Chapter 85 9 La... Pig? !
"Mom, are you okay?"
"Alright, alright, I don't know which idiot in the Sand Village came up with this sealing technique, but I can come up with a better one with my toes.
There is actually a hidden danger that the tailed beast will go berserk when the Jinchūriki is asleep... It's outrageous!"
Kushina complained without caring about her image, and at the same time drew the final stroke of the sealing technique she had improved on Gaara's belly.
Shukaku, the One-Tailed Fox, was still sleeping in Gaara's consciousness space, completely unaware that he had been locked in a brand new cage that was a hundred times stronger than the original one.
“Alright, Gaara, you can try to enter your own consciousness space and communicate with the One-Tail;
And Naruto, you can use the method I taught you to enter Gaara's consciousness space together with him."
……
The scene changed, and Gaara and Naruto had arrived in Gaara's consciousness space.
Inside the huge cage, a Shukaku was sleeping soundly and didn't notice the arrival of the two people at all.
“Fuck! It turns out that tailed beasts snore when they sleep?!
This time I really learned a lot..."
Naruto couldn't help but sigh as he looked at Shukaku, the One-Tailed Fox, who had turned over and continued to sleep, snoring loudly.
"Hmph! I'm warning you, little brat. This is just the individual behavior of the damn raccoon cat. Don't escalate it to all the tailed beasts, especially me!"
A big red fox with nine tails jumped out of Naruto's consciousness and glared at him with extreme displeasure.
Gaara was startled by Kurama's sudden appearance. He pointed at Kurama and spoke stutteringly.
"He...he...he is..."
"Oh, let me introduce you. This is the Nine-Tailed Fox - Kurama, who is currently living in my body."
Naruto looked at Gaara and smiled wickedly.
"So, Gaara, we are actually the same kind of people."
"...So you are also a Jinchūriki."
After hesitating for a moment, Gaara looked at Naruto with complicated eyes and spoke word by word.
"Yes, I was originally the Jinchūriki of the Nine-Tails, and I also suffered the same inhuman treatment as you in Konoha Village...
Well, I may be better than you, because no one has ever called me a 'weapon' to my face, but they all call me a 'fox'...
That’s why I escaped from Konoha Village with the help of my father Whitebeard, and traveled thousands of miles to the Hidden Rain Village to join the Akatsuki organization.”
Naruto shrugged and talked to Gaara about his past experiences without any concern.
[It turns out that he and I are the same...]
Gaara's gaze towards Naruto instantly softened, and even his voice no longer sounded so stiff.
"What should I do next?"
"We can just watch."
Naruto pulled Gaara back a few steps, then waved his hand and gave orders to Kurama.
"Kuroma, I leave it to you! Wake up Shukaku for me."
Kurama glanced at Naruto with disdain and said softly.
"Stinky boy, why should I listen to you?"
Naruto silently raised a palm with five fingers spread out towards Kurama.
"Haha~ Just five bags of potato chips, Uzumaki Naruto, you really don't take me seriously..."
"Fifty packs."
"Okay, Master, just wait and see!"
Kurama swiftly ran to the cage, stretched out one of its tails to strangle Shukaku's throat, and then stretched out the other eight tails to whip Shukaku's broad face wildly.
"Ow!!!"
After a while, Shukaku woke up in pain.
"Who? Who dares to hit me in the face?!
Wait... this smell... is you! Stinky fox..."
Shukaku tried to open his bean-sized eyes wide and look at Kurama, and then he was stunned.
After being stunned for a long time, Shukaku couldn't help but utter the last word.
"……pig?!"
Naruto looked at Shukaku's incredulous expression, and then looked at Kurama's fat belly that was much wider than his shoulders in a short period of time...
"puff!!!"
Sorry, Naruto couldn't hold back his laughter.
Nine-Tailed Fox: Fuck! (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻!!!
"Damn you raccoon cat, who are you calling a pig?!"
Yes, Jiu Lama admitted that he had been eating a little too much recently, and his weight had increased a little, and his waistline had become a little wider...
But no matter what, a fox like him can't get involved with a creature like a pig, right? !
Shukaku's words are simply an insult to his personality as the strongest tailed beast!!!
"I will scold anyone who responds~ Don't you agree? You stinky fox~"
Shukaku whistled with a smirk on his face and looked at Kurama with a look full of sarcasm.
Jiu Lama: (▼皿▼#)!!!
[You fucking bastard... I'm going to turn you, a dead civet cat, into a real *dead civet cat today! ]
Kurama leaped forward, and the whole fox jumped into the cage. It rushed to Shukaku at lightning speed, grabbed and bit him a dozen times, and returned to the outside of the cage in the blink of an eye.
Shukaku: (ー_ー)!! What just flew in and hit me? !
Shukaku was confused.
After being stunned for a long time, Shukaku finally came to his senses and started to attack Kurama with a barrage of Zaun weapons.
"Stinky fox, I'm gonna fuck you! Beep beep beep~beep! Beep beep beep~beep~beep~~~"
In short, Shukaku's curses are extremely dirty, so dirty that they will be blocked as soon as they are written out.
"You dare to hit me?! I will fight you!!!"
Shukaku roared and rushed towards Kurama, and then...
"Ow!!!"
He was stopped by the cage, and his face hit the railing, leaving three conspicuous red stripes.
Snapped!Snapped! !Snapped! ! !
Kurama was happy. He reached his claws into the cage and gave Shukaku three loud slaps at his fat face.
"Jiulama, you... no... why the hell are you here in front of me?!"
Shukaku finally realized the difference in the surrounding environment after a while.
"Where did this cage come from?!"
Shukaku remembered that what trapped him were clearly chains extending from the darkness.
Then Shukaku saw Gaara standing with Naruto, and immediately shouted in surprise again.
"How come you're here, little brat?!
And who's that other brat with you?!"
Snapped! ! !
Kurama slapped Shukaku on the head without any hesitation.
"Please be polite, you are pointing at my current shit scooper!"
Naruto: ?_?……
[I, Uzumaki Naruto… a shit shoveler?!
...Very good, Jiu Lama, you don't have to give me snacks this week. 】
Shukaku: (?Benefit?) !!!
"Fuck you, you stinky fox!!!"
Shukaku swung his short, fat claws at Kurama who was close outside the cage, but was blocked by the cage again;
Instead, he was hit on the head by Jiu Lama's big punch.
Shukaku: (*????)……
"Why is this happening?!"
"I want to know..."
Kurama had a sly smile on his face and took the opportunity to pat Shukaku on the head again.
"I won't tell you! You'll be so mad at me, you stinky cat..."
Jiu Lama: *罒▽罒*~
As expected, it has to be Kushina. Her improved sealing technique is very useful~
Beware of civet cats but not foxes...
Well, I have won the heart of the fox~
