Chapter 251: Off Topic

As the three of them were enjoying themselves, Li Youqian patted Tony on the shoulder and said, "By the way, don't spread these videos and photos around!"

"Of course. Everyone in the Justice League knows that I have the tightest mouth!"

Tony patted his chest so hard that it shook the world, looking as if he absolutely believed it.

Li Youqian looked at Tony suspiciously, and it was obvious that he didn't believe it. Anyway, he reminded him that he hoped that what he passed on later would be counted, and that would be enough for the Justice League to know.

Don’t post it online!

Suddenly, with a click, the door was opened and Captain America Rogers and Spider-Man Parker walked in.

This scared the three of them. Li Youqian immediately looked at the teacup on the table next to him and sighed.

"This teacup is a real teacup!"

Tony quickly agreed, "Yeah, this table is a real table!"

Nick Fury, the black-boiled egg, was also shocked and cursed in his heart that he had been assimilated by these two guys after being with them for too long.

I am the king of agents, how could I be suddenly frightened? I should stay away from them next time.

Then he picked up a book from the bookshelf next to him and pretended to read it.

This scene made Rogers and Spider-Man confused. What was happening? There was something wrong, very wrong!

Something is wrong. Nineteen points out of ten are wrong!

Captain America won’t scold Tony and Lee for being rich, but he will definitely scold Black Sauce Egg!

He immediately said sarcastically, "Hey, Black Braised Egg, are you still reading?

What are you reading? Oh, a Chinese book. Do you recognize all of it? It looks a bit in-depth. Let me take a look. Oh, this book is good.

There is pinyin! "

Black-boiled Egg:........, what a dirty curse!

Li Youqian looked at Tony in shock and muttered, "Is he still so aggressive?"

"It's really strong, that's right!" Tony was also quite shocked. This sarcastic tone, coupled with a sentence with pinyin, was a full-blown mockery!

Li Youqian exclaimed, "This passage is very artistic!"

"How high do you think it is?"

"It's as high as three or four floors!" Li Youqian and Tony sang in unison, black braised eggs, daily red temperature, and passionate microphones.

"I'm the king of spies. Do you think I'm uneducated? I'm fluent in 50 languages!"

"Wow, 50 dialects, exactly 50 states. You've learned dialects really well!"

What Captain America Rogers said was still so offensive.

Li Youqian took note of it silently. These are all knowledge. I used to sneer at them, but now I analyze them frame by frame. This is the art of language.

Even though Hei Braised Egg is the king of agents, he couldn't suppress his anger at this moment. He was very angry!

"Your mother's kiss~ Can you swear a little more?"

"I love you!" Rogers directly attacked and chose to disgust the other party!

Black Sauce Egg took two steps back in an instant, his defense broken. "Can you not be so disgusting? This is such an insult!"

"Don't do this~" Rogers launched a range attack, causing mental damage to Li Youqian and Tony standing beside him.

A muscular man speaking with a high pitched voice, it's really hurtful!

Black Sauce Egg knew that he was disgusting himself, so he took a deep breath and said, "Is this all you can do? Humph, your words are no longer useful to me!"

"I ************!" Rogers started from zero frame and transformed into the telegraph captain. Li Youqian silently pulled over the stunned little Spider and covered his ears.

Little Spider is still young and has to eat at the same table with other children. Don’t listen to any swear words!

Li Youqian and Tony joined in the fun for a while, and then after feeling a little aesthetic fatigue, they were ready to take action!

Li Youqian stood up and said domineeringly: "Okay, stop arguing! Give me some face!"

Li Youqian’s face fruit is activated!

Then the two of them snorted at the same time, gave each other the middle finger, and turned and left.

Li Youqian felt that his eloquence had improved a lot after listening to them quarreling.

However, at this moment, Banner walked in, looked around, and then laughed heartily, "Tony, the photos and videos you just posted really made me laugh to death!

Spider-Man has pigs!"

Li Youqian looked speechlessly at Tony who was whistling on the side, "You are so tight-lipped! You are leaking things everywhere!"

As Li Youqian expected, everyone in the Justice League, except Spider-Man, knew about Fat Spider-Man and Spider-Ham within that day.

Spider-Man Parker felt a little confused. Natasha and Captain America, why did you advise me to eat less today?

Am I fat? No, I think I'm very thin!

Spider-Parker gradually fell into deep thought and couldn't figure it out at all, so he asked the Justice League, the most powerful people!

That’s Li Youqian!

Li Youqian (??? ? ???)

"Oh, don't pay attention to them. You know they often go crazy!"

Li Youqian decisively changed the subject. Spider-Man's mouth twitched and he was a little speechless. Aren't you the most crazy person in the entire Justice League?

Li Youqian was afraid that he would be exposed, so he took Spider-Man Parker and went out to do justice, and then flew over a convenience store.

Seeing this, Spider-Man asked, "Brother Youqian, what are you doing? There's nothing wrong with this convenience store!"

"You don't understand this, do you? I remember there was a guy who had a special liking for this convenience store. According to Xiao Heizi's information,

Every time he got out of prison, he would rob this convenience store. Today, he just got out of prison.

Last time, I encountered this once. He was released from prison and robbed this convenience store.

Then I let him go back in the evening just after he got out of prison in the afternoon!

Chunchun was released from prison and felt lonely, just like taking a walk! "

Spider-Man Parker was a little bit unconvinced, "No way, he got into trouble here last time, will he do it again this time? How can someone be so stupid!"

Li Youqian touched his chin, put his hands behind his back, and tilted his head up 45 degrees, "Do you remember the last time the Justice League formed a group to play a game, a 5v game!

Why did you die three times on the same road, and you were not paying attention and not on guard at all!"

"Because at that time, I didn't believe he could come and squat in the grass for me three times!"

Spider-Parker suddenly had an epiphany. Thinking in this way, he could understand what the criminal was thinking.

The criminal must have been thinking, I don’t believe a superhero can ambush me in this convenience store twice!

Unfortunately, he had to believe it even if he didn't want to. The guy just pulled out a gun and shouted "robbery!"

Li Youqian and Spider-Man Parker appeared behind him.

The guy instantly sensed something was wrong because the customers and shop assistants around him were not afraid of him. He looked back with his head stiff.

My legs went limp and I screamed in my heart, oh no, I’m being targeted again!

Then he consciously put down his gun and raised his hands. After a while, he was caught by the police.

When the police officers in the New York Police Department saw him, they immediately greeted him, "Hey, you're back from a walk outside the prison!"

The criminal was a little dazed for a moment. Why was he going back? He inexplicably felt like he was home. Oh no, coming back has become a habit for him.