Chapter 52 Tsunade: The clown is actually me
"Hahaha...hiccup, he has good talent?"
Tsunade, who was laughing wildly in the last second, was stunned in the next second.
Her eyes widened as she pressed on, "Slug Immortal, are you sure he has a good talent?"
"Yes, he has a very good talent, not worse than Kobashi. If he is willing to work hard, he will definitely be able to learn the fairy arts of the Wet Bone Forest."
The Slug Immortal nodded in affirmation.
He also brought out Hashirama Senju for comparison.
Jingyi’s talent in learning the Wet Bone Forest Immortal Art is almost the same as his grandfather’s, so doesn’t that mean... the clown is actually me?
After realizing that the clown was actually me, Tsunade couldn't laugh anymore.
Tsunade knew very well who her grandfather, Hashirama Senju, was. The title of the God of Ninja was not given for nothing, but was recognized by the ninja world.
Jingyi's talent for learning fairy arts can be compared to that of Hashirama Senju, which means that Jingyi has a high probability of learning the Wet Bone Forest Fairy Art.
"........"
What should I do if I regret it?
Tsunade's mentality at this time was that she was afraid that the man was not capable enough, but also afraid that the man was too talented, which would make her look stupid.
After all, talent is something that has been certified by the Slug Immortal.
"Wait a minute, I want to know how the Wet Bone Forest learned the immortal arts."
If someone else heard these words from the Slug Immortal, they would surely be so happy that they would ascend to heaven on the spot.
But Jingyi was very calm. He wanted to know the steps and process of learning.
If learning the magic means getting swallowed by the slug fairy, he would rather not learn it.
He didn't want to experience that terrible feeling again.
The Slug Fairy is just a slug, not a human being, and doesn’t know what makes humans funny or disgusting.
For slugs, the best state is to be covered with mucus. Once it dries, it means they will be injured.
Unfortunately, slugs like to be covered in mucus, but humans can't. Not to mention being swallowed by a big slug and being wrapped up in its stomach, that would be an ecstatic feeling.
The Slug Immortal obviously had no idea what Jingyi was worried about, and just answered seriously:
"It's very simple. Just sit on the ground and meditate. During this time, little slugs will lie on you and help you absorb natural energy."
"The little slug lying on your body not only helps you absorb natural energy, but also blocks the impact of natural energy."
To learn immortal arts, one must first absorb natural energy, mix natural energy with body energy and spiritual energy, and reach a balance point. It is very difficult to find this balance point.
Most people died tragically while practicing immortal arts because they failed at the stage of balancing energy.
If it's just about absorbing natural energy, the threshold isn't that high.
A large number of small slugs lying on your body can not only help you get started and absorb natural energy, but also help absorb the natural energy that is not in balance and prevent natural energy from rioting.
There is only one result of the natural energy riot, and that is to turn into a stone statue.
Whether it is the Wet Bone Forest, Myoboku Mountain or Ryuchi Cave, the magic of the three holy places is the same. If there is a problem during the learning process, you will turn into a stone statue.
There are quite a few stone statues in Myobokusan.
"Just like the toad oil from Myoboku Mountain?"
"Yes, but toad oil is harmful to the body. The little slugs won't. They will help you very carefully and absorb the natural energy."
The Slug Immortal continued.
Hearing this, Jingyi breathed a sigh of relief.
He could accept it if it was just a group of little slugs crawling on his body, but if learning the magic required the slug immortal to swallow him into his stomach, he would rather not learn it.
As I said, it's enough to taste that bad taste once.
Jingyi will never touch it a second time.
After agreeing on a time with the Slug Sage, Shizuichi and Tsunade were sent back to Konoha.
"Grass!"
As soon as she stood on the floor, Jing slipped and almost fell flat on her face. She was covered in wet mucus, which was really uncomfortable.
Slugs like these things, but humans cannot accept them, unless they are some perverts.
Jing rushed into the bathroom without even taking his clothes with him. He needed to scrub hard and wanted to wash off these disgusting things as soon as possible.
Is it true that my talent is so terrible?
Tsunade sat on the sofa like a lost soul, still doubting her life.
Jingyi had just returned to the village after being stationed at the border for a year and needed to rest for a while. He put his work at the hospital on hold and planned to study magic after the New Year.
"Jingyi, wake up."
Early in the morning, Kushina ran to Jingyi's room, stood in front of the bed, and called him softly.
Fortunately, I didn’t sleep with Tsunade in my arms last night, otherwise it would have been a mess if Kushina had run in.
Princess Tsunade, who was devastated, decided to be alone and quiet.
"Kushina, are you up so early?"
Jingyi raised his hand and rubbed her head.
"It's getting late."
Kushina glanced towards the window, and with her two small hands she grabbed Jingyi's wrist and pulled him hard: "Jingyi, get up quickly, we have to go to the market to buy things, and we have to marinate the meat when we come back, which is very time-consuming."
After putting on thick clothes and walking out of the house holding Kushina's little hand, Jingyi yawned in the cold wind.
As expected, you shouldn’t get up early in the winter. The most comfortable thing is to curl up in the quilt and sleep in.
Unfortunately, I promised Kushina yesterday that I would treat her friends to a barbecue, so I had to get up early to prepare.
"Kushina, are you here to buy groceries again today?"
"Kushina......."
It's funny to say, because she often goes to the market, Kushina has become familiar with the aunties selling vegetables in the market.
When they saw her coming, the eyes of those selling vegetables and meat lit up.
Because Kushina is a small wealthy woman, she always buys a lot of vegetables every time, and the vegetable sellers in the market like to do business with such small wealthy women.
She is cute, polite, sweet, and most importantly, rich! She doesn't like to bargain.
"Stop, stop!! Why don't you move the market back home? You can't do this even if you have a refrigerator."
The way Kushina was buying groceries made Jingyi break out in sweat on his forehead.
This girl is too careless. Just because someone talks her into it, she really plans to buy a bunch of things.
“Everyone is so enthusiastic.”
Kushina smiled sheepishly.
Jingyi gave her a slap on the head and scolded:
"What do you mean by too enthusiastic? They just want you to monopolize the market. Follow me, I'll buy, and you're not allowed to talk."
"Oh."
After being hit on the forehead, Kushina's lips pouted so high that you could almost hang an oil bottle on them, her face full of grievance.
Fortunately, the little girl was very obedient. She followed Jingyi carefully, stopped talking nonsense, and acted like a good little follower.
After buying the things, the two went to the ramen restaurant for breakfast.
As for Nawaki and Tsunade...if there is nothing important, the two siblings will probably sleep for a long time.
“Oh~~~(╯▽╰ )It smells so good~~.”
It seemed that whenever she was with Shizue, Kushina always had a smile on her face.
The little girl enjoyed the meal very much. After she was full, she skipped home holding Jingyi's hand.
Looking at Kushina jumping around like a little rabbit, Jingyi suddenly felt like he was raising a daughter...
It requires all kinds of education, all kinds of coaxing, and all kinds of companionship.
After returning home, Jingyi gave Kushina a task, which was to wake up Tsunade and Nawaki to work.
