Chapter 71: Top of the List of People You Can't Provoke
After being forced to eat three bowls of rice, Erzhuzi finally remembered what he was here for.
"The tail end of the car, save my brother, he is almost beaten to death!"
Nibashi grabbed Naruto's collar and wanted to rush outside with him, but then he was lifted up from the ground by Kushina's collar.
Kushina:＠(￣-￣)＠……
Erzhuzi: (||?_?)...
Kushina looked at Jijira for a long time with a scrutinizing gaze before she spoke.
"Are you Uchiha Sasuke?"
Being plucked up into the air, and asked about my name...
Erzhuzi suddenly felt that his self-esteem had been severely trampled upon, so the words he said next were earth-shattering.
"Who are you, old woman?! Hurry up and let me go. I still need to save my uncle..."
Ah this~
Even Naruto had to admire the courage shown by the second pillar at this moment...
Kushina: (▼ヘ▼#)! ! !
"…My name is Uzumaki Kushina, and I'm Uzumaki Naruto's mother."
Erzhuzi: (???) …
Nizhuzi looked at Naruto in disbelief, and Naruto closed his eyes and nodded slowly without any reluctance.
"Gudu...Hello, Auntie, I am Uchiha Sasuke."
Erzhuzi became well-behaved instantly.
Hikaru was too busy eating to ask about Kushina's identity;
So Nizhuzi always thought that Kushina, who was sitting opposite him, was the nanny hired by Naruto...
"Uchiha Sasuke, Mikoto's youngest son... I went to your house and held you in my arms when you were just born~"
Kushina said this in a faint voice, instantly arousing Nijiruso's curiosity.
"You know my mother?"
"Of course, she and I are very good friends, so... I will discipline you today on behalf of Mikoto!"
Kushina simply clamped Erzhu under her armpits and slapped his buttocks.
Snapped! ! !
"Wow~"
"Who are you calling an old woman?!"
Snapped! ! !
"Wow~"
"You don't even know to call someone before you come to someone else's house. How rude!"
Snapped! ! !
"Wow~"
"You had that expression when you walked in just now... You had some bad thoughts about my Naruto, right?!"
Erzhuzi: =(??? ????)~ You can see this? !
……
At this moment, Naruto heard the "Wow" sounds and silently shrank his head, trying to reduce his presence.
From the moment Nizhuzi said that, Naruto had anticipated that things would develop into what they are now...
……
After an unknown amount of time, Erzhuzi finally landed on the ground with his feet. He covered his butt and backed away with a look of fear on his face.
The burning pain from his buttocks made his tears well up in his eyes.
Nizuka knew that from now on, the name at the top of the list of "people who must not be provoked" in his heart would naturally be replaced by - Uzumaki Kushina!
"嘁~"
Kushina glanced at Nibali with disdain, scaring Nibali so much that he quickly took two steps back.
Because he didn't notice that he had retreated to the stairs, Erzhuzi missed a step and fell head over heels.
As luck would have it, the fallen Erzhuzi happened to make a loving eye contact with the head of Hidan planted in the flowerpot.
The two of them performed a real eye-to-eye glare, and then...
"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"
Nibashi let out a scream that was so terrifying that it shook the earth and made the ghosts cry. He grabbed hold of the clothes of Naruto who was coming over to help him up, and pointed tremblingly at Hidan's head and spoke incoherently.
“Fly~Fly…Fly, fly, fly…”
"Yeah, it's Hidan's head."
Naruto nodded calmly.
"Who, who... who?"
"Yes, my mother cut it down and has been planting it in a pot for several days..."
Two pillars:!!!∑(°Д°ノ)ノ
Nijiru rolled his eyes and demonstrated to Naruto what Uchiha coma was.
Naruto: (ー ー゛)…
After a long fuss, Hashira didn't explain anything clearly and was frightened unconscious by Kushina.
[Where am I...
By the way, I went to the home of the last person, wanting him to go with me to save Onisan...
I ended up meeting the mother who was at the bottom of the class. That woman... was so scary~]
Nijiruko woke up slowly, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he looked deeply at Kushina who was guarding his bed.
At this moment, Kushina was holding a bowl of steaming light yellow unknown liquid in her hand. The smile on her lips was so eerie and terrifying in the eyes of Jizu...
Second pillar: __(°w°」∠)_……
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!"
[Where are you, the last one in the class? Your mother is trying to poison me! ]
Kushina: (▼ヘ▼#)! ! !
Kushina grabbed Nizushi's chin and forcefully poured the liquid in the bowl into him.
Erzhuzi: =(??? ????)……?_?!
[This smell... is it ginger soup? ]
Snapped! ! !
Kushina turned over Nijiru, who was still in a daze, and slapped him on the buttocks very smoothly.
"Why are you screaming and howling as soon as you wake up...am I scary?!"
Erzhuzi: It would be strange if you weren’t scary… (*?????)…
"Okay, Mom, stop scaring him."
Naruto walked over with a nonchalant look on his face, but in fact he was trying hard to hold back his laughter.
It’s a pity that there is no camera, otherwise Naruto would really like to take a picture of Jiko’s current embarrassing look as a souvenir.
"The tail end~"
Nijiru assured that he had never seen Naruto so excited as he was now.
Nijiru quickly got out of bed and threw himself into Naruto's arms.
Little did he know that behind him, Kushina's eyebrows were twitching violently...
"Alright, alright, let's get down to business... get out of here, you bastard!"
Naruto was really afraid that Kushina would get angry and pin him to the ground and beat him, so he quickly pulled the two pillars off his body.
"Tell me, what happened to Uchiha Itachi?"
[Who? Uchiha Itachi... Oni-san?! ]
Nizuko: (ー_ー)!!
Naruto finally remembered his brother who was waiting for him to rescue him with Naruto.
"My brother is the last one in the group. He is beaten up by his uncles and brothers every day. They want to beat him up 800 times a day... He is about to be beaten to death!
You are the one who summoned all my uncles and brothers, so you have to take care of this matter!"
Naruto: ?_?……
Honestly speaking, considering what Uchiha Dai Xiaozi did, even if he was beaten 800 times a day, 8,000 times, or 80,000 times... he wouldn't be wronged~
But this obviously cannot be said to Erzhuzi.
Naruto asked after thinking for a moment.
"Won't Uncle Fugaku care about this?"
"Yes, every time they beat my brother, my father was there watching."
"That's all right~ Since Uncle Fugaku is here, what are you worried about?"
"…Father said that he would only let Onisan breathe a sigh of relief, and leave the rest to the uncles and brothers."
Naruto immediately became serious upon hearing this and said in a serious tone.
"...It seems that after dying once, Uncle Fugaku's mind has become clear~"
Erzhuzi:?_?……
