Chapter 16: Nagato, Don’t Get Provoked…
In Naruto's consciousness space.
Naruto: "To four!"
Jiu Lama: "King bomb!"
Naruto looked at Kurama in disbelief.
Naruto: "I'm against four!"
Jiu Lama: "Yes, my king bomb~"
Naruto: "...We are a family!"
Jiu Lama: "I know, do you want the King Bomb?!"
Naruto: (ー ー゛)…
You've already got the king bomb, what else do you want?
"Pass."
Naruto: "You continue..."
……
Naruto: "Two for one, report the order."
Jiu Lama: "Four Aces, double!"
Naruto looked at Kurama: "I've submitted my order, big brother!"
Jiu Lama: "I know. I also signed up for double."
"Pass."
Naruto: "... past."
Jiu Lama played a card with full confidence.
Jiu Lama: "Three of Diamonds."
"Four of Diamonds."
Kurama kept signaling Naruto with his eyes to quickly play the last card.
Naruto fell silent as he looked at the only remaining Three of Clubs in his hand.
"……Pass."
……
“Three with one pair, that’s it.
Hehe~ Sorry, I win again~"
Naruto wordlessly pried open Kurama's claws and discovered that the card he had not played until the very end was a - the three of spades.
……
Naruto took a deep breath, mentally reflecting on what went wrong.
After playing poker for a whole night, he and Jiu Lama secretly teamed up but still couldn't beat the sheep from the Green Grassland.
The key point is that it would be fine if this sheep was Pleasant Goat, but it turned out to be - Lazy Sheep!
I, the protagonist of Naruto, Uzumaki Naruto!
Playing poker with the strongest tailed beast Kurama, he actually lost to Lazy Sheep? !
Who the hell can I go to for justice? !
……
You are right.
Lazy Sheep is the character summoned by Naruto using the second summoning ticket for characters from another dimension.
The following is the Lazy Sheep data panel given by the system:
[Summon character: Lazy Sheep
Nicknames: Lazy, Fatty, Poop-Head, Glutton, Leader of the Three Musketeers of the Grassland...
Honorary title: Lazy Brother (Adventure bonus 20%),
Lazy Emperor (luck bonus 100%)
ability:
Daydreaming (I can enter other people’s consciousness at any time and create anything in the consciousness space as long as I want);
The golden party (even if my lazy brother does nothing, he will be forced to be involved in some weird things);
Xiantian was rescued from the holy body (whenever my lazy brother encountered a life-or-death crisis, someone would arrive in time to save his life, and he would have a wonderful encounter after being rescued);
Lucky Star (I feel embarrassed to come back if I don’t pick up 500 or 600 yuan when I go out);
The Lazy Emperor Returns (I am the craziest in the Green Grassland, a generation of lazy brother becomes the Lazy Emperor! Once the skills are activated, the strength ignores any rules and directly reaches the initial level of the Six Paths.)
Weapons: None;
Strength: Ordinary person;
……
Note: The ability "Innate Holy Body" has been shared with the host, and the cooldown period after the ability is activated is 1 year (there is no cooldown period limit when my lazy brother activates this ability).
Once the Lazy Emperor returns to his position, I, Lazy Brother, can fight even the Six Paths Sage, but after the battle... there will be no more Lazy Sheep in the world (Host please use it with caution). 】
When Naruto saw Lazy Sheep’s face plate for the first time, he was stunned instantly.
You say he is weak, but his skills are all divine, and he is a god-like existence that even the system admires and calls him "Lazy Brother";
But you say he is strong... The current strength of this sheep is almost nothing.
And ever since Naruto summoned him, this guy dived into his own consciousness space and never came out again.
In addition to eating every day, I also sit with Naruto and Kurama to play cards, that is...
"Ha~ I still feel like I haven't woken up yet...
In that case, let's sleep first.
You guys can play by yourselves, but keep the noise down and don’t disturb my sleep.”
Lazy Sheep snapped his fingers and a big bed appeared out of thin air.
Then Lazy Sheep jumped onto the bed, lay down, and soon fell asleep.
Naruto: ?_?……
Well, my lazy brother fell asleep again~
"Alas... He is basically a useless sheep."
Naruto shook his head and sighed.
"Yeah~"
Jiu Lama agreed absentmindedly, but there was a gleam of envy in his eyes.
Naruto was very sensitive to Kurama's abnormality and immediately asked with concern.
"Stinky fox, you're not going to learn from Lazy Sheep, are you?"
"Don't worry, I, Jiu Lama, am not that kind of fox!"
Although Kurama patted his chest and promised Naruto on the surface, what he was actually thinking secretly was...
[This bed looks pretty good. When Lazy Sheep wakes up, I'll ask him to make me a super-large bed.]
……
Naruto exited the consciousness space and stood alone by the window, lost in thought.
On the day Lazy Sheep was summoned, the system gave a new task.
[It has been detected that the host has joined a faction for more than three days.
The system now releases phased tasks:
Stage 1 Task: Please ask the host to help at least five core members of the organization start a business!
Mission duration: one year;
Mission Rewards: For every successful start-up by an organization member, the host will be rewarded with 1 bronze ten-draw lottery ticket, 1 silver ten-draw lottery ticket, and 1 gold prize pool lottery ticket;
Failure penalty: The organization's activity funds will be halved;
Note: When there are five successful members in the business, the system will automatically start the second stage of the task;
The criterion for judging the success of entrepreneurship is that the business of the organization's members has a profit of more than 5000 million taels for three consecutive months.
More than ten days have passed since the system task was released.
During this time, Naruto had already planned how to use the existing resources at hand to help the members of Akatsuki organization successfully start their own businesses.
It's just that the few people he planned to join either haven't joined Akatsuki yet, or have gone out to look for people and haven't come back yet;
These people in the Akatsuki base were not included in his plan.
As long as the people in Naruto's plan come back, his "Entrepreneurship Plan Version 1.0" can be launched at any time...
So the task issued by the system was put on hold.
"Alas...it seems that no one will come back today."
As the last rays of sunset gradually faded,
Uzumaki*Husband-Waiting Stone*Naruto also reached out and closed the window.
"By the way, what is Dad doing?
It seems like I haven’t seen him for a few days…why don’t you go look for him?”
Naruto did it as he thought. He immediately went out and searched for the trace of Whitebeard father inside the entire Akatsuki base.
Naruto searched almost half of the base before he vaguely heard the iconic devilish laughter coming from the bottom of the base.
"Gulala la la la la~
Well done Xiaonan, you did it!
How do you feel now?
"Hmm~ I feel...
Ah~ No way…"
Naruto:!!!∑(°Д°ノ)ノ? ! !
What kind of lewd words are these?!
[Dad and Sister Xiaonan... No way?! ]
At this time, a third voice was heard.
"Xiao Nan, you..."
Although he only heard three words, it was enough for Naruto to identify the identity of the third person.
[What the hell?! Nagato! ]
Naruto was afraid that Nagato would be provoked and control the Six Paths of Pain to fight against Whitebeard.
He rushed to the bottom floor of the base at the fastest speed in his life and kicked open the door of the training room from which the voices of three people came.
"Nagato, don't get excited..."
In the training room,
Whitebeard and Nagato stood together.
Opposite them was Xiaonan flying in the air, but now Xiaonan's originally white paper wings had turned pitch black, and a metallic luster appeared on the surface.
The three of them turned their heads and looked at Naruto who suddenly broke in in confusion.
Naruto, who was running and sweating profusely: (ー ー゛)…
