Chapter 5: Somewhat tasteless
In Tony Stark's sea view villa, Li Youqian was basking in the sun on an extra-large balcony.
It's such a sin. How could someone be so corrupt? It's all Tony Stark's fault. His extravagant lifestyle almost corrupted a sunny and cheerful boy like me.
Li Youqian looked at the things he had obtained by punching in here for the past six days.
[The small world behind, an empty small world, can store items. Just put your hands behind your back to take items out or put items in. ]
[The handkerchief that suffocates the enemy. Just put the handkerchief in front of the enemy's mouth to cause suffocation. (Conceptual skill, regardless of whether the enemy's mouth, nose, and breathing area are covered tightly, as long as it is placed in front, it will cause suffocation!)]
[If you turn the pistol upside down, the first bullet will be fired from the muzzle. The second bullet will be fired from the back of the muzzle after the muzzle is turned around. The direction will be reversed each time the bullet is fired, and so on.]
[A cup that can never hold water]
【A large pack of tissues】
Li Youqian scratched his head. What can I say? Except for the first one which is somewhat useful, the rest are a bit useless.
Is the handkerchief that smothers Shadow Tyrant so powerful? It's actually a conceptual skill. Oh my god, it's a bit abstract.
At this time, the sound of high heels came from behind Li Youqian. It was Pepper Potts, the wife of Iron Man, Pepper Potts.
He walked over with an unhappy look on his face, looked at Li Youqian who was in a mess on the balcony, and covered his forehead helplessly.
It's troublesome enough that my boss is a playboy, and now there's another bad colleague.
Originally, Happy, Tony's fat bodyguard, heard that Tony had found a new guy to be responsible for his safety. He thought it was great and that he was not doing a good job and would be fired.
As a result, in the past few days, it has been fully demonstrated that this guy named Li Youqian is just Tony's bad friend, who is idle all day and doesn't care about anything. He is simply called a scab.
"Li Youqian, you accompanied Tony on a business trip this afternoon. Happy asked for leave and went back to his hometown. Don't resist. Resistance is useless. You didn't do anything in the past six days. If you continue like this,
I'm going to make Tony fire you!"
"Not really, not really. Li Youqian actually has some amazing abilities, but you just haven't discovered them yet!"
At this time, Tony, in disheveled clothes, ran out from some room in his huge villa and winked at Li Youqian.
Judging from his disheveled appearance, it was obvious that he had been hanging out somewhere yesterday.
But it's good like this. Li Youqian lives in this sea view room by himself, without paying any money, and he gets to eat, drink and live with others for free. The only bad thing is that the Marvel plot hasn't started yet.
I don’t know what to do every day, it’s so boring!
Li Youqian nodded and said, "Okay, okay, I'll go with Tony."
After Li Youqian agreed, he continued to lie there, and the feeling of a lazy guy filled the whole place.
Pepper Potts ran out angrily, as if she didn't want to see her playboy boss and her bad colleagues.
Tony looked at the slacking Li Youqian and came over with a smile, "How is it? My alien subordinate, you are just getting paid every day, and even Pepper can't stand it,
How about this, you give me some blood, and I'll do some research. It will count as your participation in the work, and you can give an explanation to Little Pepper!"
Tony is now certain that Li Youqian is an alien. There is no trace of him living on Earth, as if he appeared suddenly.
Moreover, his body was extremely strange. Jarvis paid attention to every place he had been in for so many days, and there was no body tissue or dandruff.
He is definitely not a normal person. As for those with super powers living on Earth, even if they have super powers, it is impossible for them to have no trace of life at all.
Li Youqian crossed his arms and said, "Thank you, but I refuse. Don't worry, after a while, Xiao La Jiao and you won't think that I only know how to play badly!"
Li Youqian was thinking, when will the plot of Iron Man 1 begin?
When the time comes, I will save Tony directly. I will be grateful for this life-saving favor for the rest of my life!
Jie Jie Jie!
Tony shuddered when he saw Li Youqian smiling strangely.
What kind of good person laughs like that?
......
In an armored vehicle, Li Youqian looked at the desert outside and Tony who was holding a wine glass and wearing sunglasses, and felt that this scene was somewhat familiar.
Coupled with the missile launch experiment just now, it becomes even more familiar.
Although I was daydreaming and fishing just now, this scene is really too familiar.
Li Youqian subconsciously asked: "Tony, what are you doing here?"
Tony was speechless and said that he was not slacking off. After all this time, are you sleepwalking?
"I showed the military my newly developed missile system and now I'm returning to base. Man, if you do this again, I'll dock your salary. It's too obvious that you're slacking off."
Li Youqian looked around and thought, that’s not right, I remember there was an M army soldier sitting next to Tony Stark in the movie.
I also asked him for an autograph and took a photo with him. Oh, by the way, now I’m sitting next to him!
Li Youqian suddenly realized what was going on, and the next second there was a loud bang and a burst of artillery fire.
"Damn it! I'm not ready yet. This is unethical!"
In the chaos, Li Youqian was blown far away by artillery fire, but fortunately he survived.
Li Youqian almost laughed out loud when he saw Tony, who was in a very miserable state and hiding behind a big rock.
Li Youqian ran in an S shape and behind the big rock. He had no choice. Although he couldn't be killed, he was afraid of the pain.
Running behind a big rock, Li Youqian heard the sound of the fire and said loudly: "Tony, I saved your life this time. Is it okay for me to retire in your company?"
Tony quickly replied: "OK, if you can bring me back to the base alive this time, don't even bother slacking off. You can even skip work and I'll still pay you!"
"Let's do it! My family!" Li Youqian felt instantly filled with strength.
He put his hand behind his butt and pulled out a pistol. Li Youqian stood up and fired with great force.
But under the fire suppression of the terrorists on the opposite side, it seemed a little weak.
The terrorist on the other side even shouted loudly: "Hahahaha, someone actually shot us with a small pistol, I am dying of laughter, do you think you are playing games at home?"
"Girl, go home and take care of your kids!"
Li Youqian smiled and said, "What's wrong with a pistol?" Li Youqian said, "Today I will use a pistol to show you what fire suppression is."
Then the scene in the next second made Tony standing by stunned.
Li Youqian kept taking out a pistol from behind his butt, put it in the air and fired it, and then he ignored them.
These pistols seemed to be controlled by an invisible force, firing on their own, and seemingly with unlimited ammunition.
And the more Tony looked at these pistols, the more familiar they looked. Aren’t these the guns he collected at home?
That golden Desert Eagle further proves this point. Damn, it’s my own collection. I didn’t remember these guns having unlimited ammunition!
Li Youqian said that under the influence of my thinking power, guns do not need to be loaded with ammunition. Isn't this a very normal thing?
