Chapter 293 The 4th Tsuchikage Deidara
A few days after Leo and his crew set off, Xiao Di came back.
He was tied up and brought back by Ohnoki and Huangtu, who led a large group of Iwagakure ninjas;
The girl Kurotsuchi followed silently at the end of the Iwagakure Village team, her complexion obviously much rosier than before.
"I came here this time only for two things..."
Old man Ohnoki, who was floating in the air, had a face as black as the bottom of a pot. He reluctantly stretched out a finger and pointed at Xiaodi, who was tied up like a dumpling.
"First, my granddaughter slept with this damn brat. As for the betrothal gift, you in the Akatsuki organization can handle it yourself."
"Second, you little bastard blew down the gate of my Iwagakure Village. You, the Akatsuki organization, must compensate me."
Naruto: (ー`′ー)…
Hearing what Grandpa Ohnoki said, Kurotsuchi should have succeeded this time, but... why does it sound a little different from the plan Naruto had made?
Wait a minute, let's sort it out first~
Heitu successfully captured Xiaodi...good thing!
The former Tsuchikage brought the new Tsuchikage to collect a debt... This is not good, very bad!
(Kakuzu: Oh no, this is coming for my (secret fund)~)
Naruto: (ー`′ー)…
"We'll talk about all this later. I just want to ask you one question now... Why is Xiaodi wearing your hat on his head?"
"Humph! I have officially passed the position of Tsuchikage to this little bastard... What's wrong?!"
"…So you, the former Tsuchikage, have kidnapped the current Tsuchikage of the Iwagakure Village and are now coming to our village to ask for money, right?"
"Nonsense! Someone from your organization raped my precious granddaughter. Can't I just tie him up and demand compensation?!"
Naruto: (ー ー゛)…
"...He is now the Tsuchikage of your village. Isn't it a bit inappropriate for you to use him to ask me for money, old man?"
Ohnoki: →_→……嘁~
"Even if we throw away this little bastard, my granddaughter Kurotsuchi is still a member of your Akatsuki organization. You won't object to this, right?"
"..."
"That's good. Then please prepare the dowry for my precious granddaughter immediately."
Everyone in Akatsuki: (ー_ー)!!
What the hell, this old guy... What the hell? !
You're so shameless just for a little money?!
Even his beloved granddaughter was used as a bargaining chip? !
...Your character has collapsed, did you know that?!
Naruto: ?_?……
"If you say so, old man... then why didn't you from the Iwagakure Village come with gifts to ask for the hand of my Kurotsuchi?"
Ohnoki: (ー_ー)!!……(?Benefit?)! ! !
The old man's face turned red instantly, and he flew over and grabbed Xiao Di's neck tightly.
"Stop talking nonsense! I just want to ask whether your Akatsuki organization will give you the money or not?!"
Xiaodi: (??∧??)……
……
The money still had to be given. After all, the fact that Xiaodi and Kurotsuchi finally got married was a great joyous event for the entire Akatsuki organization, right? !
Besides... we can't just watch Xiao Di being strangled to death by the angry old man Ohnoki...
……
After discussing the specific matters of compensation (lottery) and gift, Mr. Ohnoki took Xiaodi back.
Although the old man had said before he left that he would release Xiaodi when he got the money.
But Naruto had a feeling that they wouldn't see Xiaodi again for a long time in the future...
Kurotsuchi stayed in the Hidden Rain Village temporarily, and before Naruto could ask her, she was dragged away by a group of her girlfriends.
……
"Kurotsuchi, tell us how on earth did you take down that dead wood Deidara?"
When Kushina, the eldest sister in the girlfriends group, asked Kurotsuchi this question, the little girl's expression changed extremely unnaturally.
At that moment, three parts of shyness, three parts of resentment, four parts of sorrow, and ninety parts of... indignation flashed across Heitu's eyes.
To this day, whenever Kurotsuchi thinks back to the day when he asked the entire Iwagakure Village to help him put on a show...
“Deidara, there is an old saying in the far east, called the Western Affairs Officer Wei Junjie.
Surrender quickly, or you will never see the black soil again in your life."
The wronged father Huang Tu was standing on the city wall of Iwagakure Village and said this with a dark face. At that time, Hei Tu, who was pretending to be tied up, was standing next to his father.
Xiaodi under the city wall: o_O???
Although he didn't know what the father and daughter were playing, Xiaodi was shocked.
And at this moment, Heitu also began his performance...
Heitu pretended to struggle hard in his old father's hands, and at the same time shouted at Xiaodi under the wall.
"Brother Deidara, leave me alone! Just fire quickly!"
"Oh well."
"..."
He agreed!
Xiaodi agreed without hesitation!
He took out a remote control from his arms and pressed it casually. A Dongfeng Express rose slowly from the Hidden Rain Village thousands of miles away and shot straight towards the Hidden Rock Village!
If Heitu hadn't happened to have a similar remote control in his hand, and had stopped the explosion program before Dongfeng Express arrived...
It is estimated that the loss of Iwagakure Village is more than just a city gate tower.
After the crisis was resolved, what followed was... the wrath from the black soil!
Kurotsuchi: (▼へ▼メ)! ! !
[I told you to fire, and you really dared to do it?! ]
[When Li Yunlong attacked Ping'an County, he still knew to have a few words with that bastard Yamamoto first, to see if he could find a chance to rescue Xiuqin!
But when it comes to you... you just fire as soon as you say fire, without even the slightest hesitation?! 】
[You stupid guy actually used Dongfeng Express... What's up?! Are you planning to wipe out the entire Iwagakure Village?!
...I am so unpopular with you, Deidara?! 】
……
The furious Heitu girl quickly broke free from the ropes on her body and jumped off the wall.
Kurotsuchi: ??(◣д◢) ?! ! !
Xiaodi: (ー ー゛)...
"… Kurotsuchi, what are you going to do?"
"Melting Style*Gray Stone Sealing Technique!"
Three minutes later, Heitu returned to his boudoir carrying the Xiaodi brand cement pile without saying a word...
Nothing happened that night. When Onoki and Huangtu saw Heitu again the next day, she had already made the transition from a girl to a woman.
...Old man Ohnoki, with red eyes, almost tore Xiaodi alive as he collapsed on the black soil bed due to exhaustion!
But when Kurotsuchi dragged them outside the village, dragged the unexploded Dongfeng Express to a place far away from the Hidden Rock Village, and then trotted back to press the remote control...
boom! ! !
A huge mushroom cloud rose up in front, and the huge sound waves blew up the old man's loose facial skin like a balloon.
Black soil: (??????)??~
Ohnoki: (((o(*?▽?*)o)))! ! !
Loess: (??? д ???)!!!
Suddenly I think it's not a bad idea to have a grandson-in-law (son-in-law) who can make such a killer weapon...
"Grandpa, why did you take off your hat?"
"It's too hot, grandpa wants to cool down."
"Then why did you put this hat on my brother Deidara's head...Won't Deidara feel hot?"
Mr. Ohnoki: (ー ー゛)……
This silly granddaughter is beyond help.
