Chapter 67: Juezi, you are quite playful~
"Are you awake?"
Kushina frowned slightly and looked at Kakashi who had been hit by the frying pan countless times.
Kakashi hung his head without answering, and the one dead fish eye that was exposed seemed to have lost its light at some point.
Duang!
"I'm talking to you~ Kakashi, are you deaf?"
Seeing that Kakashi didn't answer, Kushina's temper flared up again, and she hit Kakashi with a frying pan again.
Kakashi: (*????)……
Although Kakashi has discovered that the frying pan in Kushina's hand can't cause any harm to his body, but it... really hurts when it hits people~
Seeing that the frying pan in Kushina's hand was about to fall again, how could Kakashi dare to delay any longer?
He immediately tilted his neck back and shouted loudly.
"Master's wife, Master's wife! I'm awake, I'm awake."
Kushina's swing of the frying pan suddenly stopped, and she spoke to Kakashi for confirmation.
"Kakashi, are you really awake?"
"Yes, Master Kushina, I'm awake now..."
Duang!
Kakashi: (*????)? ! !
[I've already told you that I've woken up, why are you still patting me? 】
"Now that you're awake... why don't you apologize now!"
"Oh~ I'm sorry, Madam."
Although I don't know what kind of apology Kushina asked me to make, nor do I know why I should apologize;
But Kakashi still followed Kushina's advice, and the result was...
Duang! ! !
"Are you apologizing to me?! You should apologize to Naruto~ idiot Kakashi!"
"…I'm sorry, Naruto."
Duang! ! !
"The expression is too forced. Try again."
"I'm sorry, Naruto."
Duang!
"The voice is too quiet, try again."
……
"I'm sorry, Naruto!"
"Well...that's pretty much it."
Kakashi: (*????)……
……
Now that Kakashi had regained consciousness, Tsuchiko immediately asked White Zetsu to release him.
It would have been better if he wasn't released. As soon as he was released, Kushina found another bright spot on Kakashi's body.
"Kakashi, why is your right arm gone?"
Naruto: →?→...Hehehe~Are you sweating all over, brother Tsuchiko?
Tsuchi-kun: (||?_?)...Kakashi, I hope you can be a brother for once.
Just now, Brother Tuzi signed many unequal treaties.
Only then did Naruto agree not to tell Kushina about himself for the time being.
But now that Kushina asked this, Tsuchi-kun just hoped that Kakashi would consider their brotherly love and not...
"He cut it."
Kakashi pointed at Tsuchiko-san without hesitation, and Kushina looked in the direction of his finger.
Kushina: →_→……
Brother Tuzi: Σ(っ °Д °;)っ! ! !
Kushina was confused at this moment.
In her impression, although Kakashi and Tsuchi-kun seem to be at odds with each other, they are actually as close as a pair of pants;
So good that she and Minato even privately doubted whether the sexual orientation of these two people was normal...
Kushina couldn't figure out what the reason was that made Tsuchi-kun do such a cruel thing to Kakashi...
“Also…Obito admitted to me personally that he was the masked man from seven years ago.
Master's wife, you and Mr. Minato were killed by him."
This time, Kakashi sold out Tsuchiko completely, leaving him no room for maneuver.
Kushina: (▼ヘ▼#)! ! !
Kakashi: (′д｀σ)σ~
Tuzige: (((o(*?▽?*)o)))……
Naruto: Let's watch the show~(?????)~
"…Uchiha Obito."
Kushina's expression was calm as she called out Tsuchi-kun's full name quietly.
Anyone who knew her well knew that this was exactly how Kushina behaved when she was truly angry.
As it happens, Brother Tuzi is one of those who knows...
"So that masked man is you~"
"Gudu~Master's wife, please listen to me first..."
Duang! ! !
Tsuchiko-kun was thrown away by Kushina with a frying pan.
Then, Naruto saw several golden chains shoot out from Kushina's body, tightly wrapping around Tsuchiko-san's limbs and pulling him back.
In order to beat Tsuchiko-kun, Kushina even used her best trick, the Diamond Seal...
It can be seen how angry she is at this moment.
"It was you who put an Exploding Talisman on the newborn Naruto!"
Duang! ! !
Brother Tuzi flew out and was pulled back.
"It's you who kept me from being with my child!"
Duang! ! !
"It's you who made Naruto's entire childhood lack the love from his parents!"
Duang! ! !
Fly out and pull back.
Duang! ! !
Fly out and pull back.
Duang! ! !
……
Naruto suddenly felt that if Kushina traveled to the Blue Planet, she would definitely be a good tennis player.
Look at how hard this slap is to send Tuzi flying.
Look how accurately this Tuzi guy finds the landing point.
It's been more than 20 minutes, and Tuzi hasn't even landed yet...
Here, Kushina is beating up Tsuchiko-san to vent her anger;
On the other side, Naruto was analyzing Kakashi's sudden mental disorder.
"Tell me the truth, Kakashi, what happened to you before?"
"What's going on?"
In response to Naruto's question, Kakashi asked back in confusion.
"Brother Tuzi told me that after you knew the truth, you didn't show any abnormal behavior at first, but why did you suddenly become mentally ill and crazy later?"
"I'm insane and crazy?!"
The more Kakashi listened, the more confused he became.
“Sorry, as for the madness… I have no recollection of that.
All I remember is that after Obito told me everything, I felt so miserable that I fainted.
In my comatose state, I kept having a dream...
When I woke up, I saw Master Kushina and found myself sealed."
Kakashi's brows gradually furrowed tighter and tighter, and he couldn't figure out what was wrong with his body.
"You said you've been dreaming... Can you tell me what the dream is?"
Naruto found the only breakthrough from Kakashi's few words.
He had a feeling that this dream was the cause of Kakashi's mental disorder.
“In my dream, I was locked in a pure white room and couldn’t get out.
There was a dark figure in the room who kept saying something in my ear.
For example... this world is fake, and in the real world, Minato-sensei, Kushina-sensei, and Rin are all alive and well;
There is too much pain in this world that I shouldn't have to endure, so I have to find a way to change it...
Words like these were constantly repeated by the black shadow in my ears, and I couldn't help but listen. "
"Kakashi, look here."
Naruto pointed at Black Zetsu, who had been playing dead since Kakashi woke up.
"Does the black shadow in your dream look like this guy?"
Kakashi looked at Black Zetsu carefully, then answered with certainty.
"Yes, that's him."
Naruto: ?_?……
"Juezi, you are such a playboy..."
