsu, couldn't help but scream.

[Tsk tsk tsk~ Jiraiya is really pitiful~]

Naruto suspected that from now on, Jiraiya would never dare to step into the bathhouse outside again...

Whoosh~whoosh~whoosh…

All the members of the Akatsuki organization who were hiding in the dark appeared together, landed at the hot spring pool and aggressively watched Jiraiya who was pinned down by many White Zetsu warriors.

"Ahem, Mr. Jiraiya, long time no see."

Nagato wanted to laugh but didn't dare to, so he could only cough twice awkwardly.

"Tsk, tsk, 'My name is Orochimaru' Oh... I didn't expect that you, Jiraiya-sensei, would ruin Orochimaru's reputation in this way outside...

And for the fact that you just taught Naruto bad things, I will settle the score with you on behalf of Minato~"

Kushina had already switched to her "Fiery Chili Pepper" form, the frying pan in her hand ready to go.

Jiraiya: ╭(°A°`)╮? !!

"Nagato, you are still...

Kushina?! Aren't you dead?!

How... Impure World Reincarnation? !

Who cast this spell on you? !"

Jiraiya was shocked when he saw Kushina and immediately threw a lot of questions at her.

"Don't worry about it! How dare you, an old pervert, teach my Naruto bad things... I, Kushina, will definitely teach you a lesson today!"

Kushina raised the frying pan and was about to rush over to fight, but fortunately Naruto, who had transformed back to his original form, hugged his old mother's thigh in time, and Jiraiya was lucky enough to escape this disaster.

"Mom, mom, mom...Mom, calm down! Let's talk about business first!"

Hmm... Naruto successfully got a new trick: Twenty-one seconds!

"You're Naruto?!"

Jiraiya was stunned. He didn't expect that the "tap water" who was more skilled than himself in "collecting materials" was actually the eight-year-old Uzumaki Naruto!

"Hey~ Hello, lecherous immortal~"

Naruto, who was hugging Kushina's thigh, took the time to turn around and greeted Jiraiya with a smile.

Jiraiya: ∑(°Д°)!!!

Jiraiya felt like he was dreaming, a terrible nightmare...

……

"So, this hot spring pool is a trap you set for me?"

In response to Jiraiya's question, Nagato nodded readily.

"That's right, because I don't want to hurt Jiraiya-sensei, and I don't want you to have time to use the toads in Myoboku Mountain to pass on the information...

That’s why we resorted to this desperate measure and came up with such a damaging idea.”

As he said this, Nagato glanced at Naruto.

In fact, this method was thought of by Naruto alone, and he was the one who decided it against all odds.

The reason is that Naruto insisted that this plan would be very effective against Jiraiya.

Originally, Nagato was somewhat skeptical about Naruto's statement, but he didn't expect...

“Lecherous Immortal, I advise you not to think about resisting anymore.

Those things on your body now...are the seals that my mother specially prepared for you~

As long as you use chakra, you will...

Bai Zetsu, you come and cover it up."

Naruto jumped out triumphantly and explained to Jiraiya the talisman stuck on his body.

A White Zetsu forced a small ball of chakra from his body and casually injected it into a piece of talisman paper attached to Jiraiya's body.

Soon! Everyone will see...

boom! ! !

The talisman paper exploded, producing a thick cloud of smoke that enveloped Jiraiya.

Everyone: (((o(*?▽?*)o)))? !!

Naruto: "...Mom, will the sealing talisman you made explode again?"

Kushina: "I don't know. Logically, it shouldn't be possible..."

A White Zetsu: "Sorry, it seems I pasted the talisman paper wrong, it turned out to be an explosive talisman..."

Everyone: →_→……

"Wait, look."

Just when everyone was thinking about whether or not to kill this White Zetsu to apologize to Jiraiya, Scorpion, who had been silent until now, suddenly pointed to the center of the smoke that had not yet dissipated and shouted to everyone.

Everyone turned their heads to look in the direction Scorpion pointed, only to see that the person captured by the White Zetsu was not Jiraiya, but a newbie Toad who could be knocked out by a detonating talisman.

The Toad of Myoboku Mountain!!!

...What about Jiraiya? ! !

"Underwater!"

Nagato, who possessed the Rinnegan, was the first to discover the trace of Jiraiya's true body.

"Nagato, after all these years... you have grown a lot."

Jiraiya broke out of the water and stood in front of everyone with his chest puffed out.

As a lustful... cough, as a toad sage, Jiraiya showed no fear when facing the top fighters in the Akatsuki organization.

"Thank you for your praise, Master Jiraiya. You have seen through me..."

"No, no, no, you guys have already arranged it very well, but there was a small flaw, which allowed me to find the flaw."

"Oh? What flaw? Can you tell me about it, Jiraiya-sensei?"

"It's very simple..."

Jiraiya smiled and pointed his finger at Naruto who was still hugging Kushina's thigh.

"This guy and I were singing and howling on the roof for a long time, but the girls in the hot spring didn't react at all... This is unscientific!!!"

As he said this, Jiraiya suddenly remembered the time when he secretly watched Tsunade taking a bath in Konoha...

Every time his breathing became a little heavier, Tsunade would find him and beat him up, and he would receive a half-year gift package from Konoha Hospital...

Alas, I am in tears after talking too much...

Everyone in Akatsuki:?_?……

They thought that Naruto had revealed a flaw somewhere.

Or maybe one of them didn't conceal their chakra well enough and was noticed by Jiraiya...

But they never expected it to be because of this reason... bastard!