Chapter 163 What are your conditions?

Yu Li was nervously blocked by three men at the entrance of the alley. One was an uncle with a scruffy beard and patinated clothes, but wearing new leather shoes. The other was a tall young man with a mustache and a horse face.

Another one was even more outrageous, a guy holding a brick in one hand and cracking melon seeds in the other, and he looked at himself jokingly as if he was watching a show.

Just when she was about to call for help, the two people in front of her rushed to introduce themselves, and the first thing they said was exactly the same, "I'm not a bad person", which made it obvious that they were old hooligans.

Originally, I just came out for a simple blind date, but I was almost cheated by an elementary school teacher. I felt like I was locked in a zoo and was watched for a long time since I entered this yard. Which decent girl can stand this?

After much difficulty, they managed to escape with the matchmaker, but who would have thought that there was an even scarier old lady who actually scared the matchmaker away and dragged her away forcibly, not letting her leave. She even spoke in a way that sounded like she was checking someone's household registration, and it was obvious at first glance that she was not a good person.

I finally dealt with it and went out, but I didn't expect there were three guys squatting outside. One came out of the toilet, one came out from behind a stone pier, and the last one just followed me. It looked like the way home would not be peaceful either.

I was wondering if I didn't check the almanac before going out today. This is a blind date. I was sent into a wolf's den by the matchmaker.

I finally forced myself to calm down and listened to the two people on the opposite side introduce themselves. Only then did I understand the purpose of these three people.

It turned out that they all had a crush on me and were ready to recommend myself. Although I had never experienced such a situation, after thinking about it, I accepted what they said.

In this respect, Yu Li was much more realistic than Lou Xiao'e. She made up her mind that since she was here, she might as well meet four people. It was not a loss to meet four people during a meal.

Then I thought, it’s true that I met four people, but I can’t even afford a meal. It’s not a loss at all, I’ve lost everything.

I could only try to cheer myself up, calm my stomach, and listen to what they said.

After listening for a long time, the two in front of me were basically normal except that they spoke incoherently, but the one standing behind was outrageous.

Until now, he has been eating melon seeds and looking at himself calmly, with an appearance of being confident of winning. It seems that he must have the best conditions in their courtyard.

While Yu Li was observing and thinking, she also understood the conditions of the two people.

It must be said that the conditions of these two people are much better than that of the fraudulent teacher's family. After all, both of them have formal jobs in large factories with tens of thousands of employees.

One of them is a cook and the other is a projectionist, and they are both one of the eight major staff members, but the way they talk is becoming more and more unpleasant.

Zhang Xingwang originally followed Sha Zhu and Xu Damao to watch the fun. Anyway, he knew with his little brain that these two people would not be able to accomplish anything if they got together.

I stood by and listened for a long time, and it was true. He didn't say much, just spoiled the show, and didn't think about anything else. Anyway, I felt relieved that I didn't get any good results this time.

Unexpectedly, just after Sha Zhu said that he was a cook, Xu Damao looked at the slightly moved expression on Yu Li's face and said in a hurry:

"Come on, forget it. I heard that you've been having an affair with the widow who helps in your kitchen."

When these words came out, the battle horn was officially blown. The two of them exchanged sharp words in the snowflakes flying all over the sky... you go back and forth... you go up and I go down... lips are about to move...

As expected of childhood friends, the two of them talked about their past affairs straightforwardly, from who could pee farther since they could remember, to their current work and living standards. The two of them talked about everything, and the main point was probably:

"You are the one who has an affair with the widow. I heard that when you went to the countryside to show movies, you did a lot of things with the widow."

"Nonsense, I'm a projectionist. You have nothing to be proud of just because of a broken cabinet. The gifts from my fellow villager are worth half a month's salary."

"You know shit. A cook won't starve to death in a famine, you know that. A cook calls it taking, not stealing. Do you understand?"

Maybe Zhang Xingwang was too close, so the two of them mentioned Zhang Xingwang again. Xu Damao pointed at the confused Zhang Xingwang and said to Sha Zhu:

"I can't even say anything about you. With your smoke-stained old face, it's strange that anyone would like you. You're not even as good as Zhang Xingwang. And with your rags and berries, you're not even as good as Zhang Xingwang fishing."

Sha Zhu was not to be outdone and immediately responded:

"Brother, this is called maturity, you know? Besides, are you better than Zhang Xingwang? If your face was longer, I'd be afraid your jaw would drop to the ground when you talk. You still rely on the charity of your fellow villagers. Sooner or later, something bad will happen to you."

After hearing this, Xu Damao subconsciously rubbed his chin, and then he burst out with anger:

"You stupid idiot..."

Then he subconsciously folded his legs inwards in a standard way, miraculously withstanding the fatal blow from Sha Zhu's sudden kick. Then he pointed at Sha Zhu who was about to go crazy and said to Li in a tattling tone:

"Look at him, he likes to fight, he specializes in attacking the lower body, and he has a serious tendency towards violence..."

Then he ran away expertly being chased by Sha Zhu. The two of them were chasing and fleeing in the snow. When they turned the corner at the alley, they fell down at the same time...

Zhang Xingwang looked confused at this time as he watched the two people fall down and then get up synchronously, then chase and play with each other and gradually go away... He felt terrible and wondered if this was the end?

Suddenly I felt like a thorn in my back. I came to my senses and looked at Yu Li's inquiring eyes. I could only say awkwardly:

"Well... my name is Zhang Xingwang. Although I also live in this courtyard, I am not familiar with them at all..."

When Yu Li watched Zhang Xingwang's performance, she felt that he not only insulted her personality, but also wanted to insult her IQ.

How could you not see through such an obvious routine? You really think you are a young lady who is ignorant of the world. These two people just happened to say that they are worse than you, and you still pretend to chase them away?

Yu Li, who was about to turn around and leave, looked at the brick in Zhang Xingwang's hand and asked Zhang Xingwang in a gentle tone against her will:

"Hey... tell me... what are your family conditions?"

After hearing this, Zhang Xingwang looked around and realized that he was actually participating in the interception project?

I just came to watch the fun and didn't sign up. It looks like if I really wanted to steal the show, I would basically win without doing anything.

After pondering for a long time, I realized that my talent might be the same as Zeng's, which is "passive". I thought about it and could only deal with it for the time being, so I mentioned what the two brothers had just said:

“I’m OK with fishing…”

Yu Li was already a little impatient at this point. How could they go on a blind date in the alley in such a cold and snowy day? If it weren't for the brick in the other person's hand, she would have gone home for dinner long ago.