Chapter 148: Danzo: Just a few hundred million...
【Brother Danzo:
I didn't expect that you still remember me after so many years. I am very grateful!
After receiving your letter, I felt the seriousness of the situation and could not sleep at night.
I wish I could lead the main force of the Hidden Rain Village to the Hidden Leaf Village immediately to discuss the plan with my brother!
But you should know that our Hidden Rain Village is poor~
In this world, life is getting harder and harder. My brother and I have long been in the Hidden Rain Village where even eating is a problem...
I really can't afford the fare to Konoha Village~
I am a younger brother, full of enthusiasm, and I only want to share my brother's worries, but I can't do anything without rice...
I hope that Brother Danzo can support us with some travel expenses. I will definitely take the main force of the Hidden Rain Village and travel day and night to serve you! 】
Shimura Danzo after putting down the letter: (||?_?)...
He had never realized that Salamander Hanzo had such a shameless side before?!
You're asking for payment before you've even finished your work... Do you really deserve your reputation as the "Demi-God of the Ninja World"?!
But if it was to defeat that damned little fat sheep...
As the saying goes, money is something outside of one's body. Just a little bit of this thing... Danzo Shimura gave it to him!
“Go back and tell your leader that I will reimburse him for the travel expenses!
As soon as the person arrives, I will give him the money immediately!"
The ninja from the Hidden Rain Village who came to deliver the letter clearly felt that Danzo Shimura said this with gritted teeth.
I hope this old guy doesn’t break his teeth in anger. He only has a few left.
"Okay, I will convey your words to Master Hanzo."
"Also, tell your leader to come here immediately, and be quick!"
"……clear."
……
Two hours later, Danzo Shimura looked at Hanzo Salamander and a large group of Rain Village ninjas standing in front of him with a confused look on his face.
Of course, this Salamander Hanzo is disguised as Naruto.
Danzo Shimura: ⊙_⊙? ? ?
"Hahaha~ Brother Danzo, you miss me so much!"
Naruto walked up with a smile and gave Danzo Shimura a warm hug, while at the same time he clenched his fists and hit Danzo Shimura's back hard.
Boom!Boom!thump...
The noise is exactly the same as that of swinging a hammer to hit iron.
Shimura Danzo: (￣┰￣*)? ! !
"Let go, let go!
"Salamander Hanzo, please stop right here!"
If Naruto continues to fight like this... Danzo Shimura will vomit three big bowls of blood today.
"Oh~ I'm so excited. Sorry~ Brother Danzo..."
Shimura Danzo pushed hard with both hands, and Naruto let him go, while apologizing to him with a grin.
Hmm~ Although this apology doesn’t seem to be sincere to Shimura Danzo…
Shimura Danzo:?_?……
[Is this really Hanzo of the Salamander?
Why do I think his change is good...】
Danzo Shimura was full of doubts. He was about to ask, but unexpectedly, Naruto, who was disguised as Hanzo the Salamander, got there first.
"Brother Danzo, why has your appearance become so... indescribable?!
Brother, what have you been through in Konoha all these years? ! "
Shimura Danzo: (ー_ー)!!
This is so embarrassing... I didn't expect that I, who doubted the other party's identity, would be doubted by the other party instead.
“Ahem~ Brother did encounter some bad things recently, which is why he became like this.
Let’s not talk about this anymore. Brother Hanzo, how come you came so quickly? ! ”
With only two hours, I'm afraid I can't even walk one-tenth of the distance from Konoha Village to Yuyin Village...
But Salamander Hanzo now indeed appeared in front of Shimura Danzo, which was also the main reason why he doubted the identity of the person in front of him.
"Hahaha~ Hurry up?!
Brother Danzo, after receiving your letter, I immediately gathered the men;
As soon as the person who sent the reply letter to my brother left, I set out with my men!"
As he spoke, Naruto took out a letter written by Danzo Shimura from his arms, successfully dispelling most of Danzo Shimura's doubts.
"But... since you had already set out at that time, why did you still ask me for... travel expenses in the letter?"
"Aiya~ Isn't this exactly how I believe in Danzo-san~"
Naruto waved his hand and started to use PUA on Danzo Shimura.
“Who is my Danzo brother?!
Assisted by the Hokage, the Dark Lord of Konoha...a top figure in Konoha Village, second only to the first person and above everyone else!
Just based on your strong character of being eager to help others and being generous and righteous...
I dare not say anything else, but when I heard that my brother didn't even have the money to come to Konoha...
I can guarantee with confidence that my brother Danzo will definitely agree to pay for me without any hesitation!
So I, my brother, came here with my men without hesitation...
Brother Danzo, do you think what I, Hanzo the Salamander, said is right? "
Shimura Danzo: (ー_ー)!!
[Although I still feel something is strange, I actually feel a little happy in my heart. Is this the case? ]
Danzo: (?˙?˙)?~
"Very good, very good, Hanzo, you are right.
I, Shimura Danzo, am such a person~
Just two hours ago, I promised the Hidden Rain Village ninja who delivered the letter for you:
As long as you can come, I will cover all the travel expenses!
Why, didn't you meet him, Hanzo?"
"Yes, I have. Look, isn't he standing right behind me?"
Without hesitation, Naruto pointed out the ninja from the Hidden Rain Village who was delivering a letter to Konoha Village in front of Danzo Shimura, further dispelling Danzo's suspicion.
At the same time, Naruto's inner OS:
[If this brother hadn't said that you, an old man, are willing to pay the price for selling the goods, do you think we would still show up? ]
"Hmm~ So you guys have already met...
Then I feel relieved. I thought you two had missed each other..."
Danzo was now completely relieved. He was already certain that the Salamander Hanzo in front of him was the real one.
……
“Ahem~ Brother Danzo, well… Look, since we’re already here, then should we pay for the travel expenses…”
"Hey~ It's just money, Hanzo, how much do you want?
If I frown, I will no longer be your brother!"
"A billion."
"Hahaha, don't worry, Hanzo. It's only 1 billion. How much is that?!"
Danzo Shimura: !!!∑(°Д°ノ)ノ? ! !
Damn, he asked for 1 billion right away... This is simply a blatant robbery of Danzo Shimura!
[Where’s your face? ! Where’s your face, Hanzo? ! !
This guy has no shame at all... This guy is a piece of shit!!!】
"Brother, you don't know that we in the Hidden Rain Village are very poor... We don't even have money to buy luggage.
In order to reach Brother Danzo as soon as possible, I have contributed all my summoned beasts to everyone as mounts;
On the journey from the Hidden Rain Village to the Hidden Leaf Village... three of my summoning beasts died."
Danzo Shimura: (???) ? ! !
The spirit beast is dead?!
The summoned beast of the demigod Hanzo of the Ninja World - the Salamander...
Each one is a priceless treasure.
Now three of them died just for the sake of hurrying on the journey, but Hanzo of the Salamander only asked for 1 billion in compensation from him... Danzo was in tears.
"Don't worry, bro. I'll pay for it!"
[It’s just 1 billion, no big deal…Give it to me! Give it to me now!]
Naruto: ?乛?乛?~
