Chapter 365: Deadpool's Frustration in Interview

(The story starts a few years ago. To be honest, you should go to the cinema and watch it yourself. I am really handsome in this movie! Okay, I won’t complain for the rest of the time. I’ll leave it to the author.)

Eight years ago, 616 main universe, sacred timeline

"Please, give me a chance. I really want to join the Avengers, save the world with them, and eat a royal meal." Deadpool was dressed very formally today. He specially picked out a well-tailored suit and matched it with a pair of shiny leather shoes, hoping that he could be in the best condition to meet this life-changing interview.

A few months ago, his girlfriend felt insecure living with him in a precarious life, so under the persuasion of his girlfriend, he now shared an apartment with a blind old lady in her 60s.

To be honest, his life as a superhero is too miserable. For the sake of his good life and his future girlfriend Vanessa, Deadpool decided to find a job.

The force that superheroes yearn for the most is the Avengers. As long as they join the Avengers, they will have official support, receive a salary, and most importantly, stability.

So Deadpool came to the Avengers building for an interview.

However, things didn't seem to be going smoothly. Tony's driver Happy didn't seem to like Deadpool.

And now Happy has risen to the position of Minister of the Avengers' Security Department.

Facing Deadpool's plea, Happy asked seriously, "Do you have any experience in teamwork?"

After all, Happy has interviewed a lot of unorganized superheroes like this recently and is almost immune to them. Anyone with some superpowers wants to join their Avengers. After all, the Avengers is the most popular superhero label today.

Happy paused, as if considering his next words. He knew the weight of this sentence: "You know, every time we are on a mission, we are walking on the edge of life and death, and every decision may affect the fate of the entire team.

Therefore, the team’s collaborative experience is not only a record of the past, but also a prediction of possible future outcomes.”

Deadpool talked calmly: "Of course, I once formed an X-Force, but later all the members died, and I was the only one left." Deadpool became less and less confident as he spoke.

You really can't blame him for this. Who could have thought that these guys would be so unlucky and all die in one skydiving.

He looked around, and this office seemed like a miniature superhero museum, with each exhibit carrying a legend. There was Captain America's shield, Iron Man's helmet, and other superhero items.

This makes Deadpool yearn for it. He hopes that after joining the Avengers, he can one day become as famous as these superheroes.

Happy was obviously not satisfied with Deadpool's answer. If this guy joined the Avengers, would other members also lose their lives?

Seeing Happy's expression, Deadpool hurriedly said sincerely: "I want to join the Avengers. I want to join the Avengers for the one I love."

However, Happy did not refuse directly. He continued to persuade Deadpool, "Why do you have to join the Avengers to become a superhero? In fact, behind the Avengers, there are still a lot of people supporting them to succeed. Just like me, I am also supporting those superheroes from behind."

"And this superpower of yours is actually very ordinary."

Deadpool doesn't understand how this fat guy could become the head of the security department, just because he is Tony's driver, purely a relative!

Deadpool retorted: "What's your superpower, parallel parking?"

Happy didn't care about Deadpool's teasing. After all, people with some abilities don't tend to have bad personalities, and he had long been accustomed to being around Tony.

He just stood up, hugged Deadpool and walked towards the door step by step

Then he pushed Deadpool out of the door. "Bang!" The door was slammed shut, and the loud noise echoed in the empty corridor.

"We will inform you when there is a result!"

Deadpool looked at the heavy door with loss, he knew that he had been rejected from joining the Avengers.

This made him feel discouraged.

This also made him think about retiring and no longer being a superhero.

(Deadpool is already dead! You picked it! Idol!)

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Eight years later (a few days ago)

Deadpool, the superhero once known for his unruly and madness, has quietly shed his iconic battle suit and devoted himself to the life of an ordinary person.

In this corner of the universe, with the introduction of his good friend Peter, he took on the role of a salesman in an inconspicuous second-hand car shop.

Every day, he wears his iconic wig and shuttles between various vehicles in the name of selling cars. Although he occasionally misses the adventure and excitement of the past, he cherishes this stable life more.

Despite his meager income and mediocre performance, Deadpool is extremely optimistic.

Deadpool finished his workday as usual, changed into casual clothes, and headed back to his apartment. The corridor was quiet, with only his footsteps echoing.

However, when his sixth sense detected an unusual aura, his years of combat experience instantly made him tense up. He slowed down his pace and slowly approached the door, secretly on guard.

At this moment, warm lights suddenly lit up in the room, and then the door was slowly pushed open, and a group of familiar faces came into view. They held ribbons in their hands, their faces were filled with smiles, and they shouted in unison: "Happy Birthday!" It turned out that today was Deadpool's birthday, and his friends specially planned this party to give him a surprise.

Deadpool was stunned for a moment, then a relieved smile appeared on his face. He then realized that his nervousness was completely unnecessary.

This group of people are all his comrades and friends, including Peter, Gonrix, Blind Al, San Level 4, Negative Sonic Girl, his girlfriend Xuexi, and of course Deadpool's ex-girlfriend Vanessa.

These are the few good friends that Deadpool has in this world, and they are also the few people who don't despise him.

During the party, everyone laughed and talked, shared each other's lives, and recalled past adventures. Sometimes Deadpool thought that it might be a good idea to live such a life in the future.

But this atmosphere was soon broken by someone.

"Bang bang bang" Hearing someone knocking on the door, Deadpool opened it and saw a fully armed figure looking at him

"Hey, buddy, are you here to celebrate my birthday? Even though I don't know you!"

"No, Wade Wilson, you are under arrest!"