Chapter 11: Bad Plot Attack
Outside the beach villa, there was a crisp knock on the door, and Li Youqian went to open the door with an unhappy look on his face.
Tony and Pepper were showing off their affection like crazy last night, which made Li Youqian, a single guy, feel physically uncomfortable.
It was because of my constant sharp tongue that I drove the two of them out of the beach villa. I slept in and was woken up early in the morning. How hateful!
Buying a house has to be put on the agenda, so I'll choose that one. It's right in the center of New York City, there are a lot of restaurants around, and big events often happen in New York, which is perfect for me to check in.
Li Youqian thought so, and then opened the door silently.
There was a middle-aged man at the door who looked very kind but had a Mediterranean appearance. He looked at Li Youqian with a bright smile.
As a man who has read almost all the Marvel plots, Li Youqian is of course this guy, Coulson, the chief of the Novice Village.
Pepper told herself and Tony last night that there was a government official in the Mediterranean who had helped Pepper before.
Li Youqian pretended not to know him, "Why are you knocking on the door so early in the morning? Are you delivering a package?"
Coulson was stunned for a moment, then reacted instantly and took out a document that looked quite high-end.
"Hello, I'm from the Strategic Homeland Defense Attack and Logistics Support Agency. I'm here to ask you something. Ms. Pepper, you should know me."
Li Youqian waved his hand and said, "Pepper and Tony are out fooling around. I'm the only one here. How do I know if what you said is true?"
Li Youqian doesn't want to have any connection with S.H.I.E.L.D. The first reason is that the so-called S.H.I.E.L.D. should be called Snake SHIELD.
Among the ten agents, at least half of them are from Hydra, which is outrageous.
Moreover, Black Braised Egg is a very suspicious guy, very unlucky, so stay away from me!
Coulson is worthy of being the chief of the Novice Village. Even after saying this, he still has a smile on his face.
"You can check with Ms. Pepper. Our department also wants to know something from you."
Li Youqian slammed the door shut. "Your Strategic Offensive Defense Bureau has a long and ugly name. It doesn't sound like a proper department."
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After a while, Li Youqian looked at Tony beside Coulson, speechless.
In the sea view villa, Li Youqian sat on the sofa and watched the TV report on the battle that took place in New York last night.
The two cool steel mechas attracted heated discussions among many netizens. As for the later appearance of Li Youqian who suffocated the steel mecha warrior to death with a handkerchief, it further ignited the netizens' mentality of watching the show.
On the one hand, some people think that these are all fake special effects. After all, it seems unreasonable to smother a mecha warrior to death with a handkerchief.
On the other hand, various on-site video footage has proven that this really happened in New York.
If we talk about the Iron Mecha Warrior, it is more in line with the urban style, although it is a bit too advanced.
But Li Youqian's strange ability, plus the fact that the bicycle he rode when he rushed there was comparable to a car.
Therefore, netizens affectionately call Li Youqian the Handkerchief God of War and the King of Bicycles.
There was also an old lady who personally came out to promote the video, saying that the young man in the video was a master who had the ability to predict the future.
Then Li Youqian got another nickname, Taoist Priest Youqian.
Li Youqian's face was full of black lines. What kind of weird nicknames are these? And grandma, you are so old, and you are still surfing the Internet.
It's so trendy, are you going to die?
By the way, the Taoist robe has been placed in my space for a long time and has not been used.
Tony just laughed at Li Youqian happily, "Hey, why is my name Iron Man so handsome?
Hey, my superhero buddy, Bicycle King, how are you?
And brother, you are famous, but you don’t even know how to wear a mask or something, hahaha.”
Li Youqian clenched his fists. Why is this guy talking in an increasingly sarcastic tone? Could it be that he has been infected by me?
But at that time, I was so busy smothering Iron Monger with a handkerchief that I forgot to bring my mask. What a mistake!
At this time, Coulson on the side coughed lightly, attracting the attention of the two.
"Mr. Tony, I am here to help you on behalf of the Strategic Homeland Defense Attack and Logistics Support Agency. Your father has a great relationship with our agency.
Our department will help you resolve this public opinion, but Mr. Li Youqian, your face was photographed too clearly, so it may not be easy to resolve. "
Li Youqian waved his hand, and Tony made the same complaint as Li Youqian, "Your so-called Strategic Defense Bureau? Why is it so long and boring? It doesn't sound like a good department."
Coulson's expression didn't change, but he was speechless inside. How could a stranger hear the name of this department?
My first reaction was that this name is too long and smelly. Can it be changed?
Coulson said that every time the front-line staff stated what department they were from, they would be laughed at by the other party, which was quite unpleasant.
It is obvious that Coulson came here this time to ease the news and public opinion.
In the afternoon, a press conference was held in cooperation with the military, and Tony was given a manuscript, which served as his alibi.
Then he would come to chat with me for no reason, apparently to test me.
Li Youqian was so annoyed that he ran away and bought a house.
In the afternoon, Li Youqian was watching the TV news and saw that Tony did not play by the rules and directly said the words that opened the prelude to the Marvel world.
"I AM IRON MAN!"
Li Youqian couldn't help but sigh at this sentence. It was really the beginning of Iron Man and also the end of Iron Man.
If you have the ability, save him. Although Tony is a bad friend, he is actually a good person.
While Li Youqian was buying a house, he used all the clock-in opportunities he had saved before.
As expected, there are a lot of tissue paper. To be honest, this amount of tissue paper is too much to be played with without cutting it.
Moreover, how come this thing is just like a certain village game, there is not even a guaranteed bottom line? I give up.
However, among the many paper towels and outrageous but useless props, there is still one prop card that is particularly different.
[The righteous Dabidou can control the opponent for three seconds by slapping him in the face.
Note: He is still a child!!!】
This is a magical skill! I now have an attack skill. I am in a good mood today~
Later, with the help of Xiao Lajiao, Li Youqian bought a luxurious large flat in downtown New York City.
Actually, he could have bought a villa, but Li Youqian likes the kind of house where there is a commercial street downstairs where he can sell delicious food.
Li Youqian started eating a lot in the commercial street. After he helped Tony kill Iron Monger, Tony gave him some shares.
I just don't go to work, but the numbers in my bank card are rising horribly every day.
Li Youqian could now confidently say, "Money is just a number!"
Yeah! I'm so excited. I don't know when I can say these words reasonably and produce invisible pretense.
Suddenly, there was a roar coming from the commercial street, as if a terrorist attack had occurred in the distance. Various explosions and roars continued to be heard, and some troops had begun to intervene.
Li Youqian looked at the scene and thought it must be a grand occasion, and probably also an opportunity to check in. If possible, he could take a look.
Li Youqian couldn't help but sigh, this is worthy of being Marvel's New York. As long as Iron Man kicks off, there will be many disasters.
Suddenly, a smashed car was thrown over and hit a man's car not far from Li Youqian.
The man went crazy instantly, a little nervous, "Ah! I haven't paid off my car loan yet! Asshole!"
It’s so tragic that the car was smashed before the loan was paid off.
Some of the people around had sympathy in their eyes, while others seemed to be gloating.
The man looked at the people around him and shouted: "Are you happy? You cold-blooded people, I will never forgive you."
What kind of Prince of Pleasure is this? Li Youqian felt like he was being attacked by a bad joke.
