Chapter 161: Not even a dog

Tsunade was surprised to see Jiraiya again after so many years.

Jiraiya was in a pleasantly surprised mood.

Tsunade.

His goddess.

The number one wet nurse in the ninja world.

It has been so many years since we last met, and I have missed you so many days and nights.

At this moment, all the accumulated emotions came out.

He wanted to talk about the past, but he didn't know what to say.

I wanted to go up and hug him, but I was afraid of being punched to death, so I could only stretch out my hand, as if the person I met again was just an ordinary friend I hadn't seen for a long time.

"Hey, Tsunade, long time no see."

Looking at Tsunade holding the bottle in one hand, he smiled and said, "Why, besides gambling, you can't even give up drinking?"

"Really? You've become more and more cool since you left Konoha."

"I..." Tsunade was a little dazed.

With the bottle of wine in hand, I couldn't leave or stay.

Jiraiya noticed her strange expression and followed her gaze.

Then, his eyes widened!

There were two pairs of shoes at the door of the room. One pair was Tsunade's black high heels, and the other pair...

After half an hour.

Jiraiya was walking down the street with two big bags on his head, looking depressed.

"Damn it! This woman Tsunade actually has a man!"

"You're still angry when I found out!"

"It's so shameless!"

"None of the three ninja prohibitions were followed!"

Uzumaki Naruto crossed his arms across his chest, his face also full of resentment.

"What the hell! The position of Hokage is going to be given to such a violent woman! What a Sannin, she looks worse than a lustful sage."

"Naruto! How many times have I told you not to call me a lecherous sage!"

"Oh? What do you call you then? An immortal who was beaten up by a woman?"

Jiraiya's forehead was bulging with veins. "I wasn't beaten up! I just don't fight with women!"

Uzumaki Naruto made a disdainful "tsk".

"The first time I hit you, I believed you didn't hit a woman. But just before you left, you couldn't help but ask again, so you got hit a second time."

"Lewd Immortal, not only are you lustful, but you have also been beaten up by women repeatedly. I think the name of Lecherous Immortal is already a compliment to you."

"I..." Jiraiya wanted to cry but had no tears.

"You keep a wild man!?", "Who is the wild man in the house?"

With just these two sentences, the woman punched him twice.

We are all acquaintances, what's wrong with showing some concern?

Is there anything that even old friends can’t tell?

O(╥﹏╥)o

Thinking that Tsunade might be having a romantic moment with another man.

Learn from each other...you come and I go...the passion overflows...

He couldn't help but feel a dull pain in his heart.

That was the woman he had been lusting after for decades!!

Uzumaki Naruto felt a little sorry when he noticed that Jiraiya was in a low mood.

"Don't think about it, lecherous immortal."

"What's so good about that violent girl! I can't imagine how anyone could like that kind of woman!"

"How about I treat you to some croquettes?"

"Thank you." Jiraiya composed himself and took the fried meatballs handed to him by Uzumaki Naruto.

"I do need to pull myself together!"

"It's just that Tsunade has a man, it's no big deal."

"Although this lush tree has been taken away, I still have a forest with so many cute girls waiting for me to save it."

Jiraiya said, his expression perking up again, "Naruto, give me your little frog."

Uzumaki Naruto instantly became alert.

"do not want!"

"Ahem~ Naruto, the three forbidden ninjas..."

"Don't mention the three ninja taboos to me!" Uzumaki Naruto didn't fall for his trick: "Last time I mentioned the three ninja taboos, and my little frog was deflated."

Jiraiya chuckled, "Naruto, I had no choice."

"Beauty is like a wolf or a tiger, it destroys people's will."

"If I don't save them, someone else will. How can I bear to see others get hurt?"

Uzumaki Naruto said nothing, just looked at him sideways.

Seeing that he couldn't be frightened, Jiraiya rolled his eyes and said, "Naruto, there are still many tricks in the ninjutsu I taught you."

"You still have a lot of room for improvement."

Uzumaki Naruto narrowed his eyes: "So..."

"Give me your little frog! I will teach you the rest of the tricks!" Jiraiya's eyes flashed.

Uzumaki Naruto suddenly hesitated.

He wants some small change.

But knowledge of ninjutsu was what he desired more.

After thinking for a while, he took out the little frog from his bag and handed it to Jiraiya with a distressed look on his face.

"Just... just this last time!"

"Hehe!" Jiraiya shook the frog wallet gently and chuckled.

Suddenly, he thought of something, and his eyes when he looked at Uzumaki Naruto suddenly became dangerous.

"Naruto!"

"How much money did you bring out? As I recall, your little frog has been empty three times. Where did you get the money to fill it up?"

Uzumaki Naruto took several steps back as if facing a formidable enemy.

"Dah!"

"Stop your dangerous thoughts. This is... This is the mission money I worked so hard to save up."

"Hey, relax. I'm just asking casually." Jiraiya said, with a gleam of wisdom in his eyes.

-

"Are you going back to succeed the Hokage?"

In the room, Suzumiya Musashi looked at Tsunade who was holding cards but distracted, and asked.

"Hokage?" Tsunade came back to her senses, as if she had heard a joke: "No way!"

"How stupid does one have to be to become Hokage!"

"There are a lot of casinos I haven't visited yet. I don't want to die of exhaustion sitting in that chair in the future."

"Really?" Suzumiya Musashi chuckled, "You held the cards the wrong way around."

"Huh?" Tsunade looked at the cards in her hand in panic, only to find that she was not holding them upside down.

"Damn it, how dare you play tricks on me!"

"No, no." Suzumiya Musashi hastily admitted: "I'm telling you to concentrate when playing cards."

"Hmph!" Tsunade turned her attention back to the cards.

"Even if I'm not concentrating, it's easy to beat you."

"You lost again!"

After defeating Suzumiya Musashi once again, Tsunade put down the cards in her hand.

"You go."

"Go?" Suzumiya Musashi was stunned.

"Yes, let's go." Tsunade looked uninterested.

"After playing with me for so many days, my anger has subsided."

"The money I won is enough for me to enjoy myself for a long time. You shouldn't have much money left, right? I have to leave some for your trip home."

"Our bet ends here."

Suzumiya Musashi also threw down the cards in his hand.

"You will still go back to succeed the Hokage, right?"

"Stop nagging!" Tsunade looked impatient.

"Hokage, you're not even fit to be a dog!"

"Get out of here before I change my mind!"

Suzumiya Musashi just smiled, packed up and left.

After he left, Tsunade looked at the empty card table alone, feeling dazed for a moment.

A little bit of sadness seeped into my eyes.

She reached out and gently stroked the pendant on her chest, her movements were extremely gentle, and her entire temperament became more gentle than ever before.

After a long time.

The pendant was put down, and his eyes became calm again, and then fierce.