Chapter 140 Xiaodi: Have you ever seen fireworks?
According to Kimimaro's self-understanding:
Quiet ≈ deserted;
Good environment ≈ there are mountains, water and forests.
So Kimimaro confidently brought the confused Fenghua Xiaoxue and others to a remote corner outside the Hidden Rain Village.
He also thoughtfully found Deidara and Kurotsuchi who often appeared in this place, and used earth escape to build a luxurious building in a short time.
"Xiaoxue, you guys should stay here for the rest of the time.
I have already inquired, and no one will come to disturb you here."
Well, no one will come to disturb you.
Fenghua Xiaoxue looked around and saw that apart from this newly built luxurious building, there was no other house around.
Although the location is indeed a bit remote, it can finally allow the people of the Snow Country to escape from their previous troubled lives.
Fenghua Xiaoxue was very satisfied with the place chosen by Kimimaro, but...
Why are most of the ground here bumpy?
And why are the areas around these deep pits... all pitch black, as if they've been burned by fire?
[Forget it~ Anyway, we only need to stay in the Hidden Rain Village for another month or so. As long as no one comes to harass us... we can still tolerate some minor flaws (?????)~]
Fenghua Xiaoxue, who was open-minded, did not think much about it. After thanking Kimimaro, she led everyone in the Snow Country to settle down peacefully.
The people of the Snow Country seemed very happy because they thought they had finally found a piece of pure land in the Hidden Rain Village where demons were rampant.
Kimimaro was also very happy because he had finally successfully completed the task assigned to him by his good brother Naruto without causing any other trouble.
Xiaodi and Heitu were even happier because besides Scorpion, they finally had new neighbors.
Well, all three parties felt that there was nothing wrong with this arrangement and were all very satisfied with it.
As everyone knows...
The biggest problem is having no problem.
Kimimaro had only been in the Hidden Rain Village for a few days, so he didn't know yet...
The reason why very few villagers come to this land is because the villagers gave it an extremely terrifying nickname - Hell Trial Field.
Before Xiaodi came to the Hidden Rain Village, there were actually people living here;
But after Xiaodi came...
Where do you think those huge pits in the ground came from? !
Now, the only thing that can survive on this land is the deep black soil of love for Xiaodi;
The only one is Scorpion, who is also an artist and is devoted to building Gundam.
So after Kimimaro left, the day of suffering for the people of the Snow Country began.
It all started when Xiao Di was talking to the people of the Snow Country while rubbing his hands with a mysterious look on his face...
"Everyone, have you ever seen fireworks?"
Everyone in the Snow Country: ?_? ? ? ?
boom! boom! boom!
Da da da da da…
Boom~~~Bang! ! !
Beep~beep~beep…beep beep beep beep…boom!!!
“Wahahahahaha~
Friends from the Snow Country, did you see it? !
This is the art of explosion hahahaha!!!”
There was continuous gunfire at the scene, and the roar of countless explosions could not completely cover up Xiaodi's rampant laughter.
Fenghua Xiaoxue: QAQ...
[I should have kicked my good brother Uzumaki Naruto away, and then led everyone back to the Snow Country without hesitation.
Sorry everyone~
I really deserve to die... wuwuwuwu...】
Everyone in the Snow Country: ┭┮﹏┭┮……
[Sure enough, there isn’t a single normal person in this Hidden Rain Village…
I want to escape, but I can’t~]
……
"Say it again...where did you take Xiaoxue and the others?!"
Naruto: (▼皿▼#)!!!
Kimimaro: 〣( oΔo )〣? ! !
"It's... it's on the open space southwest of the village..."
Kimimaro really didn't know why Naruto got so angry with him after hearing that he had settled Xiaoxue and others there.
After confirming again and again, Naruto raised one hand high and slapped it hard on... the air.
Oh~ The desk in front has been broken apart by him, and the new one has not been delivered yet.
Naruto failed to remember for a moment and almost sprained his waist.
"Pfft~"
My little brother Kimimaro laughed out loud at a very inappropriate time.
Naruto: (▼へ▼メ)! ! !
Snapped! ! !
The back of the little brother Kimimaro's head suffered an unprecedented critical hit, and even tears came out.
“Can people live in that damn place?!
Don’t you hear the explosions coming from over there every day? !”
“…No~”
Naruto: ⊙_⊙……
Kimimaro: ?_??
I remembered……
In order to prevent Xiaodi's arms experiments from interfering with the normal lives of the villagers in the Hidden Rain Village, the Akatsuki organization worked together to set up a super-large soundproof barrier outside the test site.
So theoretically speaking...the outside world cannot hear any sound coming from the test site.
So, this matter cannot be blamed on little brother Kimimaro...bullshit!
Naruto: Fuck! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!!
Just based on Xiaodi's personality...
What if he gets so excited that he fires a cannonball and directly affects everyone in the Snow Country? !
What if this shell caused his beloved sister Fenghua Xiaoxue to be seriously injured and unconscious... or even died on the spot? !
What if Uzumaki Naruto could only lie quietly in bed and wait for his gender to change from ♂ to ♀? !
If things really come to that point...
Damn, we can’t keep this little brother Kimimaro anymore!
Naruto would make this bastard be buried with his little brother no matter what!
Snapped! ! !
Little brother Kimimaro was hit hard on the back of his head again, and this time his snot bubbles came out.
"What are you still standing there for?!
Come with me quickly to rescue people!
Kimimaro, you kid...let me tell you!
If anything happens to Xiaoxue, I will kill you with my own hands!"
"Hey~save someone...save who?!
Wow...Brother, don’t hit me, don’t hit me!
I'll leave right away!
"Brother, what is execution by cannon?"
Naruto: (ー`′ー)…
"…Believe me, you don't want to know."
"No, I think..."
"Shut up you bastard (▼皿▼#)!!!"
"Oh……"
……
The testing ground was filled with smoke, and when Naruto stepped inside, his vision became blurry beyond three meters.
boom! boom! boom! boom……
The sound of artillery fire continued, and the earth was shaking louder and louder, which made Naruto tremble with fear.
boom! ! !
Suddenly, a cannonball landed accurately not far from Naruto's side, and the aftermath of the explosion ruthlessly knocked him and Kimimaro to the ground.
"Bah~bah!"
Naruto spat out the dirt that splashed into his mouth with great effort, and his heart was already filled with pessimism.
[Fuck! Xiaodi even blew me away when I first entered the test site?!
It seems that my poor sister Xiaoxue and her people are in great danger~
Is it possible that from now on... I, Uzumaki Naruto, am destined to become Uzumaki Naruko... wuwuwuwu ??^??...】
But just when Naruto fell into despair, he suddenly heard...
"Wow~...you are amazing..."
[…That voice just now seemed to be Xiaoxue’s, but…why did she sound so happy?!]
Naruto: (*?????)……
