Chapter 259 The Grievous Little Grass

It wasn't until the sun rose that the palace finally quieted down.

Xuanwu, who had not slept all night, yawned while eating the breakfast left for him by two maids.

Why isn’t the Thousand-Handed Immortal Grass here?

That poor bitch has already gone to work, and various meetings with her are scheduled for today.

Where is Minato?

Of course, I went to be a guard!

As the eldest brother, does he have to do this kind of thing himself?

Just as Xuanwu was eating his meal, a small black snake crawled onto the table.

Xuanwu touched its snake head and said, "How is it, have you found out?"

Last night, a total of ten groups of assassins attacked the bedroom of Thousand-Handed Immortal Grass. In each group, Xuanwu left a few survivors and asked the big snake to take them to Longdi Cave to be interrogated by Tuanjinji, one of the three guardians under the White Snake Immortal, the one who almost became his wife.

The little black snake nodded and spit out a scroll from its mouth.

When Xuanwu opened the scroll, he was shocked.

The scroll is about half a meter long, of which 40 centimeters are the complaints of Tujinji and Xuanwu, such as how dare you order her around, go to hell, want wine and cigarettes, and the prisoner will not be returned.

Xuanwu ignored the first 99 percent of the content and jumped directly to the end, and finally found the information he wanted.

"Oh~, these beasts in human form who appear to be obedient on the surface are really amazing. They actually did so many tricks behind the scenes. They even sent people to contact the Daimyo of Wind Country and Daimyo of Earth Country, trying to use their power to get rid of the fairy grass."

Xuanwu looked at the information and fell into deep thought: It is not realistic to kill all the officials who pretended to surrender now. There would be almost no one in the court, and the country would definitely fall into a short-term paralysis. It would take at least four or five days for the new twelve guardian ninjas sent by Sarutobi Hiruzen and a group of officials from Konoha civilians to arrive here. Even if they come, it will take some time for these people to adapt. During this period, Xiancao has no one available at all, and it will be difficult to do anything. She can only bear the grievance again.

"Whoo~"

Xuanwu let out a long sigh, "It looks like I'll be exhausted for a few more days."

...

At night, exhausted both physically and mentally, Senju Senso came back and angrily looked for people everywhere. After searching in vain, he covered himself with the quilt. No matter how Shirley and Nao, who were carrying food, tried to persuade him, it was useless.

"Miss, please just have a bite. Apart from the bowl of porridge you had this morning, you haven't eaten a single bite of rice yet."

"Yes, Miss, eating is the most important thing in the world. You told us that."

Xiancao, who was covered in the quilt, cried out in grievance, "Go away, all of you, go away. That unfaithful man pushed me to the position of a great official for no reason. He said he would take care of everything, but he disappeared the next day, leaving me to be bullied by those officials who secretly disobeyed his orders. Woo woo woo.

I didn't want to be a daimyo in the first place, but I did it anyway just for that enemy, wuwuwu. But he hasn't been seen since then and he doesn't even know how to help me, wuwuwu.

My life is so miserable, no one loves me, wuwuwu, I want to go back to Konoha, I want to go home, wuwuwu."

This guy, our Wencheng Daming, started crying while talking about his crying. It was so heartbreaking to the listeners and shed tears to the eyes of the audience. If you didn't know him, you would think he just stopped recognizing you after putting on his pants.

The two maids looked at each other, and there was nothing they could do.

At this moment, the unfaithful man mentioned by Thousand-Handed Immortal Grass appeared in the inner room with a huge food box in each hand.

When Shirley and Nao saw this, they were about to say something but were stopped by Xuanwu. He waved his hand, and the two maids politely bowed and left the inner room.

But Senju Senso didn't know that, and he was still cursing in his quilt, "Humph, he is definitely avoiding me on purpose, absolutely, this damn bastard, I curse him to have no toilet paper when he goes to the toilet, no fork when he eats instant noodles, and his date with Tsunade will always be ruined!"

Xuanwu, who was taking food out of the lunch box, thought it was okay at first, but when he heard the fairy grass cursing him and Tsunade, he couldn't stand it anymore, "Um, auntie, there's no need to curse so harshly."

The curse stopped abruptly, and the people in the bed were panicking: What's going on? Was that Xuanwu? When did he come? I, I went, why is he here? At this time!

The young woman went crazy again. Although she cursed fiercely just now, she actually didn't want to be alone with Xuanwu. As for the reason, of course it was because Xuanwu heard something he shouldn't have heard!

Until Xuanwu put all the dishes on the dining table, the bulge on the soft big bed did not move, obviously intending to pretend to be dead to the end.

Xuanwu went to the bed and picked up the person and the quilt.

"Ah, Xuanwu Jun, what are you doing, put me down!"

Now the Thousand-Handed Immortal Grass lost its composure and struggled hard in Xuanwu's arms, but its body was too weak and it could not put up any effective resistance.

Xuanwu put her on the chair and peeled off the quilt like peeling bamboo shoots, revealing the little head of Thousand-Handed Immortal Grass and her disheveled hair. She was crying with tears in her eyes and her hair was covered with mess. She didn't have the temperament of a charming little fairy at all. She looked more like a ghost.

Xiancao lowered her head with tears in her eyes and said nothing, just like a bullied young wife who dared to be angry but not to speak.

Xuanwu couldn't help but find it a little funny. Wasn't it just that the little things she did in bed with her ex-husband were heard by someone? Wasn't it that her thoughts about her niece's boyfriend were known by the person involved? Wasn't it that her complaints like a shrew were heard by the person she was complaining about?

What's the big deal? It's not a big deal.

Xuanwu walked over and pinched Senju Xiancao's nose with a tissue. His chakra moved slightly, and all the snot was pulled out. After throwing away the paper ball in disgust, he brought a basin of water over and washed her face and hands. He then walked behind her, combed her messy hair into a bun, and pinned it with the topaz hairpin he had given her.

After finishing all this, Xuanwu sat down opposite Xiancao again, picked up the chopsticks and bowl and said, "Auntie, can we eat first? I made all this for you myself."

Xiancao, who had been toyed with by Xuanwu for a long time and had a blank expression and said nothing the whole time, was actually very happy in her heart: Oh my god, Xuanwu actually helped me blow my nose, washed my face, and even combed my hair! He wouldn't like me too! Shame on me!!!

After looking at the table full of dishes that were all his favorites, Qianshou Xiancao's self-PUA reached its peak: Xuanwu Jun must like me, otherwise how could he know my preferences so well? What should I do if he asks me to sleep with him later? Should I agree?

Seeing that the soul of the fairy grass was wandering in the sky, Xuanwu could only raise his voice and shout: "Auntie, eat quickly, or it will get cold!"

His shouting brought Xiancao, who was immersed in her own world and had even thought of a name for her and Xuanwu's child, back to the real world. After waking up, Xiaocaocao decided to go all out and do whatever she wanted. "I know, humph, eat it if you want, who's afraid of who."

Thousand-Handed Immortal Grass snatched the chopsticks and bowl from Xuanwu's hand and started eating by herself. She hadn't eaten much all day and came back crying and making a fuss. She must have been starving.