Chapter 532: Just a wave of your hand can easily save the world

"The second grave-top singing and dancing competition in the Ninja World..."

"Now... begin."

On the stage, the Sandaime Hokage looked as if he had eaten shit, and he shouted out the lines that Naruto taught him very reluctantly.

He was so numb.

Just fuck that yellow-haired kid's singing and dancing competition at the grave.

But why do you have to ask me to host it?

As the organizer of the first graveside song and dance party, the third generation was quite resistant to it.

Life and death are obviously very serious matters, but now Naruto has made them extremely abstract.

Not only the Third Hokage was present at the scene, but several other Hokage were also brought to the scene.

Even his dearest father Naruto was not spared.

In addition to the six Hokage present at the scene, the remaining are the two main characters of today.

Two saviors of the ninja world who have mastered the art of Super Outer Path Reincarnation.

"Naruto, this kid is really messing around."

The third generation raised his hand to wipe his mouth, and then put the blood pressure-lowering medicine prepared in advance into his mouth.

If you don't eat...

He was really afraid that after this crappy singing and dancing competition was over, there would be another singing and dancing competition at the grave of the Third Hokage.

"Eh."

"Monkey, don't tell me that Huangmao's idea is good to me."

Tobirama put his hand on the Sandai's shoulder, but he was repeating the lyrics in his mind.

This is the first time in the ninja world that I sing in such a grand occasion...

That was something Tobirama didn't even dare to think about.

At least.

He is not as shameless as his elder brother.

"Yes."

"Monkey, I don't think there's anything wrong with that."

Hashirama grinned and motioned for everyone to look down at the stage.

Under the stage, there was a grand banquet, and the crowds were so dense that you couldn't see the end of it.

The followers of the Mechanicus walked among the guests, holding plates in their hands.

Naruto gave his beloved subordinates, the Fourth Calamity, a day off out of consideration for them.

In short.

Now everyone has a happy smile on his face, without any sadness for their deceased loved ones.

If only it were resurrection.

There was no way the villagers could be that happy.

after all.

If Huangmao resurrects their relatives, they will most likely have to go through terrible torture again in the near future.

But this time the resurrection ceremony is different!

Yesterday, the Ninja League informed everyone that the red-haired monster in the Pure Land had been completely resolved.

This means that the savior Nagato-sama can save everyone from danger as he did in the past.

Not to mention that Uchiha Madara is the new savior.

they!

Will save everyone!

"Great."

"Without the red-haired monster, no one will have to worry anymore."

"I just wonder if my father has become the god of death in the Pure Land..."

"Hey, you're saying something like that."

"The Ninja League said yesterday that it was already working on resolving the surface block rain."

"It won't be long before we can return to life on the surface again!"

"Those dungeons and monsters, just get out of everyone's lives right now!"

While discussing how their deceased relatives were doing in the Pure Land, everyone raised their glasses and imagined a bright future.

At this moment, everyone feels that there is hope for the future.

of course.

The ones who gave everyone confidence were Lady Uzumaki Kushina and Lord Fugaku who were sitting in the front row.

And, the Fourth Hokage Minato Namikaze on the stage.

"Third generation..."

"Calm down, Naruto... maybe he just wants to celebrate."

Minato gritted his teeth and comforted the Sandai.

He also felt that what Naruto did was really too much.

If Kushina hadn't grabbed his ear, he really didn't want to attend the graveyard singing and dancing competition.

besides.......

When you Hokage call Huang Mao, can you please consider my feelings a little bit...

"Minato-sensei."

"Don't take it too seriously. The name Yellow Hair is unique to Naruto."

Kakashi kept his eyes closed. He was completely used to what Naruto did.

To the point that he felt that Naruto had even restrained himself a lot this time.

after all.......

This time, the singing and dancing competition lacks the singing and dancing segment of the singing girls.

At most, they, the Hokage, would go on stage and follow the procedure according to Naruto's method.

Tsunade's mentality was similar to Kakashi's. She didn't complain too much about the yellow-haired man's behavior and only complained a few words at most.

Over the years...

She's used to it anyway.

Naruto sat at the first table in the audience, with Sasuke and Hinata sitting on his left and right respectively. Next to them sat his father-in-law, mother and Jiraiya.

Of course, there are also Sasuke's parents, Sakura, and Karin.

"Look."

"I said that the third generation grandfather would like this."

"Life always has to have some sense of ritual."

Sasuke rolled his eyes and really wanted to slap his good brother in the face in public.

If the yellow-haired guy hadn't cast threatening glances at him from time to time, he might have exposed the boy long ago.

As for the older generation of ninjas, especially Fugaku and Hiashi, their expressions were almost twisted into a chrysanthemum.

They were thinking...

No matter how you look at the Sandai's expression, it doesn't look like he likes it.

"That is!"

"My son's reputation has spread to the Pure Land!"

Kushina threw her head back and laughed, her tone of voice filled with pride.

The name that she and Minato heard the dead talk about most in the Pure Land was their son.

Kushina wanted to step forward several times to ask her son what earth-shattering thing he had done, but every time she stepped forward she was either stopped by Minato or other subordinates.

However, Kushina felt that her son's name would be well known to the undead of the entire Pure Land and the current ninja world.

I think he did something really remarkable.

This child......

You really deserve to be my mother’s child!

Besides, today's grand resurrection ceremony will resurrect countless dead people.

Among them are not only those who died in recent years, but also those who died in war and chaos in the past.

simply put.

Her son's actions today were intended to clear out the souls of the entire Pure Land and restore peace and tranquility to the world.

What Naruto has done is something that no previous Hokage has been able to accomplish!

How could she not be proud of being the mother of her child?

"Pity......."

"Naruto, I think this is not as good as the first class I organized."

“There’s no show at all.”

Jiraiya held the wine glass, recalling the beautiful girls who had performed in the past, and felt extremely regretful.

Hearing Jiraiya's words, Naruto's expression instantly became serious, and he sat up straight and said.

"The resurrection ceremony..."

"At least be serious."

Sasuke:......

Jiraiya:.......

The people at the dinner table were shocked when they heard this.

Do you want to listen to what you are saying?

If inviting a singing girl to sing and dance is not serious, then is it serious to invite six Hokage, the leader of Akatsuki, and the Shura of the Ninja World to perform? ? ?

"Recalling the past, I will never dry up in tears~"

At this moment, passionate DJ music sounded on the scene. Tobirama grabbed the microphone, opened his mouth and started howling.

The five Hokage, Nagato and Madara standing by all had stern expressions, twisting their waists in unison, and waving their hands to the exciting parts of the music.

"What a sin..."

The Sandai spoke vaguely, his movements still following the music.

If he hadn't put antihypertensive drugs in his mouth in advance, he would have felt like he was having a stroke the moment the music started.

"Ahhh!"

"Nagato the savior! Madara the savior! We respect you Kouya!!"

"Nidaime-sama! I love you!!"

"Ahh! The Yondaime is so handsome!"

The emotions of the villagers below the stage were instantly ignited by the expressions of these few people; even Naruto and Kushina were shouting their father's names.

At one point, Minato even wanted to use Flying Thunder God to escape from this damn scene.

The Fourth Calamities who were wolfing down their food in the corner seemed to be petrified when they saw the Hokage waving their hands.

"this......."

“This world is fucking crazy.”

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