Chapter 97: Konoha's Idea King's Amazing Idea
I don't know since when, the position of Hokage has gradually changed.
Maybe it was the moment when a yellow-haired boy was picked up by human traffickers, or maybe it was the moment when the third generation took antihypertensive drugs for the first time.
The original Hokage had to be recognized by everyone before he could become Hokage.
This is one of the most important conditions.
And now...
The important condition for becoming Hokage became the ability to suppress a few troubles in the village.
It is no exaggeration to say that this position has become a hot potato.
When the third generation died in battle, everyone was sad and missed the fourth generation and his wife even more...
Inside the Hokage Building——
All the senior ninjas who had a say, as well as the chiefs of several major ninja clans gathered here.
Of course, except for a certain white-haired Zhongdeng.
The two Hokage advisors stood on the stage and announced to everyone the Fifth Hokage - Tsunade.
"Great!"
"With Lady Tsunade, Konoha has hope!"
"Yes! Lady Tsunade is more than capable of dealing with the yellow-haired man!"
Everyone's faces lit up with joy when they heard the Hokage's advisor's announcement.
no way......
During the time that Lord Jiraiya was back, not only did he fail to control Uzumaki Naruto, but he caused even greater trouble.
Everyone is completely disappointed in him.
Moreover, the Fifth Hokage is Lady Tsunade, and she can also deal with those two masters and apprentices.
However, after they finished speaking, the two of them looked seriously at everyone present.
"Everyone..."
"We two will resign as Hokage advisors,"
"Do the clan leaders have anything to say?"
"Chief Hiashi, do you have anything to say as the advisor to the next Hokage?"
Hinata Hiashi: ???
Hinata Hiashi, who was hiding in the corner, thought he had been very low-key, but his name was still called.
After the third generation died in battle, his first reaction was worry.
He was afraid that the village would throw the responsibility of Hokage onto his shoulders.
After all, to some extent, he is Uzumaki Naruto's father-in-law...
It does make sense to use him to deal with Uzumaki Naruto.
But the problem is......
He can't control that yellow-haired guy at all!
Yesterday, he was kind enough to let the kid leave the battlefield first, but before he could finish his words, he was kicked away by the kid.
Although Rizu knew that Huangmao's behavior was out of concern for him, he really didn't like this way of caring.
Moreover......
As a son-in-law, you dare to kick your father-in-law, what else can't you do?
And Rizu's guess was indeed correct.
If Tsunade really doesn't want to be the fifth generation, then Hyuga Hiashi will be the next candidate.
Hinata Hiashi was silent for a while before he replied.
"The two Hokage advisors are wise."
"But the position of Hokage advisor..."
"It is difficult for me to take on this important task."
"Besides, the village cannot do without the two adults!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Nara Shikaku also jumped out to speak.
"Yes!"
"In terms of qualifications and abilities, we are not as good as you two."
"This is a critical moment. Why would you two adults resign?"
Lu Jiu's words immediately opened up everyone's chatterboxes, and they all began to praise the two consultants.
Is it really what everyone says?
No, it doesn't.
In fact, everyone present knew that the two consultants just didn't want to clean up the mess made by those guys at the cemetery.
The three generations in office were so angry that they bought boxes of antihypertensive drugs, and everyone knew the situation clearly.
How could he covet temporary power and bring his family into endless trouble?
Mitomon En and Utane Koharu smiled bitterly.
They knew it wouldn't work...
Once upon a time, they also thought about getting involved in the position of Hokage.
But as time goes by little by little...
After seeing the power of Huangmao, the two no longer dared to have any ideas.
In short, that Nine-Tails Jinchuriki is a big trouble!
Should we let the Anbu ninja focus all their efforts on dealing with the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki?
We do have a chance of winning if the whole village joins together, but what if the enemy goes berserk and there's another Nine-Tailed Fox Rebellion?
You can't beat them, and you can't control them either...
糙!
What the hell is going on here!
Not only do they have a headache, but others also have a headache.
With the example of Konohamaru, everyone now has strict control over their children at home.
I gave them so many warnings because I was worried that they would play with Huangmao.
Konoha is already in ruins and cannot accept that such a person will appear in its own family.
Everyone stood up to praise the two Hokage advisors and refused to give them any chance to step down.
Finally, the meeting ended with the two Hokage advisors feeling worried and everyone laughing.
In front of Sarutobi Hiruzen's tomb, the drinking party for the old and the new has not yet ended.
The empty cans scattered on the ground were enough to show that the four of them had drunk a lot.
As they drank and chatted, the four of them told the life stories of three generations of old men from their own perspectives.
As he was speaking, Naruto suddenly slammed the table and shouted excitedly.
"Honestly, just because Third Generation Lao Deng cleans up my ass every time, I have to give him a big funeral."
Funerals in this world are ordinary.
Even a figure like the Hokage only expressed his condolences and ended the event hastily.
If they had not spontaneously eaten and drank in front of the tomb today, Naruto felt that he would not have been able to have a meal with the Third Hokage.
Naturally, Uzumaki Naruto couldn't stand it.
Naruto's words instantly aroused the interest of the three people.
It was the first time they saw Naruto with such an expression.
"Everyone..."
"I have a great idea."
"What do you think Lao Deng likes to do most?"
The three of them were stunned for a moment, and then they spoke at the same time the next second.
"Spying on the women's bathhouse?" x3
Jiraiya had a subtle expression. Naruto had a good idea, but how could he peek now that the old man was gone?
It would be better for this child to respect himself instead of having this idea.
"Naruto..."
"What you said makes sense."
"But I always feel that taking a tombstone to a bathhouse..."
"It's a bit unlucky."
Uzumaki Naruto:?
Kakashi:?
Konohamaru: ???
When I think of the tombstone of Sarutobi Hiruzen standing in the bathhouse, the style of the painting does become a bit strange.
Jiraiya scratched his chin and made some shocking remarks, which directly made the people around him helpless.
"Naruto, you should probably mean to get some for the Third-Kai-sama..."
"Women's clothing?"
Kakashi thought he understood Naruto, and his mind went back to the time when Sasuke dressed as a woman, and then he thought of this.
"But....."
"My grandmother is buried next to my grandfather..."
"Brother, you are doing this..."
"I think it will be miserable for Grandpa to go to the Pure Land."
Konohamaru frowned, as if he was really thinking hard.
After a few seconds, his expression suddenly relaxed.
"I see!"
"Brother, you want to bury a few more women next to grandpa's grave, right?"
Listening to what these three guys said, Naruto almost turned around and left.
What is this?
There is no reliable one.
You are a disciple, a grandson, and a grandson of Lao Deng, three generations ago. Don’t you really consider the old man?
It seems I have to do it myself!
"Cough cough..."
"What you said is too outrageous."
"I mean......"
"Go to the entertainment shop and hire some people, and find some singing girls and dancing girls, and have them dance here for three days and three nights."
Jiraiya's eyes lit up after hearing this, Kakashi's face turned slightly red, and his expression suddenly became obscene.
"This is good!"
"Good idea!! You are worthy of being my apprentice!"
"Brother is awesome!"
After the four of them exchanged opinions, Naruto drafted a plan for the first Hokage Grave Singing and Dancing Competition in Konoha Village, which was scheduled to be held tomorrow.
After talking about Konoha's first Hokage Grave Singing and Dancing Competition, the four of them cleaned up the things on the ground and started to set up things as quickly as possible.
Strive to give three generations of old men a grand funeral.
As the overall person in charge of this project——Jiraiya.
Nature arranges everything clearly.
Kakashi went to inform the jonin, and Naruto was in charge of the banquet arrangements.
He went to a brothel to hire someone.
Um......
Konohamaru is still a child, just eat it.
At this moment, two people wearing red clouds, black robes and bamboo hats were walking outside the Konoha Village.
"Mr. Itachi..."
"Do you think I can swim to the other side in this lifetime?"
Uchiha Itachi:?
