Chapter 352 Embarrassing
You say he is Smoker, the favorite student of Black Arm Zephyr, a good friend of Aokiji Kuzan, and he also has the natural ability of the Smoke Fruit in his hand. How come he ends up watching over the fish pond in Rogue Town in the East China Sea?
It's all because of his character. He is fearless and it's common for him to talk back to his superiors. As a result, his reputation is as bad as tofu dregs, and he was finally kicked to this remote Rogue Town.
The conversation just now was really hilarious.
Smoker, who has been taking care of fish ponds in Rogue Town, is a veteran, but his character is still as stubborn as a stone in a toilet. No matter who you are, if you dare to mess with him, he will definitely teach you a lesson. The guy in the Den Den Mushi was so angry that he jumped up and down before he could even say a few words.
"You dare to defy the orders of the World Government? Do you know your own worth?"
"Just wait, you're done..."
When Smoker heard this, he chuckled and interrupted the other person before he could finish talking.
"Stop talking nonsense. Consequences? Can you eat consequences?"
"Who am I? I am the justice navy!"
"My mission is to keep the area safe and teach the pirates a lesson, so they know that Rogue Town is not to be trifled with."
"If we let these pirate clowns march through town, wouldn't there be chaos?"
"Don't look for me. I'm very busy here and don't have anyone to give you."
"See you later."
As soon as he finished speaking, he hung up the phone in a cool and neat manner, looking like a reckless naval officer. He strode out of the office and started shouting in a loud voice.
"Dashiqi, come on, let's go for a walk in town."
He was smoking a cigar happily, and the cigar seemed to be glued and refused to fall. As soon as he finished speaking, a cute little girl named Dashiqi came out from the corner and rushed to Smoker like a small cannonball.
"Colonel Smoker, I'm Tashigi, what can I do for you?" She said seriously to a point in the air.
Colonel Smoker couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth when he saw her like that.
"Dashiqi, where are your precious glasses?" he couldn't help but ask.
After all, they have worked together for many years, and he knows very well that if this girl loses her glasses, she will not recognize anyone.
When Dashiqi heard this, her face turned bitter.
"Alas, my glasses unfortunately died, but they have been sent for rescue and will be revived tomorrow." She turned and explained to the air beside her.
Seeing this, Colonel Smoker could only wave his hand helplessly and said, "Okay, do as you please."
In the town of Rogue in the East China Sea, the revolutionary army dodged and barely escaped under the "warm hospitality" of the World Government and the Navy. If it weren't for the "two forces" restraining each other, they would have become someone else's delicious meal. When they arrived at Rogue Town, the group quickly split up. Kerla led the injured Sabo and Haku to a very secret hiding place quietly. The other comrades dispersed into the darkness like ghosts, taking care of themselves.
As for Sabo and Haku, although they were injured, the specific situation, well, maybe even they themselves haven't figured it out yet.
Sabo and Haku were injured and were groaning in pain, but Kerla smiled and thought: "These two guys really know how to pick the right time." She knew that if they could get those mysterious pills, they would jump harder than anyone else. But the problem now was that the medicine box was cleaner than her wallet, so what could she do?
"Take them to the hospital? Isn't that telling the whole world, 'Hey, we are here!'" Kerla shook her head. She didn't want to expose her hiding place because of such a small matter. The World Government and the Navy have sharper noses than dogs. Once they target us, it will not be a joke.
"Well, it seems I have to take action." Kerla patted his chest and decided to take on this important task.
She stood in front of the mirror, and made herself up like a girl next door, the type that would disappear in ten seconds if thrown into a crowd of people. She looked left and right to confirm that her disguise was flawless, and then nodded with satisfaction.
"I'm going to go out and get you some good stuff." Kerla turned around and said to the two wounded soldiers, "Don't worry, I'm very quick and I promise I won't keep you waiting too long."
As soon as she finished speaking, she tiptoed to the door, pushed it open carefully, looked left and right like a thief, and made sure that there was no one around, then ran out happily.
She slid out of her hiding place like a little fish.
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Rogge Town, Naval Branch.
Colonel Smoker, the notorious chain-smoker, was gathering a group of naval brothers together.
He simply gave a few instructions and sent everyone away. Their mission was to find the pirates who had sneaked into the town.
He was not idle either. He picked up his weapons and led a team of people to patrol.
Just as he was about to step out of the Navy compound, he heard a hurried call from behind: "Wait...Colonel Smoker, wait for me!"
Immediately afterwards, there was a series of "bang bang, clang clang" sounds, and you could tell who was making trouble.
Colonel Smoker looked back and his face twitched. He thought to himself, I really admire Tashigi.
This girl is simply a walking disaster movie.
After a while, Dashigi appeared in front of everyone, panting, and saluted to the air. She looked very serious.
"Colonel Smoker, I want to participate in this operation too!"
The way she looked made it hard for anyone to refuse her.
Colonel Smoker shook his head and agreed with a smile: "Okay, just follow me closely."
As soon as he finished speaking, he turned around and continued to lead the team.
Dashigi was so happy that she almost jumped up, "Thank you so much, Colonel Smoker, I will definitely not hold you back!"
She bowed again to the air beside her, then skipped and followed the team, her gratitude evident in words.
She followed Smoker Smoker and quickly boarded the Black Pearl. At this time, Shenwei had gotten rid of his previous troubles and was leisurely crowded in the music classroom with a group of friends. The song of the Black Pearl band floated in his ears. The tune was light and the lyrics were full of ridicule and yearning for the unknown world.
"Wow, this song really makes my toes tap to the beat!" Shenwei said happily while swaying to the music.
The band members sang with all their might, as if to say: Even if we don’t know what tomorrow will be like, we have to send our songs to every corner today.
As the song reached its climax, Shenwei's eyes lit up: "This tune can blow the roof off!"
After the song ended, there was thunderous applause. Shenwei clapped his hands and laughed, "Haha, that's great! You guys have captured the soul of this song! In the performance later, as long as you sing as freely as you did just now, I guarantee that the whole audience will go crazy!"
He patted the shoulders of the band members, his face full of appreciation: "I've seen all your efforts. Keep it up, our Black Pearl will soar into the sky because of you!" After saying that, he did not forget to wink mischievously, and he looked as if he had already seen the scene of success.
On the Black Pearl, the band members were so happy that they seemed to have won the lottery. They swarmed towards Shenwei and asked him questions like a cannon. Shenwei was surrounded by people and couldn't even think of a brain teaser. The scene was even more lively than that of an acrobatic troupe.
"Don't be anxious, don't be anxious, come one by one, I promise to tell you everything I know." Shenwei responded good-temperedly, feeling like a small boat on the sea, being tossed around by this group of excited guys.
Finally, after a lot of commotion, Shenwei answered every question. At this moment, the Black Pearl came to a steady stop. As soon as Captain Jack appeared, Shenwei got the upper hand before he could even open his mouth.
"Haha, we must have arrived at Rogue Town!" Shenwei patted his chest and said proudly, "It's time for us, the Tuanshan Pirates, to let the whole world remember our name!"
He waved his fist, and that burst of passion made every member of the Tuanshan Pirates as excited as if they had been injected with chicken blood. They were all rubbing their hands together, with their eyes shining with longing for the future.
Kamui led everyone onto the deck and took a deep breath of the salty air, as if he wanted to feel the heroic presence of the Pirate King from the sea breeze. "Rogue Town, here we come!" He roared, and his voice almost shook the seagulls down from the sky.
His shout was just like a clown suddenly jumping out of a circus. People around him focused their attention on their Tuanshan Pirates and started talking about them.
"Haha, look at that silly look. I'm afraid he's been mesmerized by ONEPIECE?" A passerby laughed, holding his stomach.
"Tsk tsk, these guys are pirates, it's so funny!" another passerby joked.
"Hey, hey, speak softly, don't let them hear you. What if they cause trouble for you?" the person next to him reminded.
"What are you afraid of? What can they do? Don't forget, this place is Colonel Smoker's territory. Do they want to enter the Grand Line from here? Haha, I think they are still dreaming!" A strong man laughed.
"That's right, let them go home early to wash up and go to bed, instead of embarrassing themselves here." Someone echoed.
"But did you notice that the captain looks quite familiar?" Someone suddenly brought up a new topic.
"Come on, you wouldn't have mistaken a passerby for him, right?" the person next to him joked.
"No, no, I must have seen him somewhere. That face, that look, oh, I really can't remember!" The man scratched his ears and cheeks, looking confused.
"It's him, definitely the one on the wanted poster!" Suddenly someone slapped his thigh and shouted.
"Who is it? Which bounty? You're so jumpy, don't scare me." The people around asked curiously.
