Chapter 2 I’m tired of drinking expired instant noodle milk
[Summoning Character: Edward Newgate (Old Age)
Nickname: Whitebeard;
Honorary title: Four Emperors (comprehensive strength bonus 5%),
The Strongest Man in the World (10% bonus to overall strength);
Ability: Tremor-Tremor Fruit (awakening seal), peak level three-color domineering;
Weapon: Kusakumo-giri (Twelve Supreme Sword Skills, comparable to the divine weapons in the Naruto world);
Strength: Peak of the shadow level;
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Looking at this luxurious panel, Naruto couldn't help but be amazed.
No wonder the system said that I already have the strength to escape from Konoha.
This is just the old man with a white beard. His physical fitness has already deteriorated a lot.
If it was Whitebeard in his prime who came, he would be a solid super shadow-level expert, and it is not impossible that he could even directly ascend to the Six Paths level.
By then, the one who almost kicked out the finale might not be me, Emperor Kai, but a punch from Whitebeard...
Now that we have the help of Whitebeard, the system has issued another task.
Naruto made his decision in just a few seconds.
His little face turned red, his eyes were filled with tears, and he looked up and said to the old man with white beard.
"Whitebeard Dad, I've been bullied."
That little look, that little voice...
The grievance is heartbreaking.
"Gulala la la la la~
Really? So the son I just adopted was bullied...
Then let me, as your father, give you a great gift when you meet us!
Gulala la la la ~"
While letting out a heroic laugh, the old man Whitebeard swung his fist, which was wrapped in a white halo, towards the shop behind Naruto.
Tremor-Tremor Fruit, activate!
The terrifying shockwave instantly turned the entire store, including the owner who was hiding in the store and throwing rotten vegetable leaves at Naruto, into dust;
Just then a breeze blew by, and suddenly not even a remnant was left, leaving only a bottomless pit where the store had originally been.
Amazing!
Naruto's eyes sparkled, then he turned his eyes and pointed at a tall building not far away and cheered.
“Dad, there’s that old man in there who’s really broken!
Not only did he seize the property left by my deceased parents, but he also forced me to eat expired food every day;
He also allowed his men to spread rumors that I was a fox demon, causing almost everyone in the village to ostracize me.
Dad, beat him for me!"
"Gulala la la la la~
That old man is really despicable for doing such a thing to my dear son!
In that case..."
The old man with white beard frowned, held the Kusukui-kiri with both hands and raised it high towards the Hokage Building.
The unique white halo of the Tremor-Tremor Fruit quickly enveloped the entire blade.
Even the slightest leak of breath caused the surrounding space to begin to make a "cracking" sound.
"drink!"
Following the angry roar of Whitebeard, Kusunokiri swung down fiercely.
A white blade energy suddenly shot out, and everything along the way was destroyed by the terrifying shock force and turned into nothingness.
……
The scene comes to the Hokage Building.
The strongest Hokage in history (self-proclaimed), Dr. Shinobi,
The Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen,
At this moment, I am sitting in the Hokage's office on the top floor of the Hokage Building.
He took out his crystal ball and used the telescope technique to peek into the misty women's bathhouse.
The expression on Sarutobi Hiruzen's face was extremely obscene, and the two red spots that had just appeared on his nose made it look even more unbearable.
If someone who is not familiar with Sarutobi Hiruzen comes,
They certainly wouldn't think that he was the Hokage who was revered by everyone in Konoha.
Instead, people will think that he is a perverted, evil, and disrespectful old hooligan!
"Almost there, almost there... a little lower..."
Just when Sarutobi Hiruzen was reaching the climax, suddenly...
Rumble!
There was a violent vibration, which almost blew away the crystal ball on his desk.
Sarutobi Hiruzen hurriedly grabbed the crystal ball, and the telescope technique was also released.
"What's going on? There's an earthquake?"
Before Sarutobi Hiruzen could figure out why the earthquake occurred, an even stronger tremor occurred, and with it came a sense of crisis that made him shudder.
Sensing the crisis, he used ninjutsu just in time to escape from the Hokage Building before the crisis arrived.
The next moment, a beam of white light shot across the sky.
The entire Hokage Building shattered, disintegrated, and dissipated right before his gaze... until it completely disappeared, as if it had never existed.
Fortunately, today was a rest day, so there weren't many people in the Hokage building;
Moreover, most people, like him, realized the crisis and retreated in time, which prevented too many casualties.
The white light did not stop after destroying the Hokage Building. Any building it passed by suffered the same fate as the Hokage Building.
The white light did not dissipate until it hit the Hokage Yan Yan in the back of the mountain and destroyed a Hokage statue in the middle.
[Fuck! Why was it my statue that was destroyed?! ]
Sarutobi Hiruzen cursed in his heart, then turned to look in the direction where the white light came from.
A giant holding a sword (Whitebeard is 6.66 meters tall) and a child.
Sarutobi Hiruzen frowned.
[Why can't I detect chakra fluctuations from that giant?
And that kid... Naruto?! 】
Just as Sarutobi Hiruzen was feeling astonished, an Anbu ninja rushed up to him, sweating profusely, and knelt down in front of him.
“Hokage-sama, a giant sword-wielding man of unknown origin suddenly appeared beside Uzumaki Naruto.
That giant was so powerful that he destroyed a store with just one blow... uh, the Hokage Building and all the houses and Hokage Yanyan along the way."
[Hehe~ I have already seen it, so you don’t need to report it, thank you~]
Sarutobi Hiruzen glanced coldly at the kneeling ANBU ninja.
And when this Anbu ninja noticed Sarutobi Hiruzen's gaze... he sweated even more profusely.
How pitiful God is,
He rushed to the Hokage Building to report to Sarutobi Hiruzen as soon as Whitebeard appeared.
But who knew that Whitebeard was so powerful, that his moves were so fast, and that his targets were so precise?
"I know, go and sound the alarm.
A powerful enemy is invading, and all the jonin in the village are summoned to meet the enemy...
I will go meet him first!"
Sarutobi Hiruzen took off the Hokage's divine robe, revealing the black armor underneath.
"Yes!"
……
Sarutobi Hiruzen used all his strength to activate the instant body movement technique, and in just a few breaths he arrived in front of Naruto and Whitebeard.
After he landed, he deliberately took a few steps back, put his hands in front of him, ready to fight, and then he spoke.
"I don't know who you are?
Sneaking into the village and openly destroying the Hokage Building, are you trying to make an enemy of Konoha? ! "
"Gulala la la la la~
You bullied my dear son, and I was just helping him vent his anger."
【son?
Which little bastard had provoked the son of such a powerful person while on a mission? !
Since I took office, I have repeatedly stressed that the ninjas of Konoha must exercise restraint when outside and must not destroy this hard-earned peaceful environment...
You all think I'm just farting, right?!
You've forgotten the Will of Fire I mentioned, right?!
Sooner or later, Konoha will be destroyed by those of you who do not follow the Will of Fire! 】
Sarutobi Hiruzen cursed in his heart, but spoke in a friendly manner on the surface.
"As the Hokage, I will order a thorough investigation of this matter.
If it was really a ninja from Konoha who offended your son, I would definitely punish him severely.
But if you don't give an explanation for what you did today, I'm afraid Konoha will not let you leave easily.
Moreover, it is rather disgraceful for a master like you to use a child as a shield."
As he spoke, Sarutobi Hiruzen waved towards Naruto.
“Naruto, come over here to Grandpa Sandaime.
Don't worry, Grandpa is here, he can't hurt you."
Even now, Sarutobi Hiruzen still thinks that Naruto was coerced by Whitebeard...
Even Naruto himself couldn't help but feel anxious about Sarutobi Hiruzen's intelligence.
"Gulala la la la la~
Old man, where do you want my dear son to go?"
[Who are you calling old man? Who are you calling old man? !
I am old, but you are not that young, are you?! 】
Sarutobi Hiruzen cursed in his heart, but soon reacted and looked at Naruto with an incredible expression.
He pointed a trembling hand at Naruto, then at Whitebeard.
"You, you...you, you are his son?!"
"Ang~"
Naruto looked up fearlessly and looked directly into Sarutobi Hiruzen's eyes.
"Is the father I just recognized not good enough?!"
Then Naruto turned his head to look at Whitebeard again, reached out and patted Whitebeard's calf...well, ankle.
"Dad, this is the bad old man I told you about who took away the inheritance left by my parents!"
"Oh, that's him~
Don’t be afraid, my dear son. Watch your daddy vent your anger for you!
Gulala la la la ~"
In sharp contrast to the intimate interaction between Naruto and his father Whitebeard is Sarutobi Hiruzen's old face full of horror.
"Don't tell me...you already know everything about your life experience?!"
Then Sarutobi Hiruzen forced himself to calm down and asked in a low voice.
"Naruto, now that you know your true origins,
Then why would I encourage you...your father to destroy the village? !
You know, your biological father..."
Yuan Fei Hiruzen was interrupted loudly by Naruto before he could finish his words.
“He is him and I am me.
He is the dazzling light of the ninja world, the hero of Konoha, and the Fourth Hokage;
But what about me?
Don't forget, old man, I am the 'Demon Fox' in the eyes of the villagers of Konoha.
I am the only outlier in this village who is hated by everyone..."
Naruto paused for a moment, then spoke slowly.
"I'm tired of expired instant noodles and milk.
Now I just want to leave Konoha and start a new way of life!"
