Chapter 203 Myoboku Mountain
The passionate speech was interrupted by a loud "Ah!" The Third Hokage was so angry. He was speaking so excitedly. Who is it! Who is it!
Looking down, it was Jiraiya. His anger subsided a little. After all, he was his disciple, so he gave him a lighter sentence.
After taking one more look, he basically understood what had happened: it turned out that the poor disciple found out that the goddess he had been secretly in love with for more than ten years was seduced by an unknown boy. No wonder he lost his composure. Forget it, forget it. As a master, it is not easy for you, a silly boy, so I will just forgive you this time.
Sarutobi Hiruzen coughed lightly and continued his "vivid" speech.
The perspective returns to the scene of the incident.
Jiraiya took his standard posture, with his legs spread apart, his eyes wide open like frogs, his mouth wide open like a frog's mouth, one hand on his waist, and the other pointing at a certain couple.
After uttering that wailing cry, Jiraiya remained motionless like this. It was obvious that he could not accept this heavy blow and was petrified.
"Click, click, click",
Akimichi Genbu, Orochimaru, and Hatake Sakumo, three unscrupulous and black-hearted men, kept taking pictures with their cameras. Congratulations to one of the three ninjas of Konoha, the mad ghost of the ninja world, the Toad Sage Jiraiya, for getting his nth piece of black material, the kind with photo evidence.
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At three o'clock in the afternoon, the commendation meeting, which lasted nearly six hours, came to a successful conclusion.
Xuanwu received a hero certificate and a bonus of 10 million, which was not satisfactory. It felt that his reward was totally inconsistent with his merits.
The rewards of the three ninjas were much richer than his. Their hero certificates were made of jade, diamond, and gold, unlike his, which was just a bronze medal.
The prize money was also shockingly high, 200 million, 100 million, 100 million,
In addition to cash rewards, they can also choose a ninjutsu that suits them from the Sealed Book.
More importantly, each of them was assigned a direct Anbu, and the personnel were recruited entirely by the three of them themselves without the need for Sarutobi Hiruzen's consent. Orochimaru got eight places, and Jiraiya and Tsunade got four.
Sarutobi Hiruzen, this old bastard, is so biased!!!
But what can be done? He is the Hokage, and a Hokage in his prime.
In fact, this time Xuanwu really misunderstood the Third Hokage. The reason why his substantial reward became a mere 10 million taels of bonus was entirely the work of a certain daimyo's wife who had endocrine disorders due to the disharmony in her marital life and was tasteless and stingy.
Qianshou Xiancao said: It's me, it's me, how can I take advantage of my mother so easily! Moreover, I was only responsible for supplying fire but not for extinguishing it, which is an even greater crime, no, it is a thousand times greater!
The meeting ended and everyone left.
Looking at Jiraiya's desolate back as he left alone, Xuanwu felt a little ashamed, "Otherwise, let's go and comfort him."
Tsunade rolled her eyes at him and said unhappily, "How could you think of holding my hand to persuade him? Don't worry, Orochimaru will go find him."
Xuanwu scratched his head and said, "That's right, but I still feel like I should do something."
Tsunade said helplessly, "What else can we do? We can't find him a partner. He's such a lecher. No good girl would like him."
A word of advice awakened Xuanwu, who vaguely remembered the unknown and wonderful thing that happened between Jiraiya and a ninja village populated only by women when he was traveling in the ninja world after the end of World War II.
Maybe, it really is possible.
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After the commendation ceremony, the daimyo and his wife stayed for only one day before setting off to return to the palace. As the leader of the Fire Nation, Jintoku was still very busy, and it was not easy for him to spare so many days for this trip.
Before leaving, Senju Senso and Tsunade reminded her many times to visit her often and bring as many people as possible, as she likes the hustle and bustle.
After giving the instructions, she couldn't help but walk up to Xuanwu, and under the pretext of warning her future son-in-law on behalf of her cousin, she gave Xuanwu a lecture, and then she got into the car reluctantly. As for what she was thinking in her heart, only she knew.
After seeing off Aunt Tsunade, Xuanwu was completely free and he finally had time to go to Myoboku Mountain.
Magic! Magic! The magic he had always dreamed of!
A few days later, after arranging everything, he bit his finger and made seals with both hands.
"Ninjutsu, the art of summoning spirits",
The green toad that appeared in Ghost Lantern City before made a brilliant appearance again.
She blew out a puff of smoke and said delicately, "Brother Xuanwu, you haven't called me for a long time. I thought you didn't want me anymore."
Xuanwu thought to himself, when will I ever defeat you?
"Ahaha, how could that be? Zhen is the most beautiful. I called you here this time because I want you to use the reverse summoning technique to summon me to Myoboku Mountain. Please do me a favor."
"Okay, okay, my brother's business is my business. I'm leaving first. See you later."
After saying this, Gamazhen lifted the summoning technique on his own and returned to Mount Myoboku.
The next second, Xuanwu also turned into a cloud of smoke and disappeared.
Miaomu Mountain, with its green mountains and clear waters, is a paradise on earth called Toad Village.
Unlike the eerie Ryuchi Cave and the dampness of the Wet Bone Forest, Myoboku Mountain is not only suitable for toads to live in, but also for humans to live comfortably. This is why Xuanwu wants to practice immortal arts in Myoboku Mountain first.
"Little brother, I'm awesome."
This bastard is always a slut wherever he goes.
Xuanwu smiled and handed over two boxes of cigarettes, "Ah Zhen is the best, these are special cigarettes from Daming, they are said to taste good, take them back and try them."
He took advantage of the daimyo's stay in Konoha to establish a relationship with a retainer named Kogoro, and asked him to get this special supply of cigarettes, which is known as the king of cigarettes, just to make a shameless toad give in.
What made Xuanwu speechless was that this matter was known to Thousand-Handed Immortal Grass for some reason, and then, the price of cigarettes that was originally agreed to be 50 taels per pack suddenly increased to one million taels. In the end, his reward of million taels was only exchanged for ten packs of cigarettes. It was really out of line.
For some reason, ever since that incident, whenever Thousand Hands Immortal Grass was able to trick Xuanwu, she would become extremely excited whenever she thought about it afterwards, as if she had reached the clouds in an instant. She would feel an inexplicable sense of relief, her body would tremble involuntarily, and her lower body would become strange.
This was the case for most of the bonus she embezzled from Xuanwu, and also for the money she got from Xuanwu to buy cigarettes. The great sense of satisfaction made her unable to stop.
If Tsunade knew, she would tell her good aunt that this feeling is something your husband can never give you. What she is obsessed with every day is called...
When Toad Jane saw the cigarette, her saliva began to flow. She took it and kissed it non-stop. This was a special cigarette. She had only heard of it before but had never seen it.
"Brother is still the best. Jiraiya just knows how to abuse me and has no mercy on me at all. See you later."
After saying this, she skipped away, apparently hiding away to try something new.
Xuanwu's forehead was filled with black lines. Uh, this 'ruin' should mean to order someone around, probably.
