Chapter 57 Immersive House Party

Seeing both of them running out, Haruko Asagumi also appeared with Hiruko.

"Hahaha, what a coincidence, Orochimaru!" Haruko tried to get close to him in the morning.

The last time I took revenge on Orochimaru was last time. Orochimaru shouldn’t hold a grudge, right?

Orochimaru glanced at her hand holding Hiruhu's and sneered, "You have a lot of nice words to say."

...He is definitely still holding a grudge!

What else could Haruko Zaoma do? Of course she chose to forgive him magnanimously, "Don't say that. Orochimaru and I are good friends!"

"Who is your good friend?"

Orochimaru turned around and continued to practice, ignoring the two embarrassed people behind him and the idiot chasing him in the distance.

"Aren't you tired, Orochimaru, after training for so long?" Haruko asked kindly in the morning.

As long as he says he is tired, we can proceed to the next plan!

Orochimaru seemed to see through the trick in her mind, "Oh? You say that as if you want me to rest."

"We want to play with Orochimaru!" Haruko Asahi extended an olive branch.

"you?"

Orochimaru looked at Tsunade and Jiraiya who had finally stopped, and Obito who was feeling uneasy, and began to wonder what Haruko was going to do in the morning.

"We're planning on playing a game, can Orochimaru join us?"

"……OK."

Orochimaru decided to see what they were going to do.

then……

"I'm the mother, Tsunade is the father, and Orochimaru and Hiruko are the twin babies."

In the morning, Haruko happily assigned everyone's roles and officially started playing house.

Jiraiya didn't find it childish at all and asked excitedly, "What about me? What about me?"

Tsunade answered first: "Jiraiya is a dog!"

"Why am I a dog?!"

Jiraiya noticed that everyone else was laughing and was very dissatisfied with this role arrangement.

Morning Haruko kindly suggested, "Then Jiraiya could be a pet hedgehog, too."

"...I don't care! Why can Tsunade be a father even though she's a girl?" Jiraiya said angrily, glancing at Haruko Hayama cryptically, "I should be the father!"

"Hey, how can a pervert like you have a wife!" Tsunade exposed the fact.

Morning Haruko quickly comforted them both, "Because Tsunade is really suitable for this role, Jiraiya, how about playing it first? If Tsunade is not suitable, we can change her?"

After hearing what Zaoma Haruko said, Jiraiya felt embarrassed to continue being unreasonable, "Okay then..."

At this time, Orochimaru said: "I don't think I said I wanted to play the role of treasure... Ahem, child."

Baby? What a disgusting name.

Morning Haruko complained: "But Orochimaru promised to play with us, how can he go back on his word?"

"...It's up to you." Orochimaru felt that he was unreasonable if he tried to reason with a girl.

"Hahaha..." As Biluhu was not familiar with the others, he could only laugh awkwardly.

Haruko clapped her hands in the morning.

"Okay! Let's start the first act of the house game!"

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Tsunade: "Wife, I'm back!" (Staggering into the house)

Morning Haruko: "My dear, you are back! Why did you drink so much again?" (Going forward to support the drunk husband)

Tsunade: "Don't worry about it! Where's the child?" (He slapped her hand away mercilessly)

Morning Haruko: "The child is watching TV." (hurt expression)

Bei Liuhu: "Dad, you are back." (Shame)

Orochimaru:"……"

-

"Orochimaru, you have to say your lines!" Director Haruko Asagi taught him.

Orochimaru looked annoyed, "Why should I call her that?"

Tsunade said proudly: "Because you are my son!"

Orochimaru:……

In the morning, Haruko suddenly had an idea: "How about this? Orochimaru is a rebellious child, so he is very rude to his drunken father!"

Tsunade praised: "The logic is correct!"

Orochimaru: ...This can be considered as resistance.

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Tsunade: "This brat is ignoring me again!" (she sits between the two children)

Orochimaru, who was slapped innocently, said: "...Are you looking for death?"

Tsunade: "Oh, I have such a bad temper!" (Pretending to teach her rebellious son a lesson again)

Morning Haruko: "Dear! Xiaoshe is just in a bad mood, don't hit the child!" (Quickly pulled him back)

Orochimaru: "Little snake???"

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"Orochimaru, you have to act more seriously!" Haruko Asahi was very unhappy.

Jiraiya echoed, "That's right, you see, even when I play the role of a dog, I act so seriously!"

Jiraiya, who finally found a sense of superiority over Orochimaru: Humph!

Orochimaru: "...What acting skills does a dog need."

"Alright, alright, Orochimaru, you can't make trouble anymore!"

-

Tsunade: "Go away! I work hard every day to make money, isn't it just to support this big family? What about you? You are not doing your job all day long!" (Angry)

Bei Liuhu: "Dad, I'm only three years old." (Proud of his own wisdom and bravery)

Tsunade: "What's wrong with being three years old? Look at the kid next door, he was already a ninja at the age of three!" (Unreasonable)

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"Tsunade, isn't it too exaggerated that he can become a Genin at the age of three?" Haruko thought to herself in the morning.

Tsunade scratched her head, "Really? What if we just don't know about it?"

Morning Haruko pondered for a few seconds, then praised happily, "That makes sense! Tsunade, your lines are amazing!"

Bei Liuhu: ...

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Tsunade: "Bring me some more wine!" (Slams the table)

Morning Haruko: "Honey, don't drink any more!" (Dissuading)

Tsunade: "Look at you, you are so busy, you are not as good as Xiaomei in our team, she is beautiful and powerful!"

Morning Haruko: "Xiao Mei?! Husband, you are not cheating with this Xiao Mei, are you?" (incredible)

Bei Liu shouted: "Is this the arrangement?" (Greatly shocked)

Orochimaru: "...How stupid."

Tsunade: "So what if I cheated on you?! It's all because of your nagging!" (slams the table)

Morning Haruko: "Honey, how could you do this to me!" (biting the handkerchief)

Tsunade: "Since you already know, let's get a divorce!"

Haruko Asama: "No! Honey, you have to think about our children!"

Bei Liu called: "Dad and Mom..." (whether to cry or not)

Orochimaru: "...all of you die."

Jiraiya: "Awoo, awoo, awoo~" (improvisational accompaniment)

Tsunade: "Children? I don't care about children!" (Leaves angrily)

Morning Haruko: "Wow, little snake, you are all I have left!" (Hugs them both)

Bei Liuhu: "Mom, I won't leave you!" (Already in the play)

Orochimaru: "Go to hell."

Tsunade: "Now that you've made your decision, pack up and leave!" (Throws the package in front of her)

Morning Haruko: "How can you be so heartless! I borrowed money from all my relatives to buy this house!"

Tsunade: "So what? If I say it's mine, it's mine! If you keep arguing, I'll kick you out!" (making a fist gesture)

Bei Liu shouted: "Don't hit mom!" (blocking in front of me)

Orochimaru: "If you dare to hit me again, you will die." (gloomy face)

Morning Haruko: "Oh no! You are not allowed to hurt the children!" (Erkang hand)

Tsunade: "If you don't want to get beaten, get out now!"

Morning Haruko: "We can go, but I have to keep the dog!" (Strong)

Tsunade: "Why? That's the big white hedgehog I bought for ten dollars... No, it's a big white dog!"

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