Chapter 345: Stuff your stinky socks into his mouth!
"Hahaha......."
When he thought about how anxious Oonoki would be after receiving the news, Yan couldn't help laughing:
"It seems that someone has given us a surprise. Ohnoki never thought that he would be outwitted."
"Send someone to notify the Anbu people and ask them to leave a small team behind to continue investigating the intelligence of Kusagakure Village and collect all kinds of valuable information. Everyone else returns to the village."
With Kurotsuchi and Deidara in hand, Yan no longer cares about the small shrimp of Kusagakure Village.
It was Ōnoki he needed to face.
It feels good to let me run to your Iwagakure and run around there. Now it's your turn, Ohnoki.
Thinking about Ohnoki's age, and how he still had to run around and go to Konoha to ask for help for his granddaughter and disciples, the smile on Yan's face became even brighter.
"Take our guests and return to the village. We must prepare for the Tsuchikage's arrival."
If it weren't for the matter of Deidara and Kurotsuchi, Yan would definitely go directly to Kusagakure and take care of the Kusagakure's affairs first.
However, since Deidara and Kurotsuchi came to them on their own initiative, the trivial matters of the Kusagakure Village were nothing.
Take your time first and collect intelligence. Once you have some time off, you can deal with them later.
It's just a grasshopper on a rope. It can't run away.
With Deidara and Kurotsuchi in his hands, Yan will definitely look down on those small shrimps in the Kusagakure Village.
"Yes."
The group followed Yan and quickened their pace. They needed to leave the Land of Earth and leave the sphere of influence of the Iwagakure as soon as possible.
Anyway, Deidara and Kurotsuchi were not captured by Yan on purpose. No matter how much the Iwagakure reacted, Yan was not afraid to confront them.
Your disciple and granddaughter came to provoke me and attacked me as a guest. How are you, Onoki, going to settle this account?
Isn't that nice to hear?
Okay, let's put it another way. The future of your Iwagakure is in my hands. What price are you, Onoki, going to pay to redeem that person?
If you don't speak nicely or move quickly, I will keep you here!
It just so happens that both of them have good talents. If they are trained, they will definitely become capable people.
Anyway, I, Uchiha Hiko, have plenty of ways to control them and make sure they become obedient members of Konoha. I'm just afraid that you, Ohnoki, won't be willing to do so.
What a sudden turn of events.
Yan looked back in the direction of the Iwagakure Village and the more he thought about it, the more he wanted to laugh.
Ohnoki, wait a minute, our battle has just begun.
Deidara and Kurotsuchi left the village quietly, and no one in the Iwagakure noticed them.
Now that the person is in his hands, Yan will definitely not bring him around in a high-profile manner.
Speed up your journey and return to Konoha as soon as possible, bypassing the border garrison troops of the Iwagakure and keeping them in the dark for now.
After returning to the village, I will slowly inform Onoki and give him a surprise.
As for the Kusagakure Village, don't be in a hurry, let the bullets fly for a while.
The Tsuchikage is very busy, and Ōnoki's work status is similar to that of the Third Hokage.
The Third Hokage was unwilling to delegate his power, but Ōnoki couldn't let it go.
So he didn't have much time to accompany his granddaughter Kurotsuchi or teach his disciple Deidara.
In addition, Deidara has a somewhat rebellious personality, and Kurotsuchi likes to run around with him, which results in these two brothers and sisters often disappearing for a long time.
Therefore, when Deidara and Kurotsuchi disappeared, the villagers didn't pay much attention to it, and didn't even notify Ōnoki, the Tsuchikage.
Two days later, Yan and his men secretly returned to the village through a hidden Anbu passage.
Deidara and Kurotsuchi were directly placed in the police department's prison.
This is Uchiha territory, and all the people here are Uchiha. It is one of the places in Konoha where spies and traitors are least likely to appear.
In addition, the police prison usually only holds people with minor crimes, so no one would have thought that Yan would lock up two such important people here.
"Damn it, too cunning, actually using illusion to control me directly!! Uchiha Yan, if you have the guts, let me go and fight me!!!"
Deidara was locked up but still insisted on being stubborn. He was controlled by Shisui's illusion without knowing it and then was captured.
Deidara expressed his dissatisfaction.
I was controlled before I even made a move. It's so disgusting. I don't accept it. I don't accept it.
Looking at Deidara who was shouting, Yan hooked his finger at the person at the door.
"Elder."
The other party was stunned for a moment, then hurried into the Dalaoli.
"Take off your shoes."
Yan pointed to his feet.
"what?"
The tribesmen who were called in by Yan were all confused and couldn't guess what their elders were trying to do.
But Yan asked him to take off his shoes, so he had no choice but to follow his instructions.
"Uchiha Seiryu, you are such a weirdo."
Looking at the other person taking off his shoes, Yan couldn't help but stroke his forehead.
He is probably the only one in the entire Uchiha clan who wears a pair of socks inside his ninja combat shoes. I don't know where he learned this habit.
Fortunately, I have socks.
"........"
Elder, what's wrong with me?
Uchiha Xingliu looked aggrieved.
"Don't look at me like that. Put your stinky socks in his mouth and make him quiet down. Can you do that?"
"what?"
A unanimous cry of surprise rang out in the prison.
Deidara was shocked. He couldn't believe Yan would let someone stuff a stinky sock into his mouth just to make himself quiet. This was simply an insult! !
An insult to oneself.
Uchiha Xingliu was secretly surprised.
This person's identity is not simple. Is it appropriate to stuff smelly socks into his mouth?
"Do as you are told, or I'll stuff it in your mouth."
Yan narrowed his eyes and stared at him.
It’s up to you, either put it in your mouth or in Sadidara’s mouth. If you have any special hobbies, just ignore what I said.
“…Hmm~~”
The next second, Uchiha Xingliu stuffed the smelly socks into Deidara's mouth like lightning.
He was even worried that Deidara would push the sock out with his tongue, so he quickly took off the other sock and stuffed it in.
Damn, it stinks. Fortunately I didn’t stuff it into my own mouth.
Uchiha Seiryu, who already had smelly feet, looked at Deidara with sympathy.
Boy, please be patient with me. I only wear these socks because my feet smell. You are lucky.
"Woooooo~~~"
Deidara's eyes bulged out, almost bursting out, his face flushed and he kept shaking his head, making a whining sound.
Snot and tears flowed down his face, all caused by the socks in his mouth.
“Not bad, just use some tape to stick it on so it won’t fall out.
I don’t care what method you use, just keep him quiet, and if he behaves well, you can take out the socks.”
Patting Uchiha Xingliu on the shoulder, Yan strode out of the prison and came to the holding room on the other side.
Kurotsuchi and Deidara were imprisoned separately to prevent them from doing anything untoward.
Compared to the yelling Deidara, Kurotsuchi remained very calm.
He even sat in the chair calmly, and it would have been even better if his hands weren't tied.
"Hey, hey, hey, you're not trying to start a war between the two villages, you actually brought me to Konoha."
When he saw Yan come in, Hei Tu couldn't stop talking.
Yan looked at her and asked with a smile:
"Your senior brother can't stop talking, so I had someone stuff a pair of stinky socks into his mouth. Do you want to experience it?"
"......"
The corner of Heitu's mouth twitched, and he quickly shut his mouth and made a zipper motion with his hand at the corner of his mouth, indicating that he would keep quiet.
"very good."
Heitu is very self-conscious. Yan nodded with satisfaction. He likes girls who are good at cooperating.
Unlike Deidara, he has no clue at all.
He dared to shout and yell when he arrived at Konoha's territory. If he was not allowed to taste the fresh stinky socks, he had no idea how to write the word "quiet".
"Be quiet, or I'll give you to the Sandaime as his concubine."
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, why?"
Heitu lost his composure and shouted in shock:
"Do all of you Konoha people have such strange hobbies?
I haven't grown up yet!
Besides, isn't your Sandaime Hokage an old man? Why?"
Give me to an old man as his wife?
When he thought of that scene, Heitu couldn't help but shudder. It was too scary.
"Many girls your age are already married. Isn't this normal in the ninja world?"
Seeing Heitu's big reaction, Yan couldn't help but laugh.
If the Third Hokage knew about this, he would probably be devastated, old man?
Nice description.
"Tsk, stop scaring me. Besides, you wouldn't do such a thing. Anyway, I'm still useful. You won't do anything to me. I'll just keep quiet."
An ordinary girl would probably be frightened to death upon hearing such a threat.
Unfortunately, Heitu is not an ordinary girl. She is very smart and her knowledge is beyond the reach of ordinary girls.
She has her own value, and as long as her value has not been exhausted, Yan will not do anything to her. At most, he will just scare her.
"I like smart people."
Yan snapped his fingers and nodded with satisfaction.
Heitu smiled mischievously:
"How about you tell my grandfather not to take me back, and I'll marry you. You happen to be handsome, and you're also the elder of the Uchiha clan and the assistant to the Hokage of Konoha."
"........"
Me.
Are all girls nowadays so wild?
Yan couldn't help but be stunned.
Looking at Heitu who raised her eyebrows complacently, he poked her forehead with his teeth bared:
"You wish. There are plenty of people like you in Konoha, with no breasts and no buttocks."
"What do you mean?"
Heitu couldn't laugh anymore.
Although she is still a girl, she cares about the same things that women care about.
"What it means is that you look like a bean sprout, understand? Besides, you're not good-looking."
After giving Heitu a gnashing evaluation, Yan left with satisfaction.
Let you wild!
There are ways to deal with you. Don't think that just because your grandfather is called Onoki, you can act recklessly and make fun of me?
It's really yours.
"Uchiha Yan, come back here and explain clearly, who do you say is the bean sprout?"
Such words were undoubtedly extremely damaging to a girl of twelve or thirteen, and Heitu was immediately furious.
Although I haven’t grown up yet, I can’t be described as a bean sprout!!
"Uchihahiko!!!"
She was furious, completely furious. Heitu didn't care about any warnings about being quiet or not. She wanted Yan Hui to come and make things clear.
Unfortunately, Yan didn't have time to deal with him.
After locking the man up, he left the police department and came to the Hokage office building.
The Anbu had already reported the news of his return to Tsunade, who was sitting in the office waiting for him.
"You captured Ōnoki's granddaughter and apprentice?"
As soon as she entered the door, Tsunade couldn't help but ask.
[Today is still 3,000 words per chapter! Free electricity, muah]
