Chapter 61 Akainu is seriously injured

"Lao Deng! You are absolutely sick! You are crying beside someone else's bed late at night, and you dare not admit it!"

"I admit it, sir! I was just worried that you might get drunk and get into trouble, so I wanted to fulfill my duty as a ship's doctor!"

"Stop talking nonsense! You are sick! The doctor doesn't treat himself so you are sick!!!"

"I'm not! You are the one who is sick! As a doctor, I declare that you are sick!!"

Ryan stopped Kuro, and Er looked at old man Hua Si, and the two started to curse at each other from a distance.

The scolding lasted for about thirty minutes, and the words in between fully displayed the various organs of the human body and all the females in the family.

I won’t go into detail here, but to sum it up in one sentence, the toilet is cleaner than both of them.

In the end, when the old man's words were not sufficient, Kuro seized the opportunity and defeated his opponent with a set of matrilineal genealogical greetings.

After the match, Kuro said that if he wasn't afraid that the old man would be angry to death and he would be branded as the murderer of the ship's doctor, he would be confident that he could end the fight in three minutes.

"Hey, it's good to go to such a friendly match early. Paul, please give me an omelette sandwich and a glass of orange juice, thank you."

"Yes Captain, I'll be there in a moment."

Paul heard the captain's order and hurried to the kitchen to prepare it.

"Hmph, old man, I advise you not to enter my captain's room next time. Otherwise, you may go in vertically and come out horizontally."

"Humph, next time even if you invite me, I won't go."

"It's the best."

"Humph."

Soon Paul came out of the kitchen with a tray of food.

"Captain, this is the fried egg sandwich you requested. I also added bacon. This is the orange juice you requested. Please enjoy it slowly."

"Thank you, Paul, for cooking with such care every time. Every dish has the taste of love."

"No way, Captain, you are exaggerating, hahahaha"

Paul was still so weak when he heard Craw's praise that he twisted his body and ran away.

Kuro ate his breakfast and looked at the sea.

"Why didn't the news bird come today? I wanted to know what's going on on Zizia Island."

Kuro suddenly remembered the battle on Qiqia Island, and he didn't know which of the three emperors won.

"And where's my devil fruit? It wouldn't have been hacked by the courier, right? If that's the case, I'll kill him even if I have to beat Marijoa."

Just when Kuro finished his breakfast and sat in a chair, bored and dazed.

The news bird flew over.

"Oh? Why are you here just now? You are late today."

Newsbird heard Kuro's words and took out a writing board from the bag behind him.

"Today's news is quite important, so it has just been printed."

After the news bird finished writing, he showed it to Kuro.

"Oh, so that's how it is. Then give me a copy so I can see how serious it is."

Kuro said, pulling out a five-hundred-Beli coin and tossing it to Newsbird.

The newsbird caught it with its wings and looked at it.

"This is a big news, so the price has gone up. Now it's one thousand Baileys a copy."

After writing it, I showed it to Kuro.

"Are you sure you're not raising the price? Did you see that I was curious, so you doubled the price?"

Kuro looked at the news bird with suspicious eyes.

"Quack! Quack! Quack!"

"If you don't understand, write it down!"

Hearing what Kuro said, the news bird screamed angrily.

“Journalists do not aim to sell news, but only to let people see the truth of things.”

The newsbird wrote and called, then showed it to Kuro.

Kuro was immediately in awe when he saw this.

"I don't believe a word you say, but I would believe you if you didn't want money."

After Kuro finished speaking, the news bird was so angry that it was about to fly away.

Kuro quickly stopped it.

Then he took out a five-hundred-Bailey coin and handed it to it.

The Newsbird angrily put the money into the purse on his chest, then took out a newspaper, threw it to Kuro and flew away, chirping as he flew.

"Captain, although I don't understand bird language, I think he must be cursing."

Ah Er said from the side.

"It doesn't matter. I don't understand him anyway. No matter how dirty he curses, I won't feel insulted at all."

Kuro just gave up.

"Okay, let me see what the breaking news is, and then you can charge me an extra 500 Baileys."

Kuro said as he sat back down on the chair and opened the newspaper.

The first page of the newspaper stated that the gathering of the three emperors on Qiqiya Island was actually a trap.

Kuro looked down and saw that the battle between the two emperors was actually a bait to catch the fish of Admiral Akainu, and Akainu really took the bait.

Then Big Mom attacked, the Three Emperors surrounded the admiral, and Akainu was seriously injured. Fortunately, Kizaru arrived in time and fought to snatch Akainu back from the Three Emperors.

Then Zhan Guo and Kuzan arrived, and the two sides had a 3v3 man-to-man battle. In the end, no one gained the upper hand, and both sides retreated.

"Huh, I didn't expect Big Mom to come, but I knew that with Whitebeard and Kaido's temper, they would never let Akainu just be a spectator."

"Haha, a world where Akainu was the only one injured has been achieved. But this guy is really lucky. Even when surrounded by the Three Emperors, he was only seriously injured and did not die."

"Besides being unlucky, what else could it be? The script doesn't allow Akainu to die? So he can't die? Hahaha, I don't understand."

Then the second chapter opens, a toxic gas leak occurs in Punk Hazard! All residents on the island died, and the navy announces a blockade of the entire island.

Seeing this news, Kuro's pupils contracted. Damn it, why did it leak out at this time instead of earlier or later!

Even though he knew that it was the idiot Caesar who caused the Punk Hazard gas leak due to an experimental error two years before Luffy set sail, there had been no reports of the accident.

Kuro forgot about this matter and didn't care about it. Unexpectedly, when the Five Elders agreed to give him the artificial fruit, he leaked it.

Caesar, you'd better make sure that fruit isn't eaten by anyone else, otherwise the first thing I'll do when I get to the island is to kill you.

Even if Doflamingo stops me, I will kill you.

Even Kaido can’t save you, I said!

Kuro angrily punched the table in front of him and broke it.

"The captain is drunk again."

"Ok?"

"It's okay, it's okay. I said I drank too much."

Seeing Kuro smash the table, Er's muttering was heard by Kuro, and he immediately changed the subject with an overflowing desire to survive.

Kuro didn't have time to pay attention to him now. His mind was full of questions: where is this fruit now? Will it be eaten by someone else?

At this moment, a Den Den Mushi in Kuro's pocket rang.

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