Chapter 99 Uchiha Itachi: Strange, where is my brother?
"Tsk... Although Naruto's funeral is a bit ridiculous..."
"But the old man would love this."
Asma held a cigarette in his mouth, his eyes always fixed on the stage.
boom--
Yuhi Kurenai punched Asuma on the head, then hugged her shoulders and said angrily.
"hehe....."
"I think you like it!"
"Ha! This idea was probably from Jiraiya."
"What does it have to do with that kid Naruto."
"Keep watching if you like it!"
Yuhi Kurenai snorted coldly and turned to leave. Seeing this, Asuma broke out in a cold sweat.
"Hong...wait, let me explain!"
"It's not what you think!"
The first Hokage Grave Song and Dance Contest was much better than Naruto had imagined, and the men really enjoyed it.
but......
This also causes a lot of trouble for many married people and couples.
It is worth mentioning that none of the older generation of ninjas came, they were all from the same class as Kakashi or acquaintances of him.
He didn’t dare to invite several clan leaders…
Afraid of being kicked out.
After all, such a thing happened in the grave of three generations...
What if their younger generations follow suit after they die?
Everyone's head hurts just thinking about it.
After they heard that Jiraiya was planning to hold a disco at the grave of the Third Generation, they strictly forbade their descendants to participate.
However, quite a few people still went.
Just kidding, there are beautiful women to look at and food to eat, why not go?
"The first Hokage Grave Song and Dance Contest begins now!"
Uzumaki Naruko stood on the stage and made a loud announcement, and the beauties on the stage immediately stood up.
Wearing headphones, Qiao Feng stood on the DJ stage, his body shaking, his head shaking, and started playing the disc.
"Radisson and the Bricks!"
"I'm the DJ of this show—Uzumaki Qiao Feng!"
"Move along to the music with me, please!"
As Vortex Qiao Feng shouted, music also started at this moment.
But I still can't accept this gap~
Our love is like a falling star~
As the singing began, the untrained singers and dancers danced like a group of demons.
The Konoha ninja sitting at the banquet couldn't help but sway to the rhythm.
Behind the noisy stage, there are many performers in strange costumes waiting.
Among them were two members of the Akatsuki organization wearing red clouds and black robes...
"What the hell are you wearing?"
"Black robe, bamboo hat, nail polish?"
"Hurry up and put this on!"
Uchiha Itachi: ...
Kisame: ...
Kojiro threw two bunny girl costumes to the two of them.
Uchiha Itachi and Kisame held the cloth in their hands in silence for a long time.
"Itachi...Mr. Itachi."
"I feel like something is wrong..."
Kisame looked at the women's clothing in his hand and listened to the music from the outside world, feeling something was very wrong.
Hearing this, Uchiha Itachi fell silent again.
To be honest, he was in a somewhat delicate mood.
After all, not only did he die as Konoha's undercover boss, but the style of Konoha has become extremely strange.
He would never wear this thing anyway.
What if Sasuke sees it?
"Walk."
Itachi ignored the little Jiro, as he was afraid that he would not be able to resist stabbing the other person to death with a kunai.
The two men lowered their hats, pushed through the crowd, and walked towards the stage.
At this time, a yellow-haired guy was squatting on the ground and laughing with two white-haired guys.
He had no idea that Hinata was standing behind him.
"Which road is more popular? Which one do you like among so many?"
"I?"
In response to his master's question, Naruto thought for a moment and then spoke.
"If I were thirty, I would go on stage and dance with them."
"If I were twenty years old, I would choose to step down and dance with them..."
"What if you were thirteen?"
Before Naruto could finish his words, Hinata's voice suddenly rang in his ears, and several men at the scene shrank their necks.
Jiraiya and Kakashi turned to look at Hinata, their eyes full of gloating.
good good!
Let’s fight!
No one has ever seen Huangmao Xiaodeng get humiliated!
Naruto still didn't look back and didn't look panicked at all.
There really is that point...
It means that one remains calm even when Mount Tai collapses in front of him.
However......
At this moment, Naruto was frantically calling out to the big fox in his heart.
“Rough, rough, rough!!”
"Big Fox, come out quickly!"
"Let's blow up the entire Konoha!"
"This world shouldn't exist!!"
Jiu Lama, who had just seen the exciting plot, frowned. He was very unhappy that his interest was suddenly disturbed.
"No time!"
"If you want to blow it up, do it yourself."
When Naruto heard the big fox reject him, he felt that the whole world became dark.
His wife was standing behind him, and every pore on his body felt like it was exploding.
I can imagine that if I don’t give a reasonable explanation, I will die miserably.
Naruto took a few deep breaths, his brain working frantically.
After 0.03 seconds, he made a decision.
He put on a smile, turned around, took Hinata's little hand, and spoke lovingly.
"If I were thirteen, of course I would only choose to be with Hinata-chan."
"I'm going to marry Hinata-chan in the future."
"Get...married?"
When Hinata heard Naruto's last sentence, her face turned red and her brain stopped thinking instantly.
So embarrassing!
How could Naruto-kun say such things in front of so many people!
besides.....
Lord Jiraiya is considered Naruto-kun's master...
Does that count as her meeting the parents?
Hinata was completely dazed and could only let Naruto take her away.
Naruto kept shifting the blame while taking his wife away.
"Hinata-chan, let me tell you, neither of those two white-haired people over there is a good person."
"I didn't even want to watch it just now, but they dragged me here."
"You also said something like let me see the adult world."
......
Jiraiya and Kakashi looked at Naruto with mixed feelings.
So rough!
How come this kid is fine? !
besides.....
It was clearly your idea, you kept calling me Kakashi-sensei and Jiraiya-sensei.
Now that something happened, you start shouting "White Hair"? ?
How can you be so inhumane at such a young age?!
The two white-haired men looked at each other in silence for a long moment, and Jiraiya suddenly spoke.
"This kid..."
"Has it always been like this?"
Kakashi sighed deeply.
"Yes."
"I shouldn't have gone to the bookstore that afternoon six years ago..."
As Kakashi spoke, he began to complain to Jiraiya.
As one of the closest people to the little yellow-haired boy, Jiraiya instantly felt the same way.
Really, he is beginning to regret it now.
He shouldn't have returned to the village in the first place.
Sasuke ignored the two of them. After seeing Naruto leave, he also prepared to leave and go back to continue his training.
As soon as he took a step, Sasuke caught a glimpse of two Akatsuki members in the chaos.
He also happened to catch a glimpse of the profile of one of them...
At this time, Uchiha Itachi was looking at the stage, trying to see if he could find his younger brother.
But after searching for a few minutes, I couldn't find the hedgehog-headed, blue and white dressed brother.
strangeness......
Didn't Sasuke come?
Itachi was very upset because he didn't find his brother.
The loud music in my ears and the twitching of Kisame beside me made it even more annoying.
"Kisame!"
"Would you please stop shaking!"
