Chapter 285 The thief is too much
Got robbed!
The leader of the Akatsuki organization and the top official in the Hidden Rain Village was robbed by thieves in his own base? !
And he stole three at a time... Damn!
[Is this the malice that comes from the world? ]
Naruto began to doubt his life, but soon a anger he had never felt before surged in his heart.
check!
Must check!
Find out clearly and thoroughly!
He, Uzumaki Naruto, wants to see which ignorant idiot dares to mess with the great emperor!
……
"Jerry, take a look and see if that Naruto guy has chased us out."
Jerry sneaked his head out from the corner, took a quick glance, and shrank back in the blink of an eye.
Jerry: shake his head.jpg
"Huh~ That's good. It seems that Naruto didn't realize it was me."
My lazy brother put down the three devil fruits that he was holding tightly in his arms and quickly wiped the sweat from his forehead.
Stealing Naruto's things right under his nose, this... this is so fucking exciting~
I even want to do it again...
"Humph!
You have delicious food but you don't give it to me and you hide it from me. You still think you are my brother... If you don't give it to me, you can take it yourself. Hehehe~
Have you ever seen this kind of fruit?"
I, Lazy Brother, looked at the bananas, apples and cantaloupes with strange patterns on the ground and asked the two friends beside me.
Xiao Huihui: shake his head.jpg
Jerry: shake his head.jpg
Seeing this, my lazy brother smiled slightly and said.
"I haven't seen them either. There are three of them here. Let's try one each."
As he said that, my lazy brother looked at Xiao Huihui.
"Xiao Huihui, you pick first."
"Okay, Brother Lazy Sheep."
Xiao Huihui observed for a while, then reached out and took the cantaloupe.
"Jerry, it's your turn."
Jerry: (ー ー゛)…
Soon, Jerry strode forward, patted the apple, and gestured to the two: I want this.
"Okay~ Since both of you have chosen... then the remaining banana is mine~"
My lazy brother rubbed his hands and grabbed the banana on the ground impatiently.
New varieties of fruit never seen before...
Well, it's worth a try~
"Brother Meng, eat!"
At my lazy brother's command, Little Gray opened his mouth 180 degrees and put the whole cantaloupe directly into his mouth;
Jerry pounced on the apple and started to chew it.
My lazy brother peeled the banana in his hand in a few seconds and stuffed it into his mouth without thinking.
"What the hell?! All three of you shut up, you bastards!"
Naruto's angry voice sounded, and at the same time, a figure quickly rushed towards the three people from the corner.
Three little ones: (ー_ー)!!
Oops, found out!
Xiao Huihui: →_→…What should I do, brother?
Lazy Sheep: (ー ー゛)...eat!
My lazy brother acted decisively, and before Naruto could completely pounce on him, he teamed up with Xiao Huihui to make their respective devil fruits disappear into their stomachs;
He even freed up a hand to help Jerry, who had stopped moving obediently - and slapped the apple into Jerry's body.
next second...
My lazy brother: _(′?`」 ∠)__ !!!
Xiao Huihui: _(°w°? ∠)_! ! !
Jerry: ┏┛Tomb┗┓...(((m -__-)m!
"I wipe it?!"
Looking at the miserable state of the three little ones, Naruto couldn't help but feel secretly thankful.
It turns out that you can’t trust everything the dog system says.
What is the perfect version of a devil fruit?
Doesn’t this still not remove the defect of “tasting like shit”? !
Judging from the expressions of the three little ones after eating the devil fruit... Naruto suspected that at that moment they had seen their long-dead Tainan!
Tsk tsk tsk~ Devil Fruit... so terrifying!
Seeing the three of them now having expressions as if their parents had died, Naruto suddenly felt that he was not so angry about the fact that the devil fruits were stolen by the three of them.
But what was worst was that just when Naruto was about to get rid of his anger, Lazy Sheep, who had finally recovered, suddenly jumped up from the ground, pointed at Naruto's nose and started cursing.
"Wa ...
Damn Naruto, how dare you trick us into eating such disgusting food... I'm angry!
I'm going to tell my dad and let him teach you a lesson!"
Xiao Huihui: d(?д??)!!!
Jerry: d(?д??)!!!
【My lazy brother is super brave! 】x 2
Naruto: (ー_ー)……(?益?) !!!
[You stole my devil fruit and ate it, and then you went to complain to your dad, right?!
Damn Lazy Sheep, you are going too far!
As expected, younger brothers always deserve to be beaten, even if this younger brother is not your biological brother. 】
Naruto grabbed the sheep by the horns and pulled the whole sheep onto his lap...
Ansai waist drum begins!
Snapped! ! !
"Wow!"
"Stealing my stuff, huh?!"
Snapped! ! !
"Ah! Naruto, your uncle..."
"I told you to shut up, but you insisted on eating, right?!"
Snapped! Snapped! Snapped! ! !
“Ahhh! Stop hitting me, stop hitting me, I was wrong!”
"You still want to go to your dad to complain, right?!"
Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa!
……
Naruto attacked my lazy brother's butt like crazy, which made the remaining two little ones silent.
Whenever Naruto's eyes swept towards them, the two little ones would immediately stand straight against the wall, with an even more military posture than his own!
Xiao Huihui: (ー_ー)...All the things were stolen by big brother Lazy Sheep, we are only responsible for eating them.
Jerry: (ー_ー)...Naruto, if you hit him, you can't hit us~
Lazy Sheep: o(╥﹏╥)o Traitors... they are all traitors~
……
Snap, snap, snap, snap!
"As the saying goes, if a tree is not pruned, it will not grow straight; if a man is not disciplined, he will be silly."
Bang bang bang~bang~bang~bang~bang!
"Your brother, I must let you know today who is the boss of this village... huh?"
We were having a great time fighting when Naruto's palm suddenly went through my lazy brother's body.
Naruto: (ー_ー)!!
My lazy brother: (⊙o⊙)!!!
The next moment, my lazy brother quickly turned into a ray of light and escaped from Naruto's clutches.
From this moment on, my name in the ninja world officially evolved from Senju Zhenlan to Senju... Guang! Lazy!
"Hey, hey~ You can't beat me now, right?!
Idiot! Idiot! Big bad guy Naruto! Lululu~"
Naruto: (? Benefit?) !!!
Who the hell are you with?!
Do you really think he never learned Haki from Whitebeard?!
"Armament Haki, entangle!"
Naruto flashed above the light that my lazy brother had transformed into, and a leg wrapped in armed color domineering fell towards my lazy brother's head with the force of thunder.
boom! ! !
"Ouch~~~!"
There was a large sheep-shaped pit on the ground.
After a few breaths, a yellow light suddenly shot out from the pit, and flew towards the location of Whitebeard's house at a speed that even Naruto felt was beyond reach.
My lazy brother: (?﹏?) ... woooooooooooo~
"Help, Daddy!"
"Naruto not only fed me shit, he also beat me...it hurt so much~wuwuwuwu..."
