Chapter 370 Too cheap
Maybe it’s because Thanos is dead, most of Marvel’s plots have passed, and only some small villains are left.
In addition, people nowadays eat too much every day and have nothing to do.
Although the Justice League hotline only handles a portion of the cases every day, we can see people doing some outrageous things every day.
It’s as if they are fulfilling a saying: If New York doesn’t go crazy again, it will get old!
Li Youqian has even learned to take a bucket of popcorn and chew it every day to join in the fun.
However, the first thing I do every day is to take a peek outside the world to see if OAA and the Supreme God are still fighting!
We are still fighting today, and the fight is still intense. OAA is so anxious that he wants to bite people!
Then he stood up and cleaned himself with a snap of his fingers, although in fact he was not dirty at all, as if nothing could touch him.
But I still had to go through the formalities, otherwise it would feel weird, and then I was teleported to the New York court to watch the show.
After finding the seat I usually sit, I saw Captain America, who was thinking about retirement every day, was already there and greeted him.
Two people sat in one area and watched the excitement. For some reason, they felt like a retired old man drinking tea and watching a show.
Anyway, there are no big villains in the later part, and everyone is actually quite free. However, Spider-Man still has to go to school, and Tony has to take care of his pregnant wife himself.
Thor is still in Asgard, after all, he is already the God King, and Banner is studying how to form a balance with the Hulk.
As for Fury and Black Widow, they fly around the world and no one knows what they are busy with every day.
Hawkeye is still in New York, but he always avoids Captain America. I wonder why?
There was only one piece of news to watch in the court today. It was about a young man who filed a lawsuit against his mother for illegally detaining him when she was pregnant and giving birth to him without his consent!
What an unexpected angle!
Li Youqian: Every day when the CPU runs at high speed, it is really wonderful!
Much more advanced than the two yesterday. Yesterday, one of them hit someone with his car and said that he knocked the person away. Does that count as hit-and-run?
A man in prison applied to the court, saying that he had behaved badly in prison and asked if he could be expelled!
If you think about these two carefully, you will know that they will definitely not succeed.
The final result was not unexpected to Li Youqian, it was a failure.
This is different. In the end, the young man won the lawsuit!
Li Youqian: Another day of broadening my horizons!
After reading today’s strange stories, Li Youqian took Captain America directly through the portal back to the Justice League headquarters.
The two were going to have lunch there. Li Youqian thought the spicy chicken provided to the superheroes there at noon was very authentic and good.
He likes to eat more. As for why they provide spicy chicken, you must be kidding. Are there any delicious foods in Country M?
The Justice League is not short of money under Tony's management, and the food is definitely not bad. There are all kinds of dishes, and the cuisine of the Eastern country is definitely not missing.
Captain America just happened to want to complain about all the weird things he had seen before.
There was a live broadcast of opening a blind box before, but he opened someone else’s grave!
There were two other people on the highway, both with car rage disorder, grumpy old drivers, who were driving, swore at each other through the car windows, then stopped and shot at each other.
However, because there was no obstruction on the highway, they all used their own children as shields in a very uniform manner.
In the end, their two children were injured and sent to the hospital, while they were sent directly to prison!
What Captain America remembers most vividly is that a man was brutally bullied by five school bullies, and then he turned around and seduced the mothers of those five school bullies.
Then, on the grounds that he was a minor, he took the mothers of those five men to court!
He even revealed his technique of picking up girls in court!
Li Youqian sighed about all the bizarre events while holding his popcorn (chewing chewing chewing).
"Hey, those school bullies are really something, why do you want to mess with them? But I have to say it, that guy is a bit crazy, he is really a genius,
A real man!"
Captain America nodded. That was indeed true. Moreover, it was said that after that incident, those five school bullies no longer dared to bully others.
Moreover, that technique for picking up girls is also very valuable. Captain America often watches the court video and analyzes it frame by frame. It is said that that technique for picking up girls has benefited many people!
Moreover, he can date five people alone and make them unable to find each other. He is simply a superman!
Needless to say great!
The two were chatting and had just taken a break at the Justice League headquarters. It was not yet time for lunch, but something unexpected happened.
Li Youqian looked at the silly face of the little spider Peter Parker on the big screen in the lounge and fell silent.
Because he was not wearing a mask on his face, his true identity was exposed.
Based on the news at the scene and the speed at which the Justice League gathered intelligence, Li Youqian, Captain America and Tony, who had just arrived to watch the show together, soon learned the details.
A woman jumped into the water to commit suicide. Spider-Man happened to be nearby and went to save her.
As a result, the woman jumped down again just after he rescued her. Spider-Man wanted to save her again, so he jumped into the river and pulled her out.
As a result, the woman struggled desperately and wanted to drag the little spider into the water, seeking death herself and taking others with her. However, the little spider was too strong and the woman couldn't drag it at all.
So she deliberately did something bad and took off Spider-Man's mask when he wasn't paying attention.
Then after being rescued, she falsely accused Spider-Man of touching her butt and said he had no respect for women.
You know, some superheroes don't wear masks because they don't care about their information being exposed.
For example, Tony, Li Youqian, Thor, etc. Tony is rich and likes to show off. His home security facilities are good and he is also capable.
Thor's hometown is Asgard, he is also the God of Thunder. Li is rich and powerful, and he is almost omnipotent.
But some superheroes wear masks because they are afraid that their information will be exposed, like Spider-Man.
Spider-Man was supposed to go to school, and Aunt May was just an ordinary person at home.
As a result, the woman deliberately exposed his identity and framed Spider-Man. She is simply a vicious woman!
If Spider-Man's identity had not been exposed, then that woman's accusation against him would have been a false accusation. The Justice League would have someone special to take care of these matters.
That woman will be in trouble then, but he has been exposed now. There are some irrational people, especially some netizens with outrageous values.
Spider-Man’s home address and other information will definitely be exposed, and Spider-Man, his family and even his friends will be affected in various ways.
After all, human hearts are unpredictable. The current Justice League is so powerful. Their strong strength makes the original plot in this Marvel world much more stable and peaceful.
As a result, there are fewer crimes, but more and more outrageous incidents, which shows the complexity of human nature.
It looks like Spider-Man is going to suffer a serious setback this time!
However, Li Youqian said that as Spider-Man's older brother and godfather, he must support him.
That stupid woman needs to be tortured for real, she's so cheap!
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