Chapter 60: Date! Exploring the Beauty of Anatomy

Recently, the training schedule that Sarutobi Hiruzen has set for them has been quite tight, resulting in Haruko having no time to enjoy life in the morning.

Haruko Hayama also tried to protest to Sarutobi Hiruzen at the dinner table, but he saw through her intention to be lazy and suppressed her. Therefore, Haruko Hayama could only participate in the training reluctantly.

But it is not easy to make Zaoma Haruko obedient. Since it cannot be ended for the time being, I will find a way to be lazy during the practice!

So Orochimaru would often see that in the morning, Haruko and Tsunade would quietly relax their strength when Sarutobi Hiruzen wasn't paying attention, and they were just doing a superficial job.

Even though Sarutobi Hiruzen had said this many times, the two little girls were too good at pretending to be pitiful, and facing their shining eyes, Sarutobi Hiruzen really couldn't bear to do it.

And even if they were punished to practice sparring in the forest, the two little girls would just seize the opportunity to slip away, and Sarutobi Hiruzen could only sigh in the end.

Sarutobi Hiruzen: This is truly the worst class I have ever taught!

Morning Haruko: Tsunade, Hiruzen is the one who likes to pretend to be pitiful!

Tsunade: Oh! Teacher Haruko, I want to learn!

Originally, these had nothing to do with Orochimaru, and with their contrast, Sarutobi Hiruzen liked to praise himself even more, but...

That idiot Jiraiya still looked dissatisfied, but Tsunade didn't feel anything.

And Haruko Asahi actually smiled and congratulated him, looking so proud of her teammate... How stupid.

Morning Haruko: Yeah! The better my teammates are, the thicker my thighs will be! Hey, what are thighs?

That guy is just as idiotic as ever...

Orochimaru couldn't help but look at Haruko Zaoma who was doing horse stance lazily and perfunctorily next to him. She was still chatting in a low voice with Tsunade who was also punished to do a handstand.

"Tsunade, let's go to the river and catch some fish later!"

"Okay, okay, maybe we can catch a few and cook them back home!"

"Forget it... Hiruzen would pass out if he saw the evidence of our crimes."

"it's a pity."

The key point is that when Haruko noticed Orochimaru's gaze, she would smile at him in the morning.

It's even more stupid when you laugh...

Orochimaru forced himself to ignore the strange throbbing in his heart and turned his face away fiercely.

Haruko Morning who just smiled politely at her thighs:?

By the way, Orochimaru has been looking at me a lot recently... Haruko Hayama couldn't help but wonder how she had offended him. After all, since that poisonous guy had noticed her, he probably wanted to take revenge on me, right?

After all, Haruko Hayama herself is such a vengeful person.

But after thinking hard for a long time, Haruko Zao couldn't figure out how she had offended him, so Haruko Zao decided to take the initiative.

The training ended that day, and Haruko hurriedly stopped Orochimaru who was about to leave in the morning.

Morning Haruko gave him her sweetest smile, "What are you going to do next, Orochimaru?"

Orochimaru stopped and stared at her for a few seconds, then released his poisonous tongue skill: "What an ugly expression."

"..."

It doesn’t matter. For the sake of friendship with my teammates, I can endure it. I can endure it.

Morning Haruko felt like she was just posing for a blind man, and instantly returned to her normal expression, "So what is Orochimaru going to do?"

"Why do you want to know so much what I'm going to do?" Orochimaru asked back.

"Uh..." In order to find out whether you are planning to play a trick on me, I definitely cannot let you know this.

Haruko's thoughts turned in the morning, "Because I want to go on a date with Orochimaru!"

"Date?!" x3

Sarutobi Hiruzen looked incredulous, Jiraiya looked hostile, and Tsunade looked excited.

Tsunade trotted over to Morning Haruko's side, "Haruko, are you guys going on a date?"

"But Orochimaru hasn't agreed yet!" Haruko Asahi corrected sternly.

Jiraiya pointed at Orochimaru angrily, "How can a guy like that date you?!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen quickly came in front of Haruko Hayama and pushed Orochimaru, who had kidnapped his cabbage, away. He grabbed Haruko Hayama's shoulders and shook her with tears in his eyes.

"Haruko--wake up! What's so good about this black-haired boy?!"

Morning Haruko was confused, "Huruzen your face looks so funny, what's wrong?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen was choked by her, "Hey, you, do you know what a date means?

"Dating means inviting friends to hang out together, Hiruzen you are so stupid."

“…Is that so? Hahaha!”

Sarutobi Hiruzen's expression suddenly brightened, and he didn't even care about Haruko calling him stupid in the morning.

"But you can't use it like that for a date. Haruko, you should say that we want to go out and play together." Sarutobi Hiruzen gave her repeated warnings.

"I know, Hiruzen is so talkative." Haruko Asahi pressed his face and pushed him aside.

Sarutobi Hiruzen stood up helplessly, "Okay, okay, go and play."

In the morning, Haruko invited Orochimaru again. Orochimaru looked at the disappointed Tsunade and the still unhappy Jiraiya, and felt a sense of mockery in his heart.

"Let's go then."

Orochimaru smiled at her, and caught a glimpse of Jiraiya's even angrier face. Orochimaru was even in a good mood and took Haruko Asagao's hand and left together.

Sarutobi Hiruzen: ...We really can't let our guard down against this kid.

Jiraiya: How can I fix this! Damn Orochimaru!

Tsunade: Yeah! My CP is alive again!

"Is there anywhere Orochimaru would like to go?"

In the morning, Haruko was walking on the street and looking around. She often went out to play with Tsunade, so there was nothing new to her.

Having left the sight of those people, Orochimaru also let go of her hand, "Whatever you want."

"Well... why don't we go to the bookstore and have a look?" Haruko Asagi suggested.

Orochimaru didn't reply to her and walked straight towards the bookstore. Haruko hurriedly jogged after him, fearing that he would leave her behind.

"Orochimaru is indeed a man without emotional intelligence."

"How could that guy be as smart as me?"

"Just you? Hahahahaha!"

"It's better than your poor figure!"

"Jiraiya!!!"

Tsunade and Jiraiya had been following them quietly. Tsunade came to watch the fun, while Jiraiya couldn't stand Haruko being teased by Orochimaru - that's what Jiraiya himself claimed.

Jiraiya who was really teased: Stay away from Haruko!

But as expected of a pair of bickering lovers, their battlefield friendship was about to fall apart before even half an hour had passed.

Tsunade suddenly realized that they had walked far away and quickly pushed Jiraiya away.

"Get lost! You're holding us back!"

Jiraiya was pushed to the ground, touched his butt in pain, and quickly got up to chase after him.

"Hey! Wait for me!"

In the bookstore.

"What kind of books does Orochimaru like to read?"

In the morning, Haruko slowly browsed through the various books on the bookshelf, but couldn't find what she wanted.

Orochimaru took down a copy of "Corpse Illustrated Book" from the bookshelf and flipped through it.

Asahi Haruko walked up to him, looked at the title of the book curiously, and then...slowly looked away.

She looked at the bookshelf in front of Orochimaru - "Analysis of Human Specimens", "Deciphering Organs", "Dialogue of a Brain"...

"...Hahaha, Orochimaru's hobby is really unique." Haruko Asahi gave an awkward yet polite smile.

Orochimaru looked at her strange expression and raised the corner of his mouth, "Are you interested?"

"Uh……"

Should I say I'm interested or not? If I say I'm interested, what if he really shows it to me? If I say I'm not interested, what if he holds a grudge against me in his heart?

Haruko's mind was working at high speed in the morning, "As long as Orochimaru likes it, that's good! Don't worry about what others think."

The art of language, yeah!

Orochimaru raised an eyebrow, thinking she had fooled him, and then he put the book back.

Morning Haruko wondered, "Aren't you going to read this one?"

“I am looking forward to the day when I can experiment with it myself.”

Orochimaru smiled sinisterly, and after threatening Haruko Zaoma, he went to the next bookshelf.

Haruko Asagi: ...I told you not to mess with this vampire!!!