Chapter 2 Useless System
"Well, since you don't want to say anything more, I will have to record and report what you said from time to time."
Mr. Cornelius Fudge, who had long been speechless, could only slam his notebook shut.
He looked at the young man helplessly, but still threatened him without giving up.
"But based on my experience, submitting such testimony will never lead to any good results."
"Please do as you wish." Karl still looked indifferent, but when the other party just stood up and prepared to leave.
He said calmly.
"I heard that you also used your savings to buy the Wizard Cornucopia Financial Fund, which has just appeared a short time ago. Investment is risky."
"If the market crashes tomorrow, you'll lose everything you've invested."
These words made Cornelius Fudge stand there for a moment. He turned his head mechanically to look at Carl, his voice trembling.
"What do you want to say?"
"I didn't say anything." Carl spread his hands calmly. "I just emphasized the facts. As for the testimony, you can write it however you want."
"I think it should be easy for Britain, a country with a centuries-old tradition of civil service, to find a few people who are good at rhetoric."
"As for the rise or fall of the fund tomorrow, that's your business, Mr. Cornelius Fudge. I didn't say anything."
"I am oblivious."
After that, he sat on the sofa again without saying a word, and the whole car fell into a strange silence.
Exactly five minutes later, Mr. Cornelius Fudge walked out of the carriage with a strange look on his face.
A moment later, the two men in long windbreakers entered the workshop.
With an angry look on his face, he held the magic wand and tapped lightly on the shackles on Carl.
Soon the shackles were removed and the heavy chains fell to the floor with a dull sound.
Carl, who regained his freedom, stretched himself, moved his wrists, and then reached out to take the item handed to him by the other party.
Those were his personal belongings that were confiscated when he was arrested. He carefully flipped through them.
For example, the numbers in your wallet, your expensive watch, or even the number of cigarettes in your pack, all of which you would deliberately pour out and count.
This behavior was undoubtedly a humiliation to the two Aurors, and one of them said angrily.
"You will be punished, and your crimes will be exposed to the sun one day."
"Justice may be late, but it will never be absent."
Karl was totally dismissive of this. After putting away all his personal belongings, he shrugged and pointed to the door of the carriage.
"I think there is no need for the two elites to go back to school. If possible, can you give me some private space now?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the two Aurors turned around and left, and he was the only one left in the carriage.
Until this time, he sat alone on the sofa, muttering to himself.
"Okay dog system, it's time to tell me what you are useful for."
As a person who has lived in an orphanage since childhood, Karl Hohenzollern is undoubtedly a time traveler.
As a time traveler, he should have had his own plug-in early on.
Thus, he drove on the golden finger and headed for the peak of his life.
But with so many time travelers, some accidents are bound to happen, after spending six nightmarish years in the orphanage.
I finally escaped from that hellhole with the help of my special abilities and the connections I had accumulated in the orphanage.
He finally made a name for himself in the United States, and in just ten years, he had become a well-known underworld godfather in New York State.
His original plan was to exploit the white world through capitalism while relying on his own special abilities to lead the black world.
Finally, twenty years later, he followed the example of another German-American predecessor and ran for President of the United States.
Taking advantage of the divisions in American society, we seek development space for our motherland far away on the other side of the ocean.
Yes, he is such a person. Although he is wearing Western clothes, his heart is still Chinese.
But accidents happen. Just when he was enjoying his life in New York, Aunt Rochelle suddenly found him.
Telling himself that he was actually a wizard, he suddenly realized that this world was different from what he had originally imagined.
It was also at that time that he finally awakened his system.
'The Ultimate Villain System', but this time it was not him who was surprised, but the system.
Because the matching direction of the system refers specifically to the magical world.
But considering what Carl has done in the past ten years, he has far exceeded the level of villain required by the magical world.
In short, it was a bit 'too bad' and I found myself not only late, but also completely useless.
He started to play badly and torment Carl, and finally experienced a series of unpleasant things.
The two sides finally reached an agreement. After the other party promised to give him what he wanted most, Carl deliberately exposed a flaw and was arrested by British Aurors.
Use this as an opportunity to enter Hogwarts while the system makes compromises based on what Carl really wants.
[Congratulations to the host for successfully entering the magic world and escaping punishment with clever words. The following novice rewards are now given. ]
[Memory Palace (from Sherlock Holmes), your brain is now a supercomputer that can process countless complex data. ]
[One magical animal egg, and a complete set of hatching equipment. ]
【And Galleons...】
"Stop, I'm not short of money." Just as the system was about to continue talking about the reward, Carl interrupted him ruthlessly.
And put forward their own requirements.
"Is there something like a storage ring, or something more powerful?"
As soon as the words were spoken, the interrupted system could only express helplessly.
[Yes, it is, but host, you have just completed your first mission and you are already asking for a high-level reward. Isn't that a bit too much? ]
【You are making it very difficult for me. 】
"It's difficult." Carl took a cigarette out of the box, put it casually in his mouth, and then watched his hands suddenly rise up.
He overturned the small wooden table next to the sofa.
"Then I think we should just not do it."
The wine bottle on the small wooden table fell to the ground and shattered in an instant. The sound of broken glass was extremely harsh.
Perhaps what he didn't expect was that the system in his mind suddenly spoke again.
[As soon as he entered the school, he destroyed school items, fully demonstrating his rebellious potential as a villain. He will be awarded 10 villain points.]
[Add 90 points as a novice bonus, a total of 100 points, which can be exchanged for a ring (5 cubic meters of space)]
【Whether to exchange. 】
"Exchange." Hearing the system's timely response, he did not hesitate for a moment and directly asked for the exchange.
[Okay, all rewards are being distributed. I hope the host will continue to work hard, become bigger and stronger, and create more glory. ]
Soon there appeared a giant flaming egg, a set of strange equipment, and a ring engraved with the Hohenzollern family emblem.
It appeared out of thin air on the desk beside him. Karl walked over and put the ring on his hand.
At the same time, he put the giant egg and the equipment into the ring, then sat quietly on the sofa, feeling the changes in his brain.
At this moment, a huge memory palace rose up in his mind, with countless memories classified and placed everywhere.
Walking in the palace, Carl felt both novelty and uncontrollable excitement.
He walked slowly inside, and at the deepest part of this memory palace, a transparent crystal tower rose from the ground.
The top of the tower is dark. That is the highest reward promised by the system, a kind of Holy Grail wishing device similar to the animation Fate.
Villain points can be used to fulfill any wish of people, but each activation will consume at least 1,000 million villain points.
Looking at his pitiful lack of points, Carl couldn't help but shake his head. It seemed that he still had a long way to go.
And just as he was about to leave his memory palace.
The closed door of the carriage was knocked from outside, and a gloomy voice was heard at the same time.
"Karl Hohenzollern, please open the door. I am Professor Snape, the Head of Slytherin House."
