Chapter 128 Love Guide 1
"Girl, do you believe in love at first sight?"
"Bao, I went for an IV last night.
What kind of fluid was injected?
...I miss you at night."
"There was once a true love in my...
Oh, my love hasn't even begun.
But I want you to know...I love you for ten thousand years."
……
Gaara took the paper in his hand and read it word by word, but the more he read, the stiffer the expression on his face became.
Finally, Gaara couldn't read any more.
He raised his head and looked carefully at Naruto who was still distributing papers to other people in front of him.
Hmm...the contents on those papers are exactly the same as those in his hands.
"Naruto……"
"Um?!"
Naruto glanced back at Gaara, his eyes full of warning.
"……elder brother."
"Hmm~(?????)~"
It's not easy. Among all the sons that Whitebeard father has, there is finally one who is willing (?) to call him brother~
"You made us carry this thing... why on earth is that?!"
"Don't worry about it. If you still can't recite it within three days, I'll beat you up!"
Naruto replied irritably.
[Mad, you're still feeling wronged? !
I just successfully learned the Double Kaio-ken yesterday, and today I didn't even bother to rest. I dragged my tired body to deliver the information to you...
Am I easy?! 】
In order to successfully complete the task assigned by the Dog System, Naruto racked his brains and wrote the "Love Guide Version 1.0" overnight, and distributed it to every eligible boy in the Hidden Rain Village as quickly as possible.
Naruto also issued a mandatory order to all those who received this paper in the name of the acting leader of the Akatsuki organization:
Within three days, you must memorize what is written on the paper by heart!
Seven days later, Fenghua Xiaoxue will come to the Hidden Rain Village.
Three days... is the maximum grace period Naruto can tolerate!
Even Hashira, who had no feelings for women, was given one by Naruto.
While being hung on an iron frame and beaten by his old mother, Nizhuzi had to recite Naruto's impromptu "Love Guide 1.0"...
Hiss~ How cruel!
……
"Kushina, your Naruto...what has provoked him?"
Uchiha Mikoto, who was tired of smoking Nibiru, was sitting with her best friend drinking tea, and suddenly asked a question out of curiosity.
Kushina: ?_?……
"I said I don't know either... Mikoto, do you believe me?"
Uchiha Mikoto: (ー ー゛)……
"If you don't want to talk about it, then don't talk about it~ I don't know what else to say...
Could it be possible that the matter of Naruto's child could be hidden from you?"
God has mercy on me, Kushina really doesn't know~
Originally, after she saw Naruto racking his brains to write these cheesy words...
Kushina was very pleased, thinking that her silly son had finally come to his senses.
Kushina originally thought that Naruto wrote this to confess his feelings to a certain girl.
Hmm~ There is a high probability that it is with the little girl Hyuga Hinata who is far away in Konoha;
Of course, Kushina couldn't say for sure, after all, Kakashi had mentioned a little girl named Haruno Sakura before...
Just when Kushina was filled with joy, thinking that she would soon be able to meet her daughter-in-law and hold her grandson or granddaughter in her arms...
His foolish son actually copied this thing into tens of thousands of copies overnight and distributed them in the Hidden Rain Village.
Kushina: (ー_ー)!!
Well, the old mother's ridiculous delusion was shattered.
Kushina had no idea what Naruto was up to...
……
"Xiao Nan, you are my Yolemei...
When asked what Yolemei is, I would say, anyway, as long as this is the case... I can hold you tightly in my hand.
Mm~ warm and caring..."
Nagato said this while looking at his wife affectionately, with a look in his eyes that seemed to want to draw a line between them.
"Oops~ I hate it~"
Konan looked shy and punched Nagato's chest with her little fists.
……
"Lin, if I make you unhappy one day in the future...
Don’t complain, just hug me~”
Tuzige: ⊙w⊙~
"Eh?!"
Lin: (?v?v?)~
Kakashi: ?_?……
Tuzige brand dog food is large in quantity, filling, and very salty...really rustic.
Although Naruto's amazing move made countless big boys in the Hidden Rain Village miserable;
But it has to be said that this really benefits the majority of men who are married or in love.
For a time, all the single men in the Hidden Rain Village had access to all-you-can-eat dog food every day, and later on, it even greatly stimulated the marriage rate in the Hidden Rain Village.
The new population of the Hidden Rain Village will surely experience a blowout growth next year, and all this is thanks to our great Akatsuki organization's acting leader, Uzumaki Naruto.
Of course, there are unexpected situations, such as...
"Brother Deidara, can you help me wash the things later?"
Kurotsuchi looked at Deidara expectantly and asked in a shy voice.
"...You don't have anything to do right now, why can't you go wash it yourself?"
"Hey~ just help me wash~"
"Okay, what do you want to wash?"
"I like you╮(￣▽￣)╭ ~"
Deidara: ?_?……
"…Kurotsuchi, are you sick?"
Kurotsuchi: (▼ヘ▼#)!!!
Duang! ! !
Heitu admitted that she was indeed impulsive at that time.
I heard that Xiaodi had to lie in bed for a whole week before he could barely get out of bed...
……
Sound Hidden Village.
"Kimimaro, stop for a moment."
Orochimaru suddenly appeared and interrupted Kimimaro's training.
"Lord Orochimaru, what can I do for you?"
"We received a letter from the Hidden Rain Village. Father Whitebeard asked you to leave for the Hidden Rain Village immediately."
【Dad?】
Kimimaro frowned, and being cautious by nature, he couldn't help but ask one more question.
"Did Dad tell me why he asked me to go to the Hidden Rain Village?"
"No."
Orochimaru shook his head slowly and took out a familiar piece of paper from his arms.
“As for this thing… the person who sent the letter said that Naruto must let me hand it to you personally;
And I repeatedly emphasized that you must memorize it on the way."
The expression on Orochimaru's face became more and more weird. Even Uncle Snake, nicknamed "Cold Lord", couldn't hold it anymore at this moment.
Kimimaro took the paper and just glanced at it...he felt sick all over.
"Lord Orochimaru...can I not go to the Hidden Rain Village first?"
"... Let's go now. You are the son of Whitebeard. He is still waiting for your arrival in the Hidden Rain Village..."
"……Understood."
Kimimaro nodded coldly, turned back to his room, packed his luggage casually, and set off for the Hidden Rain Village.
He promised that the first thing he would do after arriving at the Hidden Rain Village...
Just poke 108 transparent holes in the body of his elder brother, Uzumaki Naruto, whom he had never met!
Kimimaro: Angry e = Angry e = (o｀w′)ノ! ! !
