Chapter 56 I Never Expected It
"Kakuzu, it's me~ I, Uzumaki Naruto!"
Naruto trotted all the way to Kakuzu, restored his original voice and shouted excitedly to him.
"Uzumaki Naruto?"
[Although the appearance is different, the voice is definitely that of Naruto. 】
Kakuzu frowned slightly.
"Why are you here?"
"Why are you here?"
The two asked the question almost at the same time.
Hidan: (?–?)?
Hidan: "Kakuzu, is this also a member of the organization?"
Naruto: "I'm here to recruit soldiers for the organization. Did you see those Uchiha? They are all the empires I built for the organization!"
Hidan: "Hey, kid, are you from the organization?"
Kakuzu: "The Uchiha clan was not exterminated... You are more cruel than me, and you don't even spare the dead."
Naruto: "Thank you so much, but why did you come to Konoha?"
Hidan: (▼ヘ▼#)! ! !
"Are you guys listening to what I'm saying?!"
Kakuzu (Naruto): →_→
"Shut up!" x2
Hidan: (ー ー゛)…
……
"I remember asking Biwa Juzang to bring you a message. Could it be that he hasn't returned to the organization yet?"
"He went back a long time ago. We also received the words you asked him to bring."
Naruto still didn't understand why Kakuzu and Hidan appeared outside Konoha Village, so he asked in confusion.
"Didn't you say you were going to look for Hidan's thing? Why are you here...right?"
Naruto suddenly figured it out and was stunned.
"Don't doubt it, it's what you think."
Kakuzu nodded slowly, confirming Naruto's guess.
“…Who bought it?”
"He is the one with the highest status in Konoha Village."
Kakuzu pointed at Sarutobi Hiruzen who was blocked by Uchiha Fugaku.
Naruto's face was filled with the word "unbelievable" and he exclaimed in shock.
"I never thought that old man Sarutobi Hiruzen would have such a hobby~"
Naruto knew that although Sarutobi Hiruzen was old and weak, he was still as lustful as ever, but he didn't expect...
The Third Hokage of Konoha Village actually went to the black market to buy that stuff to make wine!
Is this because the body can't keep up, so you want to eat whatever you want to replenish it?
Yue~I can’t even look at it!
……
"So...he was the one who bought it, right?!"
Feiduan gritted his teeth, raised his sickle, and sharpened it to attack the old monkey.
Kakuzu: "Yes, it is indeed him. I have checked it very clearly."
Naruto: "Go ahead, fuck him, let him see the horror of the evil god."
Naruto kept urging Hidan to go up and fight Sarutobi Hiruzen.
“Hidan, let me tell you, as a man, if anyone dares to touch you… you must fight him to the death!
Is that your brother who is moving?
He is touching your dignity as a man!
What's more, not only did the old guy Sarutobi Hiruzen trample on your dignity, he also used it to soak in wine?!
Can you bear this? ! "
Naruto: (*?)σFight him!
Hidan: (▼DRAN▼#)! ! !
Kakuzu: ?_?……
……
"Get out of the way, let me do it!"
Hidan ran angrily to the center of the battlefield, pushed Uchiha Fugaku away, swung his sickle and chopped at Sarutobi Hiruzen's head.
Uchiha Fugaku: ⊙_⊙?
Sarutobi Hiruzen quickly swung the Ruyi stick to block the sickle.
"Who are you... I guess I haven't provoked you before, right?"
Sarutobi Hiruzen was puzzled. He really didn't know this young man with a crazy and mentally ill face. Why did he hit him on the head right away?
[Don’t know it?! You used it to soak in wine… I don’t know it! ]
"You old man, give my brother back to me!"
When Hidan heard this, he became even angrier and danced with the sickle in his hand vigorously, covering Sarutobi Hiruzen completely.
Sarutobi Hiruzen was caught off guard and had to keep blocking the sickle's attacks, and he couldn't help but groan in pain in his heart.
Although Hidan was a little crazy, the attacks he unleashed were not to be underestimated. He was able to suppress Sarutobi Hiruzen in a short period of time, forcing him to be unable to fight back.
"Could you please stop first, my friend? As the Hokage of Konoha, I normally don't leave the village, so how could I possibly have captured your brother?
This may just be a misunderstanding, why don’t you tell me your brother’s name and I’ll see if I have any impression of it…”
Wonderful~
Sarutobi Hiruzen's method of adding fuel to the fire is truly brilliant.
Hidan: (╬￣俣)＝○#(￣#)3￣)!
"Tell your uncle!"
……
Uchiha Fugaku silently retreated back to Naruto's side. Even he couldn't bear to watch the moves that Hidan used to beat Sarutobi Hiruzen.
"Is this also a member of the Akatsuki organization?"
"Ah."
Naruto hummed in response.
"He beat Sarutobi Hiruzen so hard... Could it be that he also has a grudge against that old monkey?"
Uchiha Fugaku asked again.
"How should I put it? Not only do they have a grudge, but it's a big grudge... Sarutobi Hiruzen..."
Uchiha Fugaku became even more confused after hearing this.
Just for this?
Hidan actually dared to risk his life against a village's Kage... Are all of you in the Akatsuki organization so heroic?
"I guess that should be his brother who grew up with him. They have a very deep relationship... Otherwise, this young man would not be able to do this..."
Naruto: ⊙_⊙……
"Uncle Fugaku, you are right, but your understanding of 'brothers' is a little distorted...
The thing that Hidan used to soak in wine by Sarutobi Hiruzen was this..."
Naruto pointed his finger at a certain spot of Uchiha Fugaku.
Uchiha Fugaku: =(??? ????)? ! !
"I never expected that this old man Sarutobi Hiruzen would have such a unique hobby..."
Naruto: "What a coincidence, I was thinking the same thing just now."
Kakuzu: (ー ー゛)...
……
As the saying goes, if you defend for too long, you will lose. Sarutobi Hiruzen was ultimately unable to defend himself, and the sickle in Hidan's hand broke through the defense of the Ruyi Stick.
Seeing the sickle coming towards his face at a rapid speed, Sarutobi Hiruzen narrowly avoided it, but a shallow cut was still made on his face.
Seeing the sickle stained with Sarutobi Hiruzen's blood, Hidan immediately perked up.
He drank a mouthful of Sarutobi Hiruzen's blood, quickly retreated and drew an evil god magic circle on the ground at an extremely fast speed.
Sarutobi Hiruzen sensed something was wrong and immediately rushed forward to interrupt, but it was too late.
"The ceremony begins!"
Feiduan's skin instantly turned black, and strange white patterns appeared on his skin.
The next moment, Feiduan, who was standing in the magic circle, broke his right leg in front of everyone's shocked and puzzled gazes.
Snap! x2
"what!"
Sarutobi Hiruzen screamed and fell to the ground, his right leg and Hidan's right leg twisted at a strange angle.
"Lord Hokage!"
The Anbu ninjas were horrified when they saw this and immediately wanted to rush up to rescue Sarutobi Hiruzen.
Unfortunately, the Uchiha clan ninjas blocked them tightly.
"Fuck! Bro, this is awesome!"
"Coach, I want to learn this!"
"Brother, show me one more time, don't make me kneel down and beg you!"
All the Uchiha were delighted on the spot.
……
Feiduan: I'll break my left leg!
"No!"
Hidan: Stab the bitter gall!
"Ahhhh~ Stop it!
Tell me your brother's name and I will let him go immediately!"
Hidan: (▼DRAN▼#)! ! !
[I'll cut you... Damn, you're not here... I'll stab you in the kidney! ]
puff!
"Uh~!"
Sarutobi Hiruzen rolled his eyes on the spot in delight.
Seeing that Hidan was about to attack his other kidney, Sarutobi Hiruzen shouted immediately without caring about pretending to be dead.
"Why don't you take action? Do you really want me, the Hokage, to die here?!"
As soon as he finished speaking, countless ninjas from various major families in Konoha rushed out of the village.
It is one thing to appreciate Sarutobi Hiruzen being beaten, but allowing the Hokage to be killed by someone from another village is another matter entirely.
For some reason, Hinata Hiashi, who walked to the front of the team with a group of clan leaders, accurately found the disguised Naruto in the crowd and looked at him with a very complicated look.
The complicated look in Hinata Hiashi's eyes revealed one meaning: I gave you so much time, why didn't you leave...
Naruto responded with a more complicated look and said:
It’s not that I don’t want to leave, it’s that I really can’t leave!
[It is detected that the organization member Fei Duan is in trouble. The system now issues a task:
Help Hidan get back his lost items!
Task time limit: 24 hour.
Mission reward: 2 gold lottery tickets
Penalty for failure: All males in the organization lose the same items as Hidan.
Note: What are we? Brothers! 】
Naruto: (*?????)……
