Chapter 10: Buddha Does Not Save Stupid Asses
He dodged and avoided most of the monks along the way.
If you can't avoid it, you have to resort to the trick of pretending to be crazy and stupid and successfully deceive them.
Finally he successfully found his way to a quiet courtyard with a fence at the door with a sign saying "No Visitors Allowed" on it.
There must be something fishy here!
Li Jin climbed over the railing and, with two kicks, leaped onto the low wall of the temple.
In the middle of this small courtyard, there was a large three-legged tripod that was more than one person tall. I didn’t know what material it was made of.
Directly below the cauldron, there are traces of splicing of stones on the ground.
"Grandpa could have easily cracked this kind of low-level trick!" Li Jin jumped down.
He came to the big tripod, grabbed one of the tripod ears and started pulling it hard in a clockwise direction.
"Open it for Daddy!"
He used all his strength to make the cauldron start spinning.
crunch.
The sound of stones rubbing against each other was heard, and after the cauldron rotated half a circle, the ground actually cracked in all directions.
A pool of milky white spring water appeared underground where the big cauldron was just now.
The water vapor that drifts out has a hint of fragrance.
After Li Jin inhaled it, he felt his whole body clear.
"Wow, this thing actually has the effect of cleansing the marrow and strengthening the bones! Is this really something that can be found on Blue Planet?"
"Or is it that Blue Star was not as simple as it seemed in the past?"
Various speculations flashed through Li Jin's mind, but he didn't think about them too much.
Pfft!
He dived into the spiritual spring.
Phew! Cool!
It felt bone-chilling when it first entered, and Li Jin couldn't help but shiver, but then the feeling changed.
He just felt his whole body starting to feel hot, even hotter than after taking those medicines!
After a while, he clearly felt the numbness coming from his body.
He even felt a slight tingling pain, and he knew that it was his bones and tendons being nourished by the spiritual spring.
This spiritual spring actually has the effect of cleansing the bones and marrow!
"It feels so good! I feel like I'm floating in the air!"
Suddenly, Li Jin even felt that there was a pair of eyes staring at him in the dark, looking straight into his soul!
After realizing it, Li Jin was shocked and didn't know why he had such a feeling.
He shook his head and calmly absorbed the essence of the spiritual spring.
At a speed visible to the naked eye, the spiritual spring began to become clear.
The scorching sun shone down from the sky, and Li Jin saw the bottom of the spring reflecting the light.
He dived down and sank to the bottom.
He reached out to touch the reflective object, and without even figuring out what it was, he just picked it up.
After jumping out of the water, he looked back and found that the spiritual spring had turned into a clear spring, and all the spiritual substances in it had been absorbed by him.
Li Jin felt the power coming from his body, and he was afraid that he was now the legendary man with strength as strong as an ox!
After trying it, I found that the big tripod that required all my strength to push just now could now be pushed easily with just one hand.
It's so terrifying that it washes away your bones and marrow!
The sound of stones rubbing against each other was heard again, and the cauldron returned to its original position.
Apart from the wet footprints left by Li Jin, there was no sign that anyone had been there.
Under the scorching sun, the footprints quickly evaporated.
After walking around a few twists and turns, we arrived at the gate of Yingxian Temple, where Yan Wuhuan had been waiting for a while.
If Li Jin doesn't come out, she will post a missing person notice in the temple.
"Go, go, go! Go!" Li Jin quickened his pace, holding Yan Wuhuan's hand and walked out.
The young monk looked at his rather disheveled figure, confused.
After getting in the car, Li Jin asked Yan Wuhuan to drive away from Xiaosong Mountain quickly.
"Why do we act like thieves? We haven't done anything wrong. Wait...what's that nice smell? Did you steal incense from the temple?" Yan Wuhuan was wondering, but suddenly he smelled a fragrance.
"How can a gentleman's behavior be called stealing? I am doing this to uphold justice and teach a lesson to those bald donkeys who only know how to eat meat and drink!" Li Jin sat upright in the co-pilot seat with a righteous look on his face.
"Pfft, how can I be as bad as you say?" Yan Wuhuan was amused by him.
Li Jin shook his head and said, "Sister, this world is huge, there are many things you cannot grasp, and there is still a long way to go. Ask less, talk less, watch more, and learn more!"
"You..." Yan Wuhuan was angry, but then he thought again that he was just here to work and should not mix in personal emotions.
After the red BMW drove away, screams were heard from Yingxian Temple.
"Ah! You damn treasure thief! Damn it! You gave birth to a son without an asshole! I curse all your ancestors!"
An abbot in his fifties was standing next to the big cauldron, looking at the spiritual spring that was as clear as water. He was so angry that he broke the Buddhist precepts and talked about the quintessence of Chinese culture. It seemed that he surfed the Internet a lot!
Normally, when the young monk asked him about it, he would always say with a profound look, "Live in the DJ temple and recite the Cyber Sutra!"
He really couldn't hold on any longer at this moment. His own house had been ransacked, and he was still reciting Buddhist scriptures to pray.
Buddha does not save idiots!
"Check it for me! Who stole my treasure?" The abbot was furious and slapped the cauldron away.
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After returning to the villa, Li Jin made Yan Wuhuan sweat profusely.
"Yes, yes, yes! Here here, there there."
"Ouch, be gentle!"
"Don't break my blue and white porcelain vase! If you want to sweep the floor, you have to sweep it carefully. Don't you say you can do anything?"
"After I finish cleaning, I'll go make dinner!"
Li Jin ordered Yan Wuhuan to start cleaning, actually to find something for her to do and prevent her from staying with him.
He now wants to study the mysterious object he found at the bottom of the Lingquan Pool.
Bang! The door closed and the pants were taken off!
Jingle Bell!
A thumb-sized bottle fell out.
Li Jin didn't even know that what he brought back was such a thing. He was only focused on picking peaches and didn't care whether it had hair or not.
At this time he picked up the bottle and looked at it carefully.
The bottle is milky white with some strange patterns on it, like a halo caused by a meteor passing through the clouds. It looks pretty nice!
The bottleneck is black, and the mouth of the bottle is dotted with stars. Looking from above, it is like gazing at a black hole in the starry sky, deep and charming.
"Such a small thing can actually form a spiritual spring with such a special effect! What kind of treasure is this?" Li Jin couldn't help but guess the origin of the bottle.
"Eh? My fellow disciples, do you think that if I throw this bottle into the water, it will form a spiritual spring?"
Thinking of this, Li Jin simply put a basin of water and threw the bottle in.
As he watched, a milky white bubble slowly emerged from the bottle's mouth.
The strange thing is that the bubbles did not float to the surface, but continued to swim in the water.
Wave!
The bubbles exploded, dyeing the surrounding water milky white.
It even becomes a little sticky because there is less water in the basin.
Li Jin quickly fished the bottle out of the water and tried it out.
It seems that this bottle will release spiritual substances when it comes into contact with water.
"Find someone to test it?"
Li Jin filled a small white wine glass with some spiritual liquid and walked out the door.
"Ms. Yan, you must be tired from cleaning! Come and try my secret refreshing liquid!"
Yan Wuhuan: ????
