Chapter 160 How did Sheep Village come about?
“Grandpa, grandpa, grandpa…”
“Gulalalalalalalal~Okay, okay, you are all my good grandchildren!
Come, come, come, grandpa will give you red envelopes, everyone will get one! Gulala la la la ~"
The white-bearded old man who was surrounded by his fifty-nine grandchildren was very happy. He pulled Kakuzu over and pressed him to the ground and took the silver bills from him.
Kakuzu: (*?????)... Whitebeard, your uncle...
"Hey, hey, hey~ Whitebeard, that's enough. I don't have much silver bills with me this time..."
"It's really gone. This is the last bit I have left..."
"Fuck! How did you find out that I have some secret money under my shoes?!"
"It's not that you can't take these... These are all true... Can you take it as if I didn't say anything? (*?????)..."
Kakuzu cried as he watched his white-bearded father reach into the secret pocket he had sewed on his underwear and take out all the real silver bills hidden inside.
"Gulala la la la la~ Come on, come on, dear grandchildren, throw away the banknotes in your hands, they are probably all fake.
Come, grandpa will send it to you again, this time it’s authentic… Gulala la la la ~"
Looking at the silver bills that were given out one after another by Whitebeard's father... Kakuzu's heart was broken.
【Bandit! Robber! Shameless!
That’s my money…my money!
woo woo woo woo……】
Kakuzu: _(′?`」 ∠)__ …
Click~click~click!
Well, this time Kakuzu's heart was really broken, and it was broken into three pieces at once...
Nagato: ?_?……
Nagato's thoughts at this moment were exactly the same as Orochimaru's when he saw Tsunade knock Jiraiya away with one punch.
……
Meanwhile, on the other side of the room.
Tsunade was pinching one of Senju Nawaki's ears and twisting it hard.
“Ah! Wah wah wah ~ Sister, please let go, it hurts, okay?!”
"Sister, I was wrong. I was really wrong! I beg you to let me go... wuwuwu..."
Under Tsunade's move, Senju Nawaki was in so much pain that he had to beg for mercy from his sister repeatedly.
"Hmph! Stop talking nonsense. I'm going to teach you a lesson today!"
Tsunade showed no mercy and twisted the hand that was grabbing Senju Nawaki's ear harder and harder.
His own brother knew it well. Senju Nawaki had always been a model of someone who was quick to admit mistakes but steadfast in not changing them since he was a child.
If I don't teach him a lesson this time... Does Senju Nawaki really think Tsunade is made of clay?!
"Do you know how hateful that lazy sheep is?!
You actually want to recognize him as your big brother? !
Senju Rope Tree... do you want to piss off the two grandfathers so much that they'll lift the lid of their own coffins? ! "
Senju Rope Tree: (ー`′ー)! ! !
"Sister, shut up!
I don't allow you to say that about Brother Lazy Sheep!
You have to know... he is the current patriarch of our Thousand Hands Clan..."
This should be a rare time for Senju Nawaki to be so tough when facing his own terrifyingly powerful elder sister.
"..."
Just a joke. The only undisputed successor of the Senju clan was respectfully calling a little fat sheep the chief of the Senju clan in front of so many people...
You're making fun of me!
Not funny at all, okay?!
Tsunade: (▼皿▼#)!!!
"I'm going to fucking kill your stinky brother today!"
“Ouch!!!
Sister, let go, sister, let go!
I was wrong, I really know I was wrong!
Sister, please stop twisting it, or my ears will fall off~"
The painful wail of Qianshou Shengshu was three times more mournful than before, making one's scalp tingle.
"Shengshu, are you okay? Do you need any help?"
"Need not!
Big brother, just sit there and watch. I will deal with my sister in no time...
Ahhhh~ Wrong sister, wrong! "
Nagato: ⊙_⊙……
Nagato no longer knew what to say.
Maybe a group of people getting together to play, joke and laugh is the unique feature of the daily interactions between members of the Akatsuki organization... What the hell?!
[Damn... Have these people forgotten why I called them here tonight, you bastards? !
Damn, in such a large organization, there is not even one worry-free character in it...
What the hell went wrong?! 】
Nagato: Fuck! (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻!!!
Lazy Sheep: (⊙o⊙)? ! !
Lazy Sheep: ┳━┳ノ(°_°ノ)~
When he saw the table being overturned by Nagato, my lazy brother immediately used Wood Release to make another one and placed it exactly in its original position.
"Nagato, keep lifting it. If it's not enough, I'll continue."
Nagato: ?_?……
【 (*?????)……So what went wrong? ! 】
……
Nagato originally wanted to speak out to stop the crowd from making a fuss, but it seemed that his words would not have much effect on these idiots.
Nagato simply decided to out of sight, out of mind, and talk about business first.
"follow me."
Nagato picked up Lazy Sheep and rushed out of the house in two steps.
Lazy Sheep: ?_? ? ? ?
"Where are you taking me, Nagato? Wait, let me hold half a watermelon before we go~
If it really doesn’t work, we can still negotiate about the apple…”
Lazy Sheep kept struggling in Nagato's arms, which made Nagato very upset;
So when passing by a table with a pile of fruits on it, Nagato picked up a durian and stuffed it into Lazy Sheep's mouth.
Lazy Sheep: (“▔□▔)?!!
……
"Huh~ It's finally quiet."
Nagato ran to a secluded place, took a deep breath, and couldn't help but sigh.
Then Nagato put Lazy Sheep on the ground and spoke to him with a serious face.
"Lazy Sheep, I am questioning you on behalf of the organization.
Listen carefully, this time the organization has two questions for you... Are you listening to me, bastard?!"
What exactly caused Nagato to suddenly become furious?
It turned out that my lazy brother, who had just pulled the durian out of his mouth, summoned Susanoo and performed a Susanoo-opening durian show to Nagato...
"ah?!
I'm listening~ Nagato, please continue..."
Lazy Sheep kept stuffing durian flesh into his mouth, and the look he gave Nagato at this moment revealed nothing but sincerity, sincerity...
It’s still so damn sincere!
He was so sincere that Nagato didn't know how to scold him...
"First question, how did you capture the Grass Village...now the Sheep Village?"
"I don't know~"
Lazy Sheep shook his head, his eyes revealing the clear stupidity of a child.
Nagato: (ー ー゛)...
Lazy Sheep: (￣▽￣)~
"Forget it, if you don't want to talk about it, then don't bother talking about it... I can just ask someone else.
Now comes the second question..."
In fact, Nagato really wronged Lazy Sheep in this matter. My lazy brother really didn’t know.
My lazy brother only remembers that when he woke up, his fifty-nine experimental sons suddenly filed in, knelt down and shouted:
"The Kusagakure Village has surrendered. Father, please leave as soon as possible."
Then Lazy Sheep was carried to the Grass Village by them with a confused face, and became the village chief and the patriarch of the Senju clan with a confused face;
At the same time, his sons were very considerate and gave me a new and domineering name - Qianshou Zhenlazy.
Throughout the process, I only made two suggestions:
1. The Grass Hidden Village was renamed Sheep Village;
2. The grassland outside the village was officially named Qingqing Grassland.
……
Therefore, Nagato's question was really asked to the wrong person... the sheep.
As for the question of how the Sheep Village was taken down... I guess Tsunade knows it better than my lazy brother.
