Chapter 93: Tsuchiko and Kakashi
In a hidden forest outside Yuyin Village.
Tsuchiko and Kakashi, who have not appeared for a long time, are engaging in an extraordinary battle with hundreds of White Zetsu in order to familiarize themselves with their newly acquired powers.
"Void, open the Void!
Kakashi, why don’t you use the Kamui to hollow out the opponent?
Why is it that my awesome kaleidoscope is being played with like shit by you?!"
Kakashi, who was struggling to fend off the attacks of White Zetsu coming from all directions, was kicked away without paying attention and crashed into a big tree behind him.
His miserable appearance immediately attracted ridicule from Tuzige.
Faced with Tsuchiko's ridicule, Kakashi fought back without any fear.
"You're so embarrassed to say...
If you hadn't always insisted on the bullshit principle of never taking back what you've given away, would I have replaced your eyes? !
My family's inherited Hatake swordsmanship is still in your hands...
"Obito, where are you going with your knife?!"
Tsuchi-kun fired a wave-splitting sword straight at Kakashi's crotch, scaring Kakashi so much that he quickly dodged.
After successfully dodging, Kakashi discovered that a layer of cold sweat had appeared on his back.
"What do you care about me? I'm blind now, don't you know?!"
"Obito, haven't you already opened your mind?!
Can't you pay attention to the situation on the battlefield and not almost hurt me, your teammate, every time? ! "
"...You actually want a blind man to tell the difference between you and White Zetsu...
Kakashi, I feel more and more that you are looking for trouble... Do you want to fight, bastard? ! ! "
The invisible wave of murderous intent surrounding Tsuchiko suddenly increased by another three points, causing Kakashi, who was wrapped in it, to shiver.
Kakashi: ?_?……
[Nima, since you can't tell the difference...
Then how do you know that I was knocked away by White Zetsu?
How did he manage to hit me every time with the knife?
You're the one who really wants to fight, right? Obito...】
"...Obito you..."
"Stop talking nonsense, idiot Kakashi, and let's duel!"
Howling, Tsuchiko rushed to Kakashi in two steps and chopped directly at Kakashi's head with the big knife in his hand.
“Obito, you still say you can’t see?!
I...Shenwei!"
Kakashi escaped.
I have to say that Shenwei is really useful. Most people can't crack this trick, including its former owner Tuzi.
However, there are countermeasures to every policy, and Brother Tuzi set up the Acalanatha formation on the spot.
You, Kakashi, can't just hide in the Kamui Space and never come out for the rest of your life, right?!
As long as Kakashi dares to show his head, Tsuchiko will use the Acala formation to control him, and then let Kakashi experience what it means to be -
The magic of love goes round and round~
Our brother Tuzi’s main strategy is to wait and see while the enemy is at its doorstep!
……
"Sure enough...they started again."
"It's OK. Today's training time is half an hour longer than yesterday."
"…Call it a day, go back to the underground and lie down."
"Speaking of which, brothers... do you know what it feels like to have a bowel movement?"
White Zetsu: (ー ー゛)...(“▔□▔)?!!
"Fuck Brother Fei, when did you get here?!"
"I've always been here... This is not important, let's first discuss the issue of defecation..."
"...Next time, next time, definitely next time."
When the White Zetsu saw that Tsuchiko and Kakashi were fighting again, they all consciously went underground and left.
Only Brother Tuzi, with six big shining light balls on his head, was left standing there silently, ready for battle.
……
After an unknown amount of time, a very subtle fluctuation suddenly appeared in the space at the center of the Acalanatha formation opened by Brother Tuzi.
"coming!"
The corners of Tuzi's mouth curled up slightly, and the six light balls above his head were ready to go.
Sure enough, in the next breath, Kakashi's figure gradually appeared in the center of the Acala formation.
"Europe……"
“Hahahahaha~ Prepare to die… idiot Kakashi!”
Kakashi had just uttered one byte when Tsuchiko-kun burst into a standard Uchiha laugh and instantly pushed the Acala formation to its extreme.
The strong control characteristics of the Acala formation made Kakashi fixed in mid-air and unable to move, and he could only passively accept the baptism of the six light balls in the formation.
But when the first ball of light just touched Kakashi's body, Kakashi in the center of the Acala formation suddenly turned into smoke and exploded.
The already activated Acalanatha formation was naturally released after it lost its locked target.
"Ah?!"
Brother Tuzi: (((o(*?▽?*)o)))? ! !
[Shadow clone, fell into the trap...]
Brother Tuzi suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart...
Sure enough, the next moment Tuzi's bad premonition came true.
Kakashi suddenly jumped out of the Kamui space, passed through Tsuchiko-kun at lightning speed, and successfully came behind Tsuchiko-kun.
Then Kakashi formed a tiger seal with his hands, lowered his legs slightly, and lunged towards an unspeakable part of Tsuchiko's body.
"Eat me for a thousand years!!!"
Brother Tuzi: ????ДO???! ! !
"Ouch~~~!"
Kakashi: ?(ˊ?ˋ*)~ What a satisfying blow~
"Idiot Kakashi, I worked so hard to reattach your right arm... was it so that you could use a despicable move like the Thousand Years of Death on me?!
Hiss~ It hurts...
Kakashi you bastard!"
Brother Tsuchi, who was lying on the ground with his hands covering his skin, accused Kakashi of committing atrocities against him in tears.
"Tsk~ You were the first to use this trick on me, in front of Lin's grave."
Kakashi glanced at Tsuchi-kun with disdain.
"And don't forget that you were the one who cut off my right arm, Obito~"
……
"Obito, listen to my advice... let's stop making trouble tomorrow and practice well, okay?"
"I won't... unless you give Lin back to me!"
Brother Tsuchiko felt that the thing he regretted most now was that he forgot to take out Rin's body before giving the Mangekyō to Kakashi.
Now, whenever he thought about his goddess falling into the hands of the bad guy (Kakashi), Tsuchiko wanted to slap himself hard twice.
"…I'm sorry, Obito, but this is the only condition I can't agree to."
Kakashi thought for a moment and shook his head decisively to refuse.
"Why?! Give me a reason why you refuse!"
"…I'm mainly afraid that you'll do something weird to Lin's body."
Kakashi recalled a day when he was young. He witnessed Tsuchiko, with a perverted smile on his face, pouting and kissing Minato-sensei and Rin in the photo of the three of them...
Kakashi couldn't help but feel a chill.
Tuzi: (°ー°〃)...
"Asshole Kakashi, I'm going to fight you today!"
With his best friend by his side, Brother Tsuchi is gradually turning back into the kind-hearted, helpful and silly Uchiha Obito?(???????)?~
