Chapter 380 The flaw is being too polite
"Sasuke, why are you hiding so far away? Why don't you come over and hug your niece?!"
"……it is good."
Erzhuzi ran up happily and held the little guy in his arms as if he were a treasure.
But before he could hold the little one for long, the little one was snatched away by others who were waiting in line to catch the child.
His arms felt empty, and Erzhuzi instantly lost his soul. He walked back to his original corner with a dejected look on his face.
Naruto: ?_?……
Unable to bear it any longer, Naruto slapped the second pillar on the back of the head;
He grabbed his collar again, stared at his double pupils and spoke in a deep voice.
"If you really want to see your daughter, just come out yourself, you bastard!"
Nizuko: (ー_ー)!!
"……What's the meaning?"
"Pretend! Still pretending, huh?!
I've seen through everything, but you're still pretending... Itachi!
I will give your daughter a gender change potion later, do you believe it? !"
Erzhuzi: (“▔□▔) What the hell?!!
They are very familiar with gender-changing potions.
After all, Erzhuzi once had a younger brother, but now he has become a younger sister;
Especially Uchiha Fugaku, if his granddaughter, who had just arrived and wasn't even warm in his hands, suddenly became a grandson... he would probably go crazy.
As a last resort, Itachi had to admit his identity.
"...How did you figure it out?"
"Except for the time when he first got the eyeballs, Erzhuzi has never used them since then."
Naruto pointed at the pair of double pupils in Hashira's eyes, speechless.
This thing suddenly appeared in Erzhuzi's eyes again... Even a fool would know that there is something wrong, right? !
"Of course this is not your biggest flaw."
Itachi: (ー_ー)!!
"…Then what is my biggest flaw?"
"I was once chased and hacked by your father because I changed Mayu into Maki without permission.
At that time, I also disguised myself as Erzhuzi in an attempt to get away with it, but your father saw through me right away...
Do you know why? "
Itachi: (ー ー゛)? ? ?
"why?"
Naruto: "Because I was too polite."
Everyone present: "Because he was too polite at the time" xn
Everyone turned their heads at the same time and looked at Itachi with a smile.
Erzhu (Weasel): Σ(っ °Д °;)っWhat the hell? !
"So...you all...had already seen it?!"
Itachi seemed a little bit unbelievable.
He thought he had hidden it well, but he didn't expect...
Itachi wished that everything he was experiencing now was just a dream, but unfortunately it was not.
"Tsk~ If you didn't realize it was you, do you think it would be your turn to hold the little guy?!"
Biwa Juzo gave Itachi a look of contempt and said mercilessly.
"If it was really that bastard Erzhuzi... he would have been shouting that he wanted to fight me from the moment I took the little guy away."
Nagato's last-hit level has improved significantly.
Itachi: (||?_?) emmm…I’m autistic.
boo~
Two eyeballs suddenly popped out of Erzhuzi's eyes and turned into two beams of light that flew out of the hospital.
Erzhuzi: (ー_ー)…⊙_⊙…(▼皿▼#)!
"Damn itachi you bastard!
How dare you control my body without my permission... Don't run away, come back!
I want to fight you one on one, you bastard!"
Everyone in Akatsuki: →_→...Hmm, this tastes right.
So the one standing in front of everyone at this moment is the real Erzhuzi!
"Hey, hey... that's enough, those two eyeballs have already run away, so just save your energy."
Naruto sat down and patted the second pillar on the shoulder.
Then, Nijiru suddenly turned around and stared at Naruto and said with gritted teeth.
"Why the hell do you care about my capital? Do you want to fight, you bastard (▼皿▼#)?!"
Naruto: (ー ー゛)…
It turns out that this stinky little brother needs to be beaten frequently, otherwise you won’t be able to tell the difference between the big and small kings.
So Naruto immediately pulled the second pillar out of the hospital without saying a word, and found a secluded corner to give him a brotherly fist of love...
Naruto: n_n~
"Can you talk properly now?"
Erzhuzi: (|3[▓▓]... Humph!
"Should I wipe it?!"
Brotherly Love's Iron Fist x2!
Erzhuzi: _(??w?? 」∠)_ continue.
Emmm... For the first time, Naruto felt that his decision to train the second pillar to be a super strong meat shield was a mistake.
Because the current Erzhuzi... is so damn tough!
"Tnnd, I really don't believe it... Two cups of Kaio-ken, fire!"
Naruto: ??(◣д◢) ?! ! !
Brotherly Love's Iron Fist x3!
……
After a set of Kaio-ken version of Brotherly Love's Iron Fist, Jiraiya finally spoke.
"When did your brother recover?"
"Hmph... I don't know!"
Naruto: ?_?... Don’t you know what you are talking about?!
In fact, Jiburu really didn't know when Itachi would recover.
He only remembered that he was sleeping soundly last night when he suddenly felt something staring at him, so he opened his eyes suddenly and saw...
Then Erzhuzi saw the two eyeballs floating above his head... flickering.
Erzhuzi: ⊙w⊙! ! !
"Brother, it's you..."
puff! ! !
The two eyeballs didn't even give Erzhuzi a chance to finish his words before they rushed into Erzhuzi's eyes with lightning speed.
"I'm sorry, Sasi, I promise this is the last time."
Itachi's voice rang in his mind, and then Nijirusa lost control of his body, until the two eyeballs just ran away by themselves...
Erzhuzi: Fuck! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!!
"He's the last one in the class. Do you think there's anyone like him as a brother?!
...He's too much! I must challenge him to a duel, you bastard!"
Naruto: (ー ー゛)…
To be honest, Naruto could understand Itachi's desire to witness the birth of his daughter;
But this approach is indeed somewhat... unauthentic~
"Hey~ This Itachi guy is really too much!"
Naruto launched a serious and strong condemnation against Itachi.
Second pillar: (′?w?｀)~
"Is that so? You, the last one in the group, also think so..."
"Can't he just find someone else to cheat on?... Why is it that he cheats on your brainless brother all day long?!"
"That's right... who the hell are you calling a fool?!"
Naruto: Whoever agrees will tell it~
[However, it turns out that itachi could control Nijima so easily...
It seems that in the future, while improving Erzhuzi's physical fitness, we must also find a way to strengthen his will and soul...】
"...Dog system?"
【ojbk, understand, arrange! 】
Naruto: (?￣ ? ￣?)~You’re lucky, Second Pillar.
Erzhuzi: ⊙_⊙? ? ?
