Chapter 283 The offense and defense have changed, bastard!
The famous modern poet Xu Zhimo once wrote in "A Farewell to Cambridge":
[I left quietly, just as I came quietly...
I wave my sleeves and not a single cloud is taken away. 】
What a profound realm this is!
But at this moment, Naruto felt that Hinata Hiashi's realm was more than one level higher than his.
Not only did he not take anything away from the Hidden Rain Village during his visit, he also gave away a new marriage certificate.
This person can no longer be called a good person, he's actually a saint!
"Since the marriage contract has been signed, Hiashi should set off back to Konoha as soon as possible."
The plan worked, Kushina smiled as she folded the marriage certificate and stuffed it into her arms.
"We are a small family in Yuyin Village and we don't have much to offer you, so we won't invite you to dinner~"
Look, look!
He rushed to the Hidden Rain Village, exhausted, but before he could even eat a bite, he hurriedly said goodbye and left because he was worried about Konoha's political affairs...
Hinata Hiashi, if you are not a saint, who is?!
Naruto: ?乛?乛?~
Hinata Hiashi: (??∧??)...
"…Hinata, do you want to go back to Konoha with me?"
"No, father, I won't go back for the time being.
Naruto has been under too much pressure during this period, and my daughter wants to be with him..."
Hinata shook her head and declined her old father's invitation.
Hinata Hiashi suddenly felt sad, then turned to look at his other precious daughter.
"Hanabi, you..."
"Goodbye, fatherヾ(≧O≦)〃Ah~"
Well, it’s too early to feel sad just now.
Hinata Hiashi: (??Д??)...
Of course, these are not the two most heart-piercing knives, because there are two more little yellow-haired guys waiting here...
Naruto: "Goodbye, father-in-law!"
Namikaze Menma: [(－－)]zzz…
Hanabi: (???)... Bang!
Namikaze Menma: ???????! ...Wow!!!
Emmm... let's just think of this new prospective son-in-law saying goodbye to his future father-in-law~
"Uzumaki Naruto you fucking ..."
Hinata Hiashi was angry.
Kushina: "Ahem~"
"..."
Hinata Hiashi turned his target to Namikaze Menma who had closed his eyes and fallen asleep again.
"You little bastard..."
Kushina: "Ahem~ah!"
"..."
Hinata Hiashi: (*?????)……Orz!!!
The great Fifth Hokage kneels down~
"Big sister, no matter what, please let me beat you up~
Otherwise, the anger in my heart, it…it…it’s so strong that I feel so pent up, wow wow wow wow~"
The great Fifth Hokage had fainted in the toilet crying.
Kushina looked at Hinata Hiashi who was kneeling on the ground crying, and gradually she felt a little bit sorry for him.
It must be said that this time she seemed to have really bullied Hinata Hiashi badly.
They are my relatives after all, I can't keep bullying them, I have to give them some sweet taste...
But what should the mother do if she is reluctant to hand over these two good sons to Hinata Hiashi for abuse? !
So Kushina rolled her eyes, pulled Hinata Hiashi over and whispered in his ear.
"Hiashi~ Don't think that I act so strong in front of you, but the real boss of my family is still Minato...
Everything at home requires Minato's approval before I dare to do it, including...
Besides, Naruto and Menma are Minato’s biological sons!
As the saying goes, if a son is not taught well, it is the fault of his father...
I will ask Minato to personally send you back to Konoha later, you must seize this great opportunity... Do you understand?"
Hinata Hiashi's eyes lit up when he heard this and he nodded repeatedly;
In his heart, he had already begun to secretly plan what kind of moves he should use to beat up Namikaze Minato, his former friend and now his (enemy) relative (father)...
"In that case, I'll take my leave."
After identifying the target on whom he could vent his anger, Hinata Hiashi stood up and turned away.
When passing by Naruto who was still kneeling on the ground, Hinata Hiashi reached out and patted his shoulder affectionately.
Naruto: ⊙_⊙? ? ?
Hinata Hiashi: ^w^~
[You little bastard, just wait and see how I beat your father.]
"Minato, come and see Hiashi off."
After his wife spoke, Minato Namikaze immediately stepped forward and put his arm around Hinata Hiashi's shoulders.
huh~
Flying Thunder God activates!
When he opened his eyes again, Hyuga Hiashi found that he had arrived outside the gate of Konoha.
Hyuga Hiashi: (σ≧?▽?≦?)σ. ~
"Hey, hey~ Namikaze Minato, just wait and see how I'm going to deal with you..."
huh~
Minato Namikaze flew away again...gone!
Hinata Hinashi: Σ(っ °Д °;)っ……
"Wow~ Namikaze Minato, you are bullying me too much!"
Hinata Hiashi, who had no place to vent his anger, was about to lose his temper.
[Wait a minute, why does this old man feel like there is something under my hand? ! ]
Hinata Hiashi slowly lowered his head and looked.
Naruto: (°ー°〃)…
Naruto never thought that when his good-for-nothing father sent Hiashi Hinata back to Konoha, he also packed up the closest person to him~
Hinata Hiashi:?_?……
The mother betrays the father, the father betrays the son...so what kind of weird family is this?
Is it really a wise choice to hand over Hyuga Hiashi's two precious daughters to such a family?
At this moment, Hyuga Hiashi was not in a hurry to teach Naruto a lesson, but instead stood there thinking a lot.
"Yue... Uncle Rizu, who is getting younger and younger, we meet again~
Well, my mother called me home for dinner, so I left first..."
Naruto took small steps backwards.
Hinata Hiashi: →_→...Huh?! You've already come to my doorstep, how can I let you, a little bastard, get away?!
"Everyone in the village who can breathe, come out!"
At the command, the villagers of Konoha rushed out of the village with guns and sticks in hand and quickly surrounded the two men.
Naruto: ????ДO???...It's going to happen.
“Hehehe~ You little bastard, you thought you were in the Hidden Rain Village, and you can leave just because you want to?!
I will tell you clearly now, from this moment on... the offense and defense have changed, you bastard!"
"Uncle Rizu, no... I... I didn't..."
"Gossip* back to heaven!"
"Ow~"
Naruto: ┭┮﹏┭┮…What a disgusting feeling!
……
huh~
The yellow flash came and went, came and went.
By the way, a little yellow-haired creature that was still flying freely in the sky was also taken away.
"嘁~"
Hinata Hiashi curled his lips in disdain as he looked at the yellow flash going away, then waved his hand.
"Let's go back to the village!"
……
"I asked you to give someone away, but you gave your son away too, right?!"
Duang! ! !
"I asked you to drug Rizu so that he would forget that he has two precious daughters... Is this something a human being can do?!"
Duang! ! !
"And you are such a good-for-nothing brat, you just sleep all day long... When you grow up like this, how can I trust you to be the one who gives you Fireworks, you bastard!"
Duang! ! !
That night at Naruto's house.
The good-for-nothing dad kneels on a washboard, Naruto kneels on a durian, and Menma Namikaze sleeps on a bed of nails;
The old mother held a frying pan in each hand and hit the three people with it.
Hinata Hiashi's two beloved daughters stood behind their future mother-in-law, one was so heartbroken that she couldn't breathe, and the other looked at her with sparkling eyes.
Namikaze Minato: (?i _ i?)...
Uzumaki Naruto: T^T...
Namikaze Menma: ZZzz…(.-w-)…
