Chapter 291 Uchiha Fugaku: My dear nephew...
The smile doesn’t disappear, it just shifts.
After the two naughty kids who were destroying the house were forcefully suppressed, Uchiha Fugaku felt that several wrinkles on his forehead had been reduced.
only……
Compared to Naruto who was extremely perceptive and had already squatted with his head in his hands, saying "Wrong, wrong, even my pants are wrong";
The rebellious son in my family, who was hung on the beam but still swearing, seemed so unruly.
…He was so unruly that whenever his old father saw him, he couldn’t help but feel the rage boiling out of his heart.
"Take this rebellious son out and hang him up. I will teach him a lesson later!"
Erzhuzi: (??? д ???)!!!
"What the hell, Old Deng, what do you think..."
Bang! ! !
The whole world suddenly became quiet.
Uchiha Fugaku retracted his kicking foot with satisfaction, and looked at Naruto who was still squatting on the ground with a sullen face.
"Tell me, what on earth do you want to see me for, you little brat?!"
"Hehe~ Uncle Fugaku, the reason I came here this time is actually..."
Naruto smiled and rubbed his hands together, then raised his butt and prepared to stand up from the ground.
Uchiha Fugaku: →_→……
"Who told you to stand up?! Keep squatting here!"
Naruto: (ー_ー)!!
[What the hell?! Uchiha Fugaku, is this how you treat the great benefactor of the Uchiha clan?!
Okay, okay, I, Uzumaki Naruto, will remember this grudge...】
Naruto, who had just stood up halfway, squatted back down silently.
"Uncle Fugaku, are you satisfied with the way I squat?"
"Well, the old man is very satisfied. Now you can speak."
Uchiha Fugaku glanced at Naruto who squatted back down, and a relieved smile suddenly appeared on his face.
[This little bastard... you deserve it! You've cheated my daughter! ]
Although Uchiha Fugaku now cherishes his precious daughter Uchiha Maki, as long as he thinks of the fact that his girl was originally supposed to be a boy...
hmm~
While he loves the little girl, it does not affect the old father's desire to chop alive the little yellow-haired boy who changed another person's gender without permission!
……
"I was thinking that Leo and the others would be returning home soon~
Now the entire Cloud Village has evacuated the lightning... oh no, it's the Land of Light.
But the Kingdom of Light, one of the five great nations in the Ninja World, can't be without its own Ninja Village, right?!
So I plan to…”
Having said that, Naruto paused for a moment, but...
Uchiha Fugaku: (??? д ???)!!! What the hell?!
Could it really be what he thought?!
This kid Naruto is planning to let him lead the Uchiha clan to the Land of Light to establish a new ninja village? !
What the fuck...what the fuck!
The opportunity to open a single page of the family tree was easily and happily placed before his eyes...
No, no!
If this were really as he thought...
The Uchiha family genealogy has to be burned down, and we have to start over from Uchiha Fugaku!
Thinking of this, Uchiha Fugaku immediately showed his smile that was uglier than crying, and personally walked forward to help Naruto up from the ground.
"Oh my good nephew, which bastard who gave birth to a son without skin swallow made you squat here?!
I feel so sorry for this old man~"
Naruto: ?_?...Who is it that made me squat here? Don’t you have any idea at all?
(Itachi: ⊙_⊙...My son is a skinless swallow?
Erzhuzi: ⊙_⊙...My bastard Lao Deng? )
"Please take a seat, nephew!"
Uchiha Fugaku helped Naruto to sit in the main seat with a smile, and he consciously ran to sit in the second seat.
"Someone, serve tea! Serve good tea!"
The servant quickly made the tea and brought it up, and it was Uchiha Fugaku who took the tea from the servant and personally held it in front of Naruto.
Naruto: ?乛?乛?~I still like your previous rebellious look... Could you please recover a little?
"Ahem~ Uncle Fugaku, I'm still a child... I don't really like drinking tea..."
"My dear nephew, just tell me what you like to drink and I will have someone bring it to you right away."
Uchiha Fugaku patted his chest loudly.
"Kids my age usually prefer to drink Coke or something like that."
"understood.
Come! Bring my nephew a glass of iced Coke...
what? !
No? !
No, you won't buy it now?!
Remember to buy more, and always prepare some for my nephew... How can a Uchiha of my age lack money to buy Coke? ! "
hiss~
This wave is called taking over the host's position.
It also fully demonstrates from an objective perspective what it means that there are no eternal enemies, only eternal interests.
……
"I have discussed with Leo that our Akatsuki organization will send people to help them build a new ninja village, and Leo and the others have agreed to this.
As for the selection..."
Naruto glanced at Uchiha Fugaku, whose face was already flushed with excitement.
Uchiha Fugaku: -(￢?￢)σ...That's right, be brave and say that name - the great Uchiha!
“The candidate has not been decided yet.”
Uchiha Fugaku: =(??? ????)? !
"It's not you who stepped on... Ahem, my dear nephew~
Why don't you just leave this matter to our Uchiha clan? After all, we have experience in establishing ninja villages!"
(Senju Hashirama: ⊙▽⊙~Ah, yes, yes, Konoha was founded by Madara and I.
Senju Tobirama: ?_?...Oh, yes, yes, yes. Later, Madara, who founded Konoha with you, big brother, not only openly rebelled, but also turned around and wanted to destroy Konoha.
Uchiha Madara: (?益?)! Oh, right, right, I founded Konoha with you, but in the end, not only did I not become Hokage, I was also stabbed in the back by a certain first-generation Hokage.)
"Uncle Fugaku, you're making it very difficult for me~
After all, this is to establish a new ninja village... and there are many people who come to me to sign up.
I just gave the quota to your Uchiha clan without saying anything... Isn't this inappropriate?"
Uchiha Fugaku: (??? д ???)!!!
Shall I wipe it? !
Don't you dare to compete with me, Uchiha, without even considering your own status?
Believe it or not, Uchiha Fugaku immediately ordered the entire clan to attack and kill all of you little Karamis? !
Thus, all those unfounded "rivals of the Uchiha clan" were hated by Uchiha Fugaku at this moment.
Uchiha Fugaku had even begun to think about the possibility of taking the Uchiha clan members to "plow the courtyard and sweep the caves" in the Hidden Rain Village when the moon was dark and the wind was strong...
"Don't hesitate, nephew. Trust me. We Uchiha are your best choice!"
"But……"
"I have made it clear that no matter what the cost, we Uchiha must obtain the quota for village construction this time!"
"Ah this..."
"My dear nephew, what do you think of this girl Maki... How about I marry her to you right now?"
Naruto: ヽ( ?? ?)?!!! What the hell? !
When Uchiha Fugaku said this, Naruto knew he could not continue teasing him.
Otherwise, when he returns home...
Not only is there a chance that he will lose Hinata, but there's a very real chance that his bad-tempered old mother will bury him alive!
