Chapter 398 Guanyin with a Headache
The five Jiedis were all more lazy than the other. Even when the five bald monks were chatting, the Buddha seemed to have said that after the Journey to the West was a success, all Buddhist colleagues would be rewarded!
Unfortunately, no matter how good the pie is, it is useless without substance.
Li Youqian hid nearby, eating melons and watching the Five Directions Jie Di complain.
If the resentment of these five bald donkeys were put into The Legend of Sword and Fairy, they could support five evil sword immortals, just one for each person.
Is this the resentment of working without pay?
In the mortal world, under the guidance of a series of clever moves by Guanyin Bodhisattva, Tang Seng set out alone towards the Five Finger Mountain.
Some of the followers who accompanied him in the original book did not follow, because Guanyin Bodhisattva said that on the journey to the West, there would be destined disciples to escort him!
Could there be any problem with what the Bodhisattva said? Tang Seng then set out on his journey to obtain Buddhist scriptures alone.
Take the train directly from Chang'an to Wuzhi Mountain!
Guanyin can't do anything! The mortal world has changed so much, and the Tang Dynasty has developed so fast.
Originally, the Five Fingers Mountain should have been considered to be somewhere around the border line of the Eastern Tang Dynasty, but now that border line has already expanded a lot outward.
In other words, the further back in time goes, the more powerful the monsters and demons become, even though the Tang Dynasty is now developing both science and technology and cultivating immortals, promoting each other and becoming extremely powerful.
However, due to the increasing number of monsters and demons, the expansion of the border was hindered.
However, Wuzhi Mountain is already considered a tourist attraction within the borders of the Eastern Tang Dynasty.
How could the Tang Dynasty officials allow the tigers that Tang Seng and his followers were supposed to encounter at Shuangcha Ridge to exist?
Times have changed. We now use physical methods to eliminate demons. We killed the powerful tiger from Shuangchaling and two little demons in one swoop!
It was very embarrassing for the two mortals that they couldn't log off. After all, with the presence of Sun Wukong, their safety was greatly improved.
If they are really lucky and reach the sacred mountain in the west and achieve perfection in merit, we can't let them, mortals, become Arhat messengers!
So Guanyin directly let Tang Seng go on the journey alone, and then Tang Seng got on the train and set off in a lively manner.
By the way, the Tang Dynasty Emperor Li Shimin also specially gave Tang Seng a new off-road vehicle and some firearms.
It's right inside the train's transport car!
Guns are just minor problems. Guanyin Bodhisattva felt overwhelmed when he thought of the off-road vehicle.
Shouldn't it be a white horse? How can Xiaobailong transform? Will it become a white SUV?
Forget it, let the little white dragon figure it out on his own when the time comes. At worst he can just turn into a white horse.
Anyway, apart from the Tang Dynasty, the world has developed so-called technology and science.
Although other small countries have undergone some changes under the influence of the Tang Dynasty, there are still many places where people ride horses.
Hey! This Journey to the West doesn’t follow the routine at all. It’s not written like this in the plan at all!
It was the same before, the Dragon King of Jinghe River who died because of making a bet and changing the rainfall order of the Heavenly Court.
Also unlike the plan, he did not bet with Yuan Tiangang. The reason was very simple.
Nowadays, mortals can make it rain artificially, but the Dragon King is not very clear about the specific plan of Journey to the West and is just cannon fodder.
But he was very interested in all kinds of novelties in the mortal world and knew that mortals could create artificial rainfall.
The Dragon King was afraid of losing the bet to a mortal and being embarrassed, so he did not bet with Yuan Tiangang.
This is also a troublesome matter. If the Dragon King of the Jing River does not die, how can he scare Li Shimin and how can he obtain official certification of Tang Monk's acquisition of the true scriptures from Lingshan in the West?
Guanyin could only communicate and discuss with the Jinghe Dragon King, who was originally a cannon fodder.
After offering a lot of incense and having him fake his death, things were barely back on track!
Before that, Zhu Bajie was demoted to the mortal world and became a pig, but at that time there were already assembly line farms.
It’s so funny that Zhu Bajie can’t become a spirit!
The anxious Guanyin Bodhisattva hurried to find the King of Hell and had Zhu Bajie reincarnate as a wild boar for the second time.
I spent a lot of money on this!
Damn it, why are they all so eager for incense nowadays!
Alas, I hope there won’t be any more weird things happening later!
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The Five Jiedis, who were slacking off in the sky, kept complaining about their leaders' stinginess.
Li Youqian hid his body and went directly back to the small world, where he observed a moment of silence for the five monks.
Because the Bodhisattva Guanyin, dressed in white and holding a jade bottle, was standing behind the five monks with a cold expression on her face!
After a while, three of the monks discovered Guanyin Bodhisattva and quickly closed their mouths with nervous expressions.
The other two monks didn't take it seriously and said with a smile, "Why are you two silent? It's like that perverted Guanyin dressed as a woman is here!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva is not necessarily female, female is just one of her images.
Many years ago, he called himself Taoist Cihang! It was a man then!
In fact, it is not really a man dressing up as a woman. After all, it is very easy for a god to become a woman. In fact, it is just a woman's body and dress.
The two monks were just complaining about their leader behind his back, but unfortunately they were caught in the act.
The two monks felt the gradually cold low pressure behind them, turned their heads stiffly, their legs went limp, and they began to stutter when they spoke!
But Guanyin ignored the two monks, as the executor and guide of the Journey to the West project.
He is the leader of these five monks and does many things by himself, but they have become the Hercules of Buddhism, so naturally they have their own backers.
I can't kill him, but I still have to punish him.
"100 years of incense and salary as a fine!"
After explaining the punishment, Guanyin turned and flew to the Five Finger Mountain, where Sun Wukong was suppressed for 500 years.
At this moment, if he could just accompany a monk to obtain Buddhist scriptures, he would be free. He would definitely agree with great joy!
The Five Directions Jie Di, who was fined his salary, wanted to die at this time.
They don’t offer incense now, but they were still fined, which means they have to pay to work in the next 100 years!
Ah ah~
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Sun Wukong, who was pressed under the Five Finger Mountain, grinned and drove away the little brats who fed him strange things.
After a short break, Guanyin appeared and said that Tang Seng was going to Mount Lingshan in the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures, and he wanted to protect his safety as a disciple.
Sun Wukong had expected this and just said, "Okay, I agree!" and ended the topic!
There is no way Guanyin Bodhisattva can be defeated this time. The notification was very thorough and Sun Wukong was also very cooperative.
But this calm and plain scene feels weird. Forget it, let’s just sit in the sky and wait for Tang Seng to arrive!
Things are so weird now, he wants to follow the whole process!
In fact, it was originally similar, but it was not tracked throughout the process, so it was not so outrageous.
You know, according to the original destiny of Journey to the West, whenever Sun Wukong encountered problems, he would go to Guanyin Bodhisattva.
One day in heaven is one year on earth. How many years did it take to obtain the scriptures?
Whenever he encounters a problem, he turns to Guanyin Bodhisattva. In fact, it is just like Sun Wukong who turns to Guanyin Bodhisattva for help every day.
She is on call 24 hours a day, and the situation is even more serious now. She needs guidance from heaven at any time!
The train from Chang'an to Wuzhishan is very fast and arrives in just half a day.
Tang Seng, who had just got off the train, was riding an off-road vehicle at a very fast speed on the road.
Then, without saying a word, he went around the Five Finger Mountain and headed to the next place without even looking at Sun Wukong who was under the Five Finger Mountain.
After all, he was driving on the highway, and Wuzhi Mountain is a tourist attraction, so the highway must have been built to bypass Wuzhi Mountain.
Why would he go to tourist attractions when he has nothing to do? He really wants to get some serious work done!
Sun Wukong:.........
Avalokitesvara in the sky:..........
