Chapter 191 After the War
Sarutobi Hiruzen died, turned into an old man as decrepit as Shimura Danzo, and died beside his best friend.
“Hahahaha~Danzo, you old man saw that, didn’t you?!
I am the only Hokage in history who has fought against the Sage of Six Paths!
So no matter from which aspect, I am better than you, bastard...
Danzo...wait for me...I will come...to find you."
Until Sarutobi Hiruzen died, Naruto was still hesitant and couldn't bear to tell him...
The Six Paths Sage Otsutsuki Hagoromo, who had just been hit by Sarutobi Hiruzen, is now in the Pure Land. He might be hanging Shimura Danzo on a tree and beating him.
Now Sarutobi Hiruzen has also gone down...
Naruto only hopes that Sarutobi Hiruzen is doing well in the pure land.
……
Although he didn't know why the Sage of Six Paths took the wills of Ashura and Indra away from himself and Nibashi before leaving;
I don't know what the Six Paths Sage will do with the will of these two people in the future, and what kind of storm will it stir up in the ninja world...
But as the saying goes, when enemies come, we will fight them with soldiers; when water comes, we will block it with earth. Naruto was not worried at all about the uncertain future.
All Naruto knew at this moment was that this battle... was won!
No members of Akatsuki organization were injured or killed!
[The mission has been completed and the reward has been issued. ]
……
When the Akatsuki organization returned triumphantly and set foot in the Sheep Village again...
"We won! Lazy Sheep-Sang, we won!"
Qiu Daodingzuo excitedly hugged Lazy Sheep and turned around and around in circles.
"Eh... Eh~ Eh?! Uncle Ding Zuo, please let me go!"
"Oh~ Sorry, sorry, I'm really too excited... Lazy Sheep-sang, can you understand how I feel right now?
I've been wanting to kill that damn old monkey Sarutobi Hiruzen for a long time!
Now that he is finally dead...I am so happy, hahahaha!"
Everyone present: (ー ー゛)...
If Akimichi Choza's eyes hadn't turned red, they might have actually believed his lies.
It is true that during his lifetime, Hiruzen Sarutobi had already been at war with the Ino, Shika and Chou clans, but...
A person you have known for decades died right in front of you. No matter who you are, it would be hard to feel good...
"Gulala la la la ~ Let's have a party to celebrate our victory!"
The old man with white beard stood out from the crowd, carrying the Kusunokiri and showing a bright smile to everyone.
Lazy Sheep: (′?w?｀)~
"Okay, okay, let's have a party... I want to eat barbecue~"
My lazy brother agreed wholeheartedly and even started ordering food.
"Okay, Lazy Sheep Sang, today I will let you experience the secret roasted venison of my Qiu Dao family."
Akimichi Choza patted his chest, took the responsibility of grilling the meat on himself, then turned around and shouted to Nara Shikaku.
"Lu Jiu, quickly bring your deer to me!"
Nara Shikaku: ⊙_⊙……
"…No, in Konoha."
Akimichi Chouza: (ー ー゛)…
"Without the deer...then what are you Nara clan doing here?"
Nara Shikaku: (▼へ▼メ)! ! !
"Who would take a deer with them when they are running for their lives with their entire family, you bastard?!"
Nara Shikaku, who rarely swears, was so angry at Akimichi Choza that he burst into swearing on the spot.
……
Jiraiya, who had just worked with Orochimaru to hang up a new shop sign with the name "Three Monkeys" on it, suddenly heard a wave of cheers coming from the village entrance.
"finished?"
Jiraiya paused for a moment, then turned his head to look at Orochimaru beside him.
"I'm going to collect the old man's body. Do you want to come with me?"
"…No, I'll stay and take care of Tsunade."
Orochimaru shook his head and turned to walk into the store.
……
"Here I come, old man..."
Jiraiya came to the bodies of Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo.
After looking at them for a long time, Jiraiya sat down on the ground and talked to himself in front of the two bodies.
"Heh~ Two grown men... why are they dying so happily?!"
Following Jiraiya's gaze, the bodies of Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo were laid side by side on the ground;
Sarutobi Hiruzen held one of Shimura Danzo's hands tightly, and there was still a hint of smile on both of their stiff faces.
"You are really ugly when you smile, old man... Even though you are so old... you are still... still as ugly as ever..."
As he was talking, Jiraiya suddenly couldn't continue.
Big tears dripped down Jiraiya's cheeks, burning hot yet chilling to the heart;
A low whimpering sound came from the empty wilderness, mixed with the wind and slowly blown away.
"Old man, how about we discuss this...why don't you come back alive for a while?
As your apprentice, I suddenly want to learn ninjutsu from you.
Right, that’s right… You haven’t taught me the art of telescope yet… You should teach me first before you die, you bastard!”
"Sarutobi Hiruzen, you f*cking...how the f*cking hell did you die so easily?!
You are my teacher... Sarutobi Hiruzen, the Third Hokage of Konoha who taught the 'Three Ninjas'!
You better come back to life!!!"
"You old man have done so many bad things, and now you just clap your hands and leave... What kind of thing is this?!
You want me to collect your body... I'll collect your uncle!"
……
Jiraiya choked several times, and kept punching the ground with his right fist until a deep hole was created on the ground that swallowed his entire forearm.
Jiraiya finally calmed down and slowly stood up from the ground.
"Come, old man! Your apprentice Jiraiya is here to collect your body!"
Then Jiraiya realized that he hadn't brought any tools to collect the bodies when he came here...
Jiraiya: (((o(*?▽?*)o)))…
After learning that Sarutobi Hiruzen would die today, Jiraiya seemed to be busy with sadness. Although he had promised to collect the bodies of the two, but...
Jiraiya didn't make any preparations and just came with empty hands.
Just as Jiraiya was standing there, struggling over whether to go back to Sheep Village first to buy two fine coffins and then come back to collect the bodies;
Or should we carry the bodies of the two back to Yang Village and then look for a coffin...
Whoosh~whoosh!
Two solid wooden coffins suddenly flew out from behind him and hit Jiraiya's back hard, causing him to stagger and almost step on Sarutobi Hiruzen's body.
"Who the hell?!"
Jiraiya, who was already in a bad mood, instantly became furious. He turned around and started cursing without even waiting to see who the person was.
Then he met Tsunade's death stare...
"It's me, why... do you have any objections?!"
Jiraiya: =(??? ????)... I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!
"Jiraiya you are so stupid that you didn't even bring a coffin when you came to collect the old man's body. You even asked me and Orochimaru to bring it to you personally."
Jiraiya: (⊙o⊙)!
What? !
Orochimaru is here too... where is he? !
Orochimaru had already quietly bypassed Jiraiya and came to the bodies of Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo, trying to separate their tightly clasped hands.
"No, the old man is holding it too tightly. If I use too much force rashly, I'm afraid it will just..."
Bang! ! !
Click~
Before Orochimaru could finish his words, Shimura Danzo's right arm, which was tightly grasped by Sarutobi Hiruzen, turned into powder under the feet of the drunken Tsunade.
Jiraiya: (°ー°〃)……
Orochimaru: (ー ー゛)……
Tsunade kicked open the lid of a coffin, then picked up Danzo Shimura's light body and threw it into the coffin, and finally kicked the lid of the coffin closed again.
Just when Jiraiya was still worried about whether Tsunade would treat Sarutobi Hiruzen's body the same way she treated Shimura Danzo...
Snapped! ! !
Tsunade slapped Jiraiya hard on the back of the head.
"What are you looking at?! Why don't you go collect the old man's body?!"
“Oh…oh!”
After Jiraiya carefully collected Sarutobi Hiruzen's body, Tsunade turned around and left first.
"Go away, old man. I'll take you home..."
No one saw two lines of tears running down Tsunade's face as she turned around.
“Woo~ woo… woo… woo…”
Orochimaru disappeared again, but the funeral music he played for Sarutobi Hiruzen could be heard in the field;
Using fresh grass leaves as instruments, this was a little trick that Sarutobi Hiruzen taught the three of them before he died...
As for Jiraiya... He was carrying two coffins by himself, huffing and puffing behind Tsunade, already sweating profusely from exhaustion...
