Chapter 639: The host turns the tables, the flying dragon rides on the face

“Can I come back if it’s not resolved?

You really don't think that I, Tsunade, am someone who does things without thinking, do you?

If I hadn't been unable to suppress myself, I wouldn't have left the village so easily."

"Hey, running away from the village, I never thought that I, Tsunade, would have such a day."

Tsunade said self-deprecatingly.

After making the tea and putting the cup on the table, Yan said unhappily:

"Don't come on, you three ninjas are all the same, no one is better than the other, Orochimaru will never turn back on the path of research.

Tsunade, you don't get the reputation of being the fat sheep of the ninja world for nothing.

Not to mention Jiraiya, if I hadn't defeated him a few years ago, who knows where this slut would still be hiding and peeping at others taking a bath."

"You three have already ruined your reputations, so stop feeling wronged."

"........"

Listen, is this what people say?

"Don't compare me with those two bastards. I've never done anything immoral except being a fat sheep."

Yan said she felt wronged, and she admitted it. After all, she was just pretending to be pitiful so that Yan wouldn't keep harping on the fact that she ran away from the village.

But she, Tsunade, would never be compared with Jiraiya and Orochimaru.

There is no need to talk about Orochimaru, let alone his immoral deeds. It can be seen that this guy is black-hearted and there is no way to wash himself clean. Tsunade doesn't know if she is capable enough to compare with Orochimaru.

Not to mention Jiraiya. Although he is not a black heart, he has done many immoral things, things that Tsunade has never done.

So, compared to Jiraiya and Orochimaru, Tsunade is a complete good person.

"What other evil things do you want to do?"

Yan couldn't help but widen his eyes and said, Tsunade, you are so shameless!

“Let’s not talk about Orochimaru, this guy has already turned black, don’t worry about him, Jiraiya’s favorite wicked thing to do is to peek at others taking a bath.

Apart from this, Jiraiya has never done anything bad. On the contrary, you, Tsunade, have used fake money to cheat people when you were hanging out outside, right?"

"Using fake money to cheat people is not as serious as peeping at someone taking a bath."

Tsunade tried hard to defend herself.

No matter what, Tsunade is not a black-hearted person.

"........"

It seemed to make a lot of sense, Yan was speechless.

If Tsunade used fake money to buy something, it would definitely be a big mistake, but she made the fake money just for gambling. Since it was fake, she wouldn't feel bad if she lost to others.

Unfortunately, those gamblers finally found Konoha.

"Alright, you know what you did, and I'm too lazy to tell you. It's not easy to cover up this matter. Since the establishment of the five major ninja villages, you, Tsunade, are the first Kage to run away from the village. Let me tell you..."

Before Yan could finish his words, Tsunade pounced on him and decisively cut off Yan's complaints and muttering with her actions.

This old woman is not a good person.

Yan, who was pressed on the desk, was a little dazed. What was he trying to do?

This is the Hokage's office.

Seeing Yan's astonishment, Tsunade curled her lips and said:

"Hurry up, haven't you always wanted to cause trouble here? Everyone in the building has been driven away. Do you think I'm stupid?"

“No, I…”

Yan had considered causing trouble in the Hokage's office before.

Unfortunately, Tsunade didn't give him any chance at all, at most he was in the lounge.

This time Tsunade took the initiative and performed a flying dragon attack on the face.

Yan was very glad that Shikaku had the foresight to directly evacuate everyone in the Hokage's office building.

I don’t know if it’s because we haven’t seen each other for a long time, but old lady Tsunade is acting a little crazy today.

"Next time, tell that little bastard Naruto to stay away from me. I almost couldn't come back."

"so serious?"

Yan was tidying up things in the office, and Tsunade had already lay down on the sofa. At this moment, she was too lazy to move and just wanted to have a good rest.

Recalling Naruto's situation at that time, Yan turned back and asked in confusion:

"Did you loosen the seal a little because you were itching to do so?"

"........"

Tsunade quickly turned her face away, not wanting to look at Yan, and stammered to explain:

"How can we perfect the seal if we don't loosen it a little? I didn't expect the Nine-Tails to be so scary when it went crazy. Fortunately, the Mist Village and the Sand Village were fighting fiercely at that time, so they didn't have the energy to pay attention to other things, otherwise there would be big trouble."

You are asking for death!

In the original work, Jiraiya, like Tsunade, also committed suicide.

He was in a good mood, but he insisted on breaking Naruto's seal and almost got killed as a result.

Yan didn't expect Tsunade to be so brave and do the same stupid thing as Jiraiya.

"By the way, how did you become a Jinchūriki? Don't tell me you don't know the disadvantages of being a Jinchūriki."

Having witnessed the horror of the Nine-Tails, Tsunade was afraid that if Naruto got too excited or the seal became unstable, the Nine-Tails would jump out and just like Naruto, then Konoha would be doomed.

By the way, why didn’t I see the seal on this guy just now?

Naruto's seal was on his stomach, and Tsunade was sure that even though she was very busy, she did not see a similar seal on Yan. He was still the same as before, with no difference except that he was more muscular.

"I'm not a normal Jinchūriki, and how can I hold a tiny Nine-Tails and seal it?"

"......"

If your words get out, you, Uchiha Yan, will be scolded to death!

Tsunade couldn't help but roll her eyes.

This sounds infuriating.

The Nine-Tailed Fox is very powerful, but it depends on who it is facing.

For example, the two ruthless guys Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama.

Facing them, the Nine-Tails was like a big toy. The former just glared at them and the Nine-Tails turned into a tool dog, while the latter controlled the Wood Release to grab the Nine-Tails in his hand, while still talking about righteousness and morality, saying that the Nine-Tails was too dangerous and needed to be sealed.

Compared with Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama, Yan treated the Nine-Tails very humanely.

Although Yin Jiuwei trembles every day next to Susanoo... at least I didn't bully it, I just used it as a power bank.

"what."

Tidy up the things on the desk, open the windows, ventilate the office and get rid of the smell.

Yan picked up the document that fell under the chair, glanced at the unclosed document, and suddenly looked up at Tsunade lying on the sofa.

Tsunade, who was considering whether to take a nap, felt something was wrong and turned her head to look over.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"The barbecue restaurant, the hot spring hotel, the shopping street... Not bad, you even remember to keep accounts. All of them are on my account."

Yan read the document once.

When people are in the Iron Kingdom, they end up with a debt.

"........"

Oh no, why do I see the bill at this time? Lu Jiu is so unstable. Such an important bill, no, the document should be processed first, why is he just leaving it there?

"bump!!!"

Before Yan could start to attack, Tsunade, who was like a puddle of mud just now, had already left the Hokage's office.

The speed at which he ran didn't seem like excessive exertion at all.