Chapter 362 Why the hell you ask!
"Fugaku, tell us honestly, what exactly did Uchiha Madara and Naruto go do?!"
Uchiha Fugaku: (ー ー゛)…
Uchiha Fugaku thought to himself, if I knew, I would have told you guys a long time ago.
But the problem is I don't know~
He didn't even know when that kid Naruto left.
As for Uchiha Madara...
His damned ancestor said this before he left:
“No matter how big the commotion is later, you must stop them in the village.”
And then it disappeared...disappeared!
Facing everyone's repeated questioning, Uchiha Fugaku couldn't help but call out with tears in his eyes.
[Come back soon~ I can’t handle this alone… Madara-sama, please come back soon! 】
Perhaps it was Uchiha Fugaku's heartfelt call that moved God, and Naruto and Madara finally appeared outside the gate of the Hokage Village.
Uchiha Fugaku: (′?w?｀)~
Seeing that the real culprit finally appeared, the group of people quickly let go of Uchiha Fugaku and went to meet him.
But after taking a few steps, everyone stopped in horror.
Kushina: ??????…
"Naruto…what is that in your hand?"
Naruto: ⊙_⊙? ? ?
Naruto was confused by his mother's question and looked down, and found that he was holding... Jigen's bloody head in his hand.
Naruto: (ー ー゛)…
[Damn, why did I bring this thing back... What bad luck.]
Naruto then threw Jigen's head to the ground.
The head with its eyes open fell to the ground and bounced a few times, then rolled all the way to the feet of the crowd.
Jigen: (???) ...I died such a miserable death...
Everyone present: (°ー°〃)...
"...Look at this head... Does it look like the master who was in charge of the prayer just now?"
"So the reason why Naruto and Uchiha Madara suddenly disappeared was to chase after this master and take his life?!"
Everyone present: ??????……
Everyone was shocked by this absurd conclusion.
This, this, this, this...
Master Ren Cixian eats vegetarian food and chants Buddhist scriptures in the temple every day, and has never provoked you two;
But you two actually sneaked out and took someone's life... What kind of hatred or grudge is this? !
Ohnoki: (ー_ー)!!
"Could it be that Uchiha Madara disliked the master's poor prayers, so he called Naruto to take off the master's head... wuwuwu?!"
Ohnoki, whose mouth was covered by his precious granddaughter, was still struggling, completely unaware that everyone in the Akatsuki organization was looking at him with stupid eyes.
Just because someone didn’t pray well, you’re going to chop off someone’s head?
The Akatsuki organization is convinced that Naruto is not such a boring person, and Uchiha Madara...
Obviously he isn't either!
And the terrifying battle fluctuations they just sensed...
If the other party was really just an ordinary ascetic monk, how could he fight with Madara-sama to such an intense degree? !
What's more, besides Madara, Naruto, who is usually too lazy to move, also got involved...
Obviously, there is something wrong with this Master Jixian, and it is a big problem.
Everyone looked at Naruto at the same time, waiting quietly for him to give them a reasonable explanation.
Madara: (?益?) ...Why don't you look at your grandpa Madara? !
Everyone present: (ー ー゛)...Guess?
……
"Ahem~ Uncle Fugaku, has your inauguration ceremony started yet?"
Naruto walked forward calmly while facing everyone's gazes, and kicked Jigen's head to the side.
Uchiha Fugaku: (||?_?)...
"No."
"Then let's go through the necessary procedures first. After all, today is a big day for you and the Uchiha clan.
As for the rest...
Let’s talk about it later. It just so happens that Madara and I need some time to pry open someone’s mouth.”
"But……"
Madara: (ー`′ー) Stare!
Uchiha Fugaku: (ー ー゛) ...Understood.
"By the way, Uncle Fugaku, are all the people here?"
"We've arrived everywhere except the Hidden Mist Village."
Naruto: (ー_ー)!!
[What are these two guys, Kimimaro and Gaara, doing?
Didn’t we inform them long ago to rush over with Mei Terumi and the ninjas from the Hidden Mist Village…?】
(The Kirigakure ninjas who are still towing the boat: Why do you think we haven't arrived yet? (*?????)……)
"…Send someone out to look for him. I have something very important to say later, and everyone must be present."
"it is good."
Seeing that Uchiha Fugaku readily agreed, Naruto nodded with satisfaction, and he and Madara walked through the crowd and into the village.
……
“Otsutsuki Isshiki.
There is an old saying in the far east that goes, "He who knows the times is a hero." I hope you will not be ungrateful.
Otherwise, I think the various torture instruments placed before you will be able to pry open your mouth.
You'd better cooperate with us...
Don't worry, as long as you are willing to tell me, I, Uzumaki Naruto, will not treat you unfairly."
Otsutsuki one style: (ー ー゛)……
Garment steamer, smart electric oven, smart rice cooker, drum washing machine...
Otsutsuki Isshiki didn't recognize any of the "torture instruments" that Naruto took out.
But he is a noble Otsutsuki alien. He has lived for so many years. What kind of storms and waves has he not seen?
How could he be afraid of these few "torture instruments" that Naruto brought out...
Then Naruto packed up the refusing to speak, Otsutsuki Isshiki, and threw him into the washing machine.
After a while, the washing machine stopped.
Naruto had just taken Otsutsuki Isshiki out of the washing machine when he...
Ōtsutsuki Isshiki: ○|￣|_…哕!
"…Now you want to say it's not too late."
"No, no... no... bah!"
Naruto: (???w?′?)? ! !
Ok?
Not only did the enemy refuse to surrender, but they also dared to fight back against us? !
...the oven starts!
Tonight’s appetizer – grilled chicken!
……
"Say or not?"
"Uh...uh..."
Naruto: (╬??皿??) Are you so stubborn? !
Put the rice into the rice cooker and set the timer for one hour.
Tonight’s main course – clay pot rice!
Teppanyaki!
Steam pot chicken!
Shredded pork with green onion, ginger and garlic!
……
After the whole set, not only did Otsutsuki Isshiki not speak, but Naruto was exhausted...
And you even made yourself hungry!
Naruto: (? ? Dish ?) !!!
"Otsutsuki Isshiki, I have to say that you are really tough. You can actually withstand these 'torture instruments' that I carefully selected...
Now that it's like this, you can't blame me!
Please see my ultimate secret weapon..."
"Bridge Bean Sacks!"
Ōtsutsuki Isshiki shouted this sentence with all his might.
"Ever since you let me out, you've been asking me if I want to tell you or not...
What do you want me to say... Why the hell are you asking me?"
Otsutsuki Isshiki had a look of grief and indignation on his face, and launched a tearful accusation against Naruto.
Naruto: (((o(*?▽?*)o)))? !!
"Madara, didn't I... ask?"
Madara: (ー ー゛)…
"Don't look at him, look at me!
I tell you no...no!!!"
Ōtsutsuki Isshiki: (??Д??)…
